Saturday Horror #61

MZ wraps his hand in bandages found in a first aid.  TZ, MZ, and DDB all listened upstairs, where the announcing booth was.  They could here the hisses and footsteps of the Aliens above them.  MZ check his ammo, he had only 2 clips or 30 rounds of 10mm left.  TZ had only 17 rounds left, and DDB had only 24 rounds left.  The announcers could no longer engage in prolonged firefights…  MZ carefully held the receiver of the Glock15 between his legs, and methodically inserted a fresh clip with great care.  TZ & DB patted their shirts, in a vain search for a few more cartridges.

Tomzilla: God damn it! This is going to wind up like Alien 3 instead of Aliens!


Montyzilla: THAT’S IT!

DinoDragonBoy: What’s what? Why the hell do ya have to get my hopes up like that?

Montyzilla: Remember what Ripley said in Alien 3? That Aliens are afraid of fire!

The co writers all gathered around and listened to MZ’s plan of attack.  TZ flipped out his Zippo, and rested his thumb on the striker.  Just about as he was going to light it up, a blob of acid hit the lighter.  A burst of golden flames erupts over TZ.  The flesh on TZ’s hands started to fall off in globs, and he fell to the floor smoking.

Tomzilla: AHHH! GOD IT BURNS!

MZ and DDB threw water on TZ, dousing him out.  MZ got a Xenomorph in his sites, and a flash of yellow erupted before his eyes.  Then another, and another, until the Alien was dead.  DDB turned around and blew an Alien to shreds that was about to pounce on MZ.  The blood showered over DDB, causing welts all over his body and his barrel to melt.  DDB picked up TZ’s weaponary, and fired carefully placed single shots, one shot one kill.  MZ fired several rounds into the hallway, with shrieks followed closely after every round.  Soon the hallway collapsed from the immense amount of acid.  Then there was an eerie silence.  TZ moaned on the floor, and MZ looked through the medical supplies.  There was only enough bandages to keep his hands intact.

DinoDragonBoy: Well, I have good news TZ. You’ll have an abundance of protein for the rest of your life.


Tomzilla: NOOOOOO!

Montyzilla: Incoming!


MZ emptied his clip, while but several Aliens bit the dust. MZ had one last clip, but he wasn’t about to use it… Instead, he had to use the ancient art of Kung Fu fighting, because that cat Monty was fast as lightning.  MZ jumped up and dodged at tall whip, then kicked the Alien in the jaw.  The Alien kicked MZ, but he grabbed the ankle, and twisted it backwards until it snapped.  The Alien blood squirted out like a fountain, straight through the ceiling.  MZ threw the Alien into the crowed of Xenomorphs, then loaded his last clip into his gun.  DDB ran to get the fire hose, and then threw it up into the hole created in the announcing booth.  DDB grabbed TZ on his back while he climbed into the gap in the booths floor.  MZ gave suppressing fire until the co writers were safe.  Then climbed up the rope like as fast as he could.  When MZ finally reached the announcing booth, he looked around in amazement.  Bullets riddled the walls, the lights were burnt out, most of the glass was shattered.  The booth was barely bigger than a garage, and it looked twice as messy.  But 4 things remained in tact, a secret weapon.  4 cylinders stood in the middle of the room, unscathed since they were made up of hundreds of layers of Kevlar and titanium.  TZ walked up to the first cylinder, and noticed that the computer screen chirped to life when he touched it.  TZ entered in the code, and the other two co-writers did the same.  All three entered a key next the screen, and turned in unison. Three, two, one… FWOOSH! The cylinders retracted into the ceiling, and above them laid the most technologically advanced suits in the galaxy, the Terran Marine suits.
Monty began to brag about how great his suit was, “The suit starts out with clothes just like the U.S. army wears. On top of that, is a pair of overalls made of cortex like plastic that is water and vacuum proof.  Connected to the overall’s collar is a helmet, made out of industrial grade diamonds of the highest quality, no substance in the galaxy can scratch them.  On the backside of the helmet is 24.5mm of Kevlar, which is ten times stronger than steel and a fourth of the weight.  Kevlar body armor also covers the chest, shoulders, legs, and shoes.  The helmet contains a piece of glass at a 45degree angle that can reflect light off of the computer screen, so we can read maps, instant messages, see with infrared or night vision, or look at our gun sights with out having to look away from the target.  This system is known as the H(eads)U(p)D(isplay) and is used on jetfighters.  For weaponry, we have a Gauzes rifle. It holds 20 rounds in the magazine (with 20 magazines), each a halve inch in diameter or 12.7mm.  The weapon looks like the standard Terran rifle without the bottom grenade launcher.  But it actually much more powerful.  Instead of having to fire volleys of rounds at a target, you only have to shot one round, for one kill.  As a secondary weapon we each have Glock15s that hold fifteen 10mm rounds(with 5 magazines).  And don’t worry about your injuries.  The arms are hydraulically operated, and there are sensors that tell the computer what your nerves want it to do.”

