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"We are still continuing our investigation into the source of these radioactive-waste deposits," Hashimoto said. "However, it does appear that there may be a link between this waste and monsters such as Gojira (Godzilla) and others, who have so often laid waste to our armies and urban areas."
Despite acknowledgement by Hashimoto of Japan's role in the origin of these monsters, other Japanese leaders including current Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda denied responsibility, contending that these beasts existed long before the occurrence of any radiation leakage.
"There is a strong misconception that these gigantic creatures of destruction were created or mutated directly as a result of radiation," Japanese Diet member Kentaro Kumagai said. "This is simply not true. These monsters pre-date the atomic age by millions of years. Atomic testing in the Pacific did not create Gojira, as many naive souls would have you believe. The blasts merely awoke Gojira from his eons-long sleep at the bottom of the sea, where he had slumbered for a million years encased in a block of ice."
Fukuoka University physics professor Katsuhiko Ohmori conceded that while Kumagai's theory is plausible, the enormously varied nature of the monsters indicates that, in all likelihood, each one was spawned under different circumstances. These causes may include: runaway pollution, cloning experiments gone awry, underwater nuclear testing, and laboratory Petri-dish mix-ups.
If found even partially liable for the creation of the enormous, beasts that have injured thousands and inflicted massive