Tomzilla: Wow, I guess the 2 billion dollars that you blew on these suits really did come in handy Monty.

The co-writers suited up, and locked and cocked their rifles.  Just as they were about to hit the exit shaft, scores of Aliens flooded the announcing booth.  TZ looked threw his helmet, at the square sheet of glass in front of his face.  A red dot appeared everywhere that his rifle went, but only when inside of the line of site of the glass.  TZ didn’t even have to aim, he just put the red dot in front of the Alien, and squeezed the trigger.  The Alien was splatter across the room.  Blood splattered on all co-writers but it barely even singed the Kevlar.  Soon, all of the co-writers were aligning red dots and aliens, forcing them to either go back or die.  There was a secret elevator, only the co-writers knew about that would lead them to the basement.  The doors opened, and they all got inside, ready to do battle again, but this time prepared.


Godzalla swims in the ocean, unaware of what lurks in the depths of the ocean.  As he swims, he fells a strong undercurrent, slowly tugging at him.  A huge angel, Gaghiel tries to chomp down on Godzalla!  Godzalla kicks his legs like he’s a thug on pcp, and swims away, but he’s no match for the angel of fish.  Gaghiel tries to take a bit out of Godzalla, but steam arises from the waters, and a flash of light erupts from Godzalla’s mouth as a thermonuclear ray is shot down Gaghiel’s throat.  Gaghiel’s AT-shield takes a serious pounding.  Gaghiel waves his tail vigorously trying to ram Godzalla, but Godzalla barrel rolls at the last second, and Gaghiel chips a few teeth on some rocks.  Godzalla punches Gaghiel in the face repeatedly, but the water slows his punches down greatly.  Gaghiel smirks at Godzalla’s feeble attempt to destroy him.  A quick twitch of the tail sends Godzalla on his ass.  Gaghiel then darts towards Godzalla.  The spines shred into Gaghiel’s abdomen, and the angel of fish spills his guts.  Godzalla victoriously grins, and gives a flip of the bird to Gaghiel.  Gaghiel disappears into a group of rocks, forcing Godzalla into a trap.  Godzalla’s inner voice told him to forget it, but his rage told him to charge in and kill.  Godzalla remembered GDAMM, and started to pick up rocks and throw them.  Unfortunately, the water slowed him down.  As Godzalla struggled to pick up a rock, Gaghiel rammed him in the back, shattering his spines.  Godzalla was trapped beneath thousands of tons of rock, and Gaghiel swim menacingly around.  Godzalla waited until Gaghiel was about to swallow him, then jumped up in an adrenaline rush.  The cloud of debris blinded Gaghiel, but Godzalla wasn’t.  Gaghiel felt claws dig into his flesh, and he wildly swam about, trying to shake him off.  Godzalla charged up his ray, and let loose with a volley of radioactive carnage.  Gaghiel’s burnt flesh floated to the surface, like confetti in a parade.  Gaghiel did a barrel roll close to the ocean floor, and knocked Godzalla to the ground.  Godzalla fired again, Gaghiel’s body glowed the color of molten metal, and his carcass went back to his creator, or so Godzalla thought.  He let out a terrific battle cry, thinking his opponent dead.  Quite a shame Godzalla never got to see Pinocchio…


Armadon’s eyelids feel heavy.  He slowly awakens, and gets to his feet.  Bardiel, the 3rd EVA turns around with alert.  Bardiel cocks his rifle, and fires a burst at Armadon.  Armadon’s armor is being chipped away by bullets, but that doesn’t stop him.  The EVA’s rifle is ripped away with a tenacity equal to none.  The EVA3 is shocked, and blocks an upper cut by Armadon, with a knife.  Blood from the stump sprays over Bardiel’s shinny black armor, giving it a new cimson gloss.  EAV3 grabs the stump, and twists it, causing Armadon to screech in pain.  Armadon’s huge club tail swings to the right, charging up, then flies to the left!  THUD! A huge dent is embedded in Bardiels armor, and he loses his grip.  Bardiel’s right leg now has a bad creek in it, but it’s still operable.  Armadon leans his head down, and charges. Bardiel is impalled in the chest, and his armor sounds like a can of coke being crumbled.  EVA3 pulls out his magnum pistol, and aims at Armadon’s beady eye.  A huge flash of powder, and a round enters his eye at fractures the skull at 1500 meters per second.  His head snaps back and his deadly trio of horns rips out of the EVAs armor in a shower of sparks.  Armadon tries to grab his eye, or lack there of, but his arm is missing, spraying blood into his socket.

Bardiel: You’re starting to look like a friggin’ leaper!

Armadon: $%&@ YOU peg leg!

Bardiel: Good one, did that last round make you go stupid?


The two charge each other with a renewed hatred.  EVA3 braces himself for the charge, but fires another round at Armadon, this one being far less effective. A serious of shots and the flashes that follow created a stobe effect, until all dozen rounds had left the chamber.  Armadon was bleeding horrible from all of the wounds, but continued to charge.  EVA3 kicks him in the face, but Armadon grabs his bad leg, and starts to rip it apart with his teeth.  Bardiel wildly kicks at Armadon’s eye socket with his free leg, but to no avail.  Armadon finally tore through all of the armor, but reached the power cord to the leg.  His blood provided a perfect conductor, and his two legs provided rounding.  Armadon felt a slight tingle, and a small tornado of smoke started to come from his jaw.  Armadon continued to chomp down, until a huge blast of electricity made lightning look like a flash bulb.  Armadons entire head is blown off clean! All that is left of this once mighty warrior is a smoking, decapitated corpse! EVA3 re-routs power to his leg, and gets back up, ready for another fight.


DinoDragonBoy: OK here we are underground. Now what?

Tomzilla: All we need to do now is follow this hallway looking thing to the Eva’s.

Montyzilla: OK sounds easy enough.

Deathbeast: Less talk more action! Let’s go!


At that the four intrepid announcers take off down the dimly lit corridor. The fluorescent lighting flickered as the power was on the verge of failing. They got to what looked like the center of the hall. There was at least 75 meters in front of them and behind when suddenly.

Deathbeast: Shhhhhhhh!

Montyzilla: Don’t you “Shhhhhhhh” me! I hate it when people “Shhhhhhh” me! I always have. One time my best friend Shhhhhhhhed me and…

Deathbeast, Tomzilla, DinoDragonBoy: SSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


A slight scraping sound was heard off in the distance.

Tomzilla: Whatever it is it’s in front of us.

Deathbeast: No! It’s behind us.

DinoDragonBoy: It’s ALL AROUND US!


The announcers cringed when they saw the cause of the noise and it was indeed all around them. Approaching form both sides was a teaming swarm of Xenomorphs. They covered the floor, walls and ceiling of the corridor and closed in on the MWF announcing crew ready to put an end to their miserable lives.

Tomzilla: SHOOT!

Tomzilla and Deathbeast blasted away at the front while DinoDragonBoy and Montyzilla shot the hell out of as many as they could approaching from the rear.

Montyzilla: We’ll never make it! There’s too many of em.

Deathbeast: We have no choice guys. We have to use the incineration grenades.

Tomzilla: Good idea cept for one thing…they would fry US TOO!

Deathbeast: Way I see it boys we got no choice. We’re going to die anyway so I aim to take as many of those bastards with me as possible!

Montyzilla: Who are you John freaking Wayne!??

Deathbeast: Nope I’m just what you call a realist and we’re goners. We might as well take as many of em as we can and go out in style.


Deathbeast pulls out 2 incineration grenades while DinoDragonBoy opens a door in the hall.

DinoDragonBoy: Hey Tomzilla what’s this door right here?

Tomzilla: It’s just an old storage closet don’t worry about it! And Deathbeast put those away! And DDB get your ass back here we need your shooting too!


Deathbeast continues to get the small but incredibly powerful flame bearing grenades ready for detonation.

Montyzilla He told you to stop it Deathbeast! We can’t use them in here we’ll fry ourselves and you might be ready to die but I ain’t!

DinoDragonBoy: We can use them!

He called from inside the storage closet and emerged carrying four gold colored oval shield shaped objects. And said..

DinoDragonBoy: Are these I think they are TZ?

Tomzilla: Depends what you think they are.

DinoDragonBoy: I think they’re scales from King Ghidorah.

Tomzilla: Well then you are right because that’s what they are. I was saving them cause I thought they would make a cool wall treatment when I get my new house.

DinoDragonBoy: But they’re tough enough to endure the blast of these incineration grenades right?

Deathbeast: Hell yeah they are! Toss one of these at King Ghidorah and he’d never even feel it!


More shots take out encroaching Xenomorphs. DinoDragonBoy hands out the scales to the others.

DinoDragonBoy: OK we crouch behind the scales I’ll throw a grenade front and Deathbeast will throw one to the rear. Then we duck down behind the scales and put out heads between out legs and…

Montyzilla: Kiss out ass goodbye?

DinoDragonBoy: This will work!

Montyzilla: Why do I have the feeling my life is in the hands of Wylie Coyote?

Deathbeast: TZ you count off to three then DDB and I throw. We will have exactly three seconds before each grenade detonates. Be sure to take a deep breath right before the explosion, as all the air will be sucked away for a few moments.

Tomzilla: OK ready?

DinoDragonBoy: Ready!

Deathbeast: Ready!

Montyzilla: Hey it says ‘ACME’ on the back of these things!

Tomzilla: Monty you just keep shooting the closest ones.


Montyzilla continues to blast the closest of the crawling creatures as Tomzilla counts off.

Tomzilla: One…Two…

DinoDragonBoy: WAIT! Do we throw on three or like just after three. Like is it; One, two, three, THROW or One, Two, Three/throw?


Tomzilla lets out a sigh.

Tomzilla: It’s one two three, you’ll hear the “three” then throw! Now here we go for real! One! Two! THREE!!!!!

DDB and Deathbeast lob their grenades toward the approaching swarms of Xenomorphs on both sides. A fantastic fireball engulfs the slimy creatures and their death squeals echo off the walls. But the growing fiery explosion quickly spreads toward the shielded announcers too.

In unison all four scream out: SHHIIIIIII…..

But their cry is muffled by the explosion




One of the final battles to take place is a three way match between Primal Rage god SAURON, Angel SACHIEL and from The Monster Alliance GODZILLA!

The battlefield has become a dark & bleak wasteland, the ruins of what once was a city from the massive fights that have taking place all around. Death, destruction and ruin abound as the three creatures make their way into the field of combat. Sauron and Godzilla give each other a quick glance and suddenly rush Sachiel. Maybe its their common dinosaur ancestry, maybe they think Sachiel is the biggest threat but for whatever reason Sauron and Godzilla look like word beaters as they slam into the mammoth Angel and topple it over

Sauron immediately drops his cranium crusher and the Angel is rocked to its core! Godzilla is whapping into it with his powerful fists that have dispatched many a monster. Sachiel is appears to be in trouble as it’s hammered on all sides from the reptilian giants. Sauron picks Sachiel up in its jaws and flings it at Godzilla who hits it with his burning nuclear flame. Sachiel hit the ground singed but it’s AT field seems to have protected it. But the Angel appears ready to do business now as it rights itself.

Sachiel takes aim at Godzilla and extends its two harpoon-like lances from its hands. The sharp points glisten even in the sun deprived environment. Oh my what weapons those look like!

Sachiel charges at Godzilla and the monster King stands his ground. He fires his nuclear fire at the charging Angel but it appears to have no effect. Godzilla braces for impact and …WOW! Out of nowhere Sauron got back into the fight and drop kicked the charging Sachiel. The Angel goes spilling head over heels from the blind side kick. Sauron takes another leap and comes down on the Angel’s head and crushes the thing hard!

Godzilla is back up to the fallen foe and whaps his tail down across the body with pulverizing effectiveness. Sauron only compounds the Angel’s problems by continuing to leap up and down on the unit with terrifying force. Godzilla picks the Angel up and body slams it hard. He hauls it up again and throws it at Sauron. The dinosaur does a drop kick that would make Gorosaurus jealous and sends Sachiel sailing across and into a mountain. The Angel’s impact is so hard it causes a rockslide and is buried under the rubble. Godzilla fires his atomic breath at the rocky rubble. The flame is so hot it ignites the rocks themselves! And soon the entire pile if a glowing mass of heat from which nothing could survive.

Godzilla turns to give Sauron a job well done. But Sauron knows its just the two of them now and takes the opportunity to plant a mammoth kick to Godzilla’s chest as he turned to greet him. Godzilla is knocked back and Sauron follows up by dropping down onto the King’s chest and clamps his fangs into Godzilla’s head threatening to crush his head like an eggshell.

Godzilla is roaring in pain and rage at being blindsided. He kicks his back feet up and rams Sauron in the gut throwing him off. Sauron charges right back and Godzilla lets loose with a tremendous nuclear blast that bathes the dinosaur god in searing fire. Sauron roars as his skin is singed. But he continues on forward and slams Godzilla taking him to the ground. Godzilla has him by the head though and threatens to twist it right off his body. But Sauron pitches forward and Godzilla goes flying into the hillside. Sauron goes charging in for the kill that would make him the winner here. But Godzilla comes rushing out to meet him and lowers his head. Godzilla slams into Sauron hard and his upper dorsal spine rips deep into Sauron’s stomach. Sauron is doubled over gasping for breath and bleeding out his mouth. Godzilla reaches around his head from the back and cinches on the “King Kong Dino Jaw Breaker!” Sauron tires to fight off the effect of his upper jaw being detached from his lower one. But the might of Godzilla may be too strong for even the Primal Rage god. Godzilla lets loose a scream that seems like a call to outer space and pulled back hard. With a disgusting crunch and a spray of blood and saliva Sauron’s head it literally ripped in two and the last of the Primal Rage monsters is finished.

Godzilla turns and is astonished to see Sachiel burst out of the mass of rock and debris. Godzilla screams his distinctive octave changing roar as his challenge. Sachiel’s response is to fire two powerful projectile weapons that slam into Godzilla’s hide. Upon impact they explode and burst nasty wounds appear in the monster King’s skin. He falls back letting out another roar. He still sounds defiant though.

Godzilla stands back up and fires his atomic flame. It has absolutely no effect! But Godzilla has never turned from a fight. He stands ready and steps over the dead body of Sauron as he goes forth to meet the challenge of the Angel. Sachiel extends his two lance-like harpoons from his hands and advances on the monster King. Godzilla picks up a boulder and hurls it. Sachiel swats it out of the sky with deadly accuracy. The lance makes a slight metallic “ting” as it slices through the massive stone. But the Angel itself moves forward with confidence. Godzilla stomps his feet in frustration. He fires his nuclear flame and again it does nothing to Sachiel.

Godzilla reaches down and picks up a freight train engine. He throws it like and All-Star fire-balling relief pitcher! Sachiel doesn’t even bother to knock it aside and the heavy steel engine bounces off the external shell. Godzilla seems to know he is out of options and he charges forward with all he has left…his BARE CLAWS!

Sachiel stops and waits. Godzilla is almost upon him when “OH NO! Sachiel just sent both deadly looking lances right into the center of Godzilla’s stomach. Godzilla stopped his advance and shudders. Sachiel appears to be enjoying this. Godzilla refuses to cry out in pain. Sachiel lifts Godzilla off his feet impaled in the gut by the long spears. Now Sachiel…OH god! NOOOO! Sachiel ripped one spear down and the other up through the body. Godzilla is split wide open. And Sachiel tosses him aside. OH NO! Godzilla hits the ground with a wet sounding splat and the “wet sound” is from his blood and guts that are pouring out of him. But Godzilla is still trying to get to his feet. I’m watching this and can’t decide if this is the bravest thing I ever saw or the most pitiful thing I’ve ever seen.

Godzilla’s insides are literally strewn all over the place. I don’t even know how he’s still alive let alone moving. Sachiel seems to think he’s some sort of pest to be dealt away with. Sachiel fires another projectile weapon out of its chest and the screaming weapon plows right into the gaping slit in Godzilla’s stomach. There is a terrible explosion and a blast of red gore goes all over the place. Godzilla lets out a sound so blood curdling it sent chills up my back. It’s a high pitched squeal of total despair and agony mixed together. Godzilla falls back to the ground. Sachiel turned towards a large skyscraper and slashed it in half with his energy saber, burying the King of the Monsters beneath rubble…Sachiel has won.

With this turn of events what can possibly stop the Angels now?

And meanwhile back in the corridor where the announcers set off an explosion to kill the Xenomorphs still sat huddled behind their shields made of King Ghidorah’s scales.


Rubble, nothing but rubble and only a few skyscrapers remained on the battle field. While cries of war were beginning all around the area, the cries of sudden death were also faintly heard. Ultraman Tiga, while in Power Mode, stepped carefully on the rubble and debris. The lifeless corpses of “Primal Rage” members were scattered through out the area, as were a few Angels and his fellow Kaiju allies.

Ultraman Tiga: Damn it…they’ll pay for all this carnage.

By now, the fans inside the stadium have evacuated. Strangely enough, the sun was still shining in the sky, giving the sky an eerie glow. So much destruction and anarchy – death and destruction! Ultraman Tiga clutched his fist, and prepared for combat with the Angel, Shamshel, who stood ahead – waving his laser tentacles, slashing up the ground beneath him. Ultraman Tiga charged forward, powering up his inner energy, but the Angel’s laser tentacles lashed out, barely missing Ultraman Tiga. Ultraman Tiga charged forward, jumped into the air, and drop kicked Shamshel against the chest. Shamshel barely slammed into the side of the skyscraper; his collision against the tall structure nearly caused it to fall.

Energy that was coming from the sun was being collected in Ultraman Tiga’s hands, which were held up high above his head. Ultraman Tiga now lowered his hands before his chest, causing the energy to form into a ball, and then pointed his palms towards the Angel – relinquishing a powerful blast of energy, which detonated against Shamshel’s core! The Angel, seconds before being eliminated, attempted to slice Ultraman Tiga in two, but the core was disintegrated, and the Angel had fallen face first onto the ground.


The entire hallway was engulfed by flames and the charcoaled flesh of Xenomorphs. Indeed, their bodies were vaporized by the intense blast, and the announcers would’ve been to – combat suit or not, nothing could’ve saved them. Except the Ghidorah Scale, this was able to block the oncoming assault! In fact, the scale wasn’t even scratched, let alone burned.

DinoDragonBoy: Ghidorah must be tough!

Tomzilla: That’s exactly why I wanted his scales to become the perfect walls/ceiling for my house. If oh say some Saddam Hussein winnable wants to blow up my house, he’s in for a treat.

Montyzilla: Why not use the Eva’s on him?

Tomzilla: Please, they’re designed to face more important things.

Montyzilla: Good point…

Deathbeast: Guys…

DinoDragonBoy: I say we use the MWF technology and clone Hitler…he’d make a good “stomp” tool for the monsters.

Deathbeast: Guys…

Tomzilla: Yeah, perhaps I will. Let’s see him try and take over the world as a pizza!

Deathbeast: GUYS?!

Tomzilla/Montyzilla/DinoDragonBoy: What?!

Deathbeast: Look!


The 3 announcers looked towards the area of where Deathbeast was pointing, seeing a huge hole in the wall. All 4 announcers ran over and looked through it, seeing a huge dark room…

Deathbeast: Is this the place?

Tomzilla: Yup…

Montyzilla: It’s huge and dark! Reminds me of a gorilla’s…


Before Montyzilla could finish, Deathbeast back hands Montyzilla against the back of his head, even if the inconsiderate announcer was inside a combat suit, he still felt it.

Tomzilla: Alright guys, Gauze Rifles and Flame throwers ready?

The announcers nodded and jumped inside the large room. They walked through darkness, barely seeing a thing that was in front of them. Until they passed hundreds of eggs?!

Montyzilla: Guys…we’re in a nest.

Tomzilla: And if we’re in a nest that means the Queen must be…

The CEO’s sentence was interrupted by a loud hiss, which made any nearby Xenomorph Soldiers back away. The co-writers could see the Queen, standing above them, saliva dripping from her mouth, and hitting the floor. Her long, razor sharp teeth were visible, making even the announcers tremble back. As the announcers prepared to retreat, the Queen’s soldiers blocked the exit. THEY WERE SURROUNDED!

Tomzilla: Guys, the Eva Units are right over there! If we can get inside, synchronize, then we have a chance.

All 4 announcers stood, staring at the Queen and was completely surrounded by thousands of Xenomorphs. Indeed, a huge fight had been going on at Battle Island – but another shall begin…

The entire room was filled with the loud sounds of gun fire and flame throwers, vaporizing the Xenomorphs alive. Tomzilla was running across the room, blasting bullet holes in a dozen Xenomorphs; acid blood dripping from the wounds, and limbs being blasted off. Tomzilla stopped before a large wall, where several Xenomorphs were crawling across it, preparing to get in striking positions – Tomzilla fired his Gauze Rifle, blowing chunks of concrete off the wall, and blast the Xenomorphs into pieces. But then a Xenomorph jumped on Tomzilla’s back, pushing the CEO of the MWF on the ground, ripping the armor off. Tomzilla tried to fight back, but the Xenomorph had the advantage, until a stream of flame enveloped the Xenomorph’s entire body, vaporizing it with ease. Tomzilla got up and stared at Montyzilla, who turned his attention towards the Queen.

Tomzilla (Over a communicator): Guys, I have a plan. Montyzilla, DinoDragonBoy, and I will hold these bad boys and gals off. While we do that, Deathbeast will make his way towards the healing chamber, and then get inside an Eva Unit. Though I have no idea of he’d be able to synchronize with the right one. Focus on the Queen, destroying her – we destroy them all!

Deathbeast backed away from unleashing a wave of bullets against the Xenomorph Swarm and made his way towards the healing chamber, not before flicking a switch. The entire room was brightening by light and the announcers could see EVERYTHING now. There, standing in the very center, was the Queen Alien, who was not only surrounded by eggs but also a horde of Xenomorphs. Montyzilla stepped towards them all, and unleashed his flame thrower upon them – while they screamed in agony, and the eggs were scorched, Tomzilla and DDB fired a variety of bullets, blasting the nearly fried creatures to death. But then, a tail wrapped around DDB’s body and hoisted him into the air…

DDB: You’re one ugly mother…

DDB said, staring right at the Queen, face to face. The Queen had wrapped her tail around DDB’s body and brought him towards her, and now he’s at her mercy. The Queen opened her mouth and a long, tongue like object slowly made its way towards his shielded face. At the end of the “tongue”, was a large jaw – one that could chomp his head off with ease. The Queen prepared to end the announcer’s life, until a line of bullets quickly blasted off the Queen’s tail, causing the Queen to cry in pain.

While Tomzilla and DDB attempted to rid the area of the Queen and the Xenomorphs, Montyzilla was busy vaporizing all the eggs and a few Xenomorphs along the way. Finally: Tomzilla, Montyzilla, and DinoDragonBoy stood in front of the Queen, who was all that remained. Before either announcer could attempt to finish her off, a large hand that was covered by blue colored armor, wrapped itself around the Queen?! With little force, the Queen was crushed to death by Evangelion Unit 0’s grasp.

Tomzilla: My god – Deathbeast was able to synchronize with Evangelion Unit 0!

To their surprise, Eva Unit 0 waved his hand happily…

Montyzilla: That dick!

But then, Eva Unit 0 flipped Montyzilla off.

DinoDragonBoy: Hahahahaha…hey, let’s heal ourselves as well and then get inside the Evangelions that we’re suppose to be able to synchronize with.

As the announcers got out of their battle suits and regenerated any injuries, the computer was finally able to free itself of Ireul’s powers. 

Tomzilla: Amazing, someone must have been able to destroy the Angel!

Montyzilla: Shhhh…according to this data, the Evangelion that I’ll synchronize with will be…Evangelion Unit 2!

Montyzilla turned to see the red unit, standing tall, 4 eyes, and with a huge ax in each of its hands.

DinoDragonBoy: According to my layout, my Eva is Unit…1!

Tomzilla: Wow, he was the one that saved us all last year. I’m jealous!


DDB turned and looked up at the purple unit, amazed at its grace. It will indeed be an honor to pilot it…while the announcers were staring in suspense, and feeling what its like to pilot an Evangelion, Tomzilla was looking up at Evangelion Unit 4. Because that Bardiel, the 3rd Eva Unit, became an Angel – all that was left was an un-tested Eva. One that has never been seen in action, nor ever used!

Tomzilla: Evangelion Unit 4…guess we’ll have to do the impossible, and help the others defeat this threat once and for all.


Minutes passed before Tomzilla, Montyzilla, and DinoDragonBoy were inserted into Evangelion Units: 4, 2, and 1’s backbones, where they were quickly synchronized with the awesome Evangelions!

Tomzilla: Amazing…it feels as if we’re the Eva’s themselves! In fact, we are…

Deathbeast: Indeed…well, let’s move out!

Tomzilla: Wait; first allow me to tell you all what we’ll have at our disposal:




For Evangelion Unit 0, your weapons will be:

Progressive Knife – You’ll be able to pull this out of your shoulders; each.

Positron Rifle – Very large, sniper like weapon. Can deliver a blast that can penetrate an AT-Field! It’s basically a concentrate blast of energy, designed to cause lots of damage. Use this weapon to fire from long distances, in other words: Ramiel is your target!



Evangelion Unit 1:

Progressive Knife – Same as Unit 0, use this for close range combats.

Standard Rifle – Basically, a large gun, that delivers bullets that are the size of fighter jets! They explode on impact, so make em’ count!



Evangelion Unit 2:

Battle Axes – Gigantic axes, basically. Use these to make short work of the Angels.

Progressive Knife: Same as the other Units.


Evangelion Unit 4:

Progressive Knife

Energy Sabers – Energy like sabers that come out of the top of Eva Unit 4’s fist. Great in combat!


With that said and done, Evangelion Units 0, 1, 2, and 4 were transported under ground, and traveled down certain tunnels. These tunnels lead them separately to Battle Island, where only a few are left…the Angels remain strong. With only a few Angels left, can the Eva Units overcome this evil? Will the T.M.A. stop this terrible onslaught? And will Godzilla, somehow return from the dead, like he has time and time again…or is he just another victim? The Eva Units appeared on certain parts of the battle field, the pilots preparing for combat…


Tomzilla: Evangelion Units, move out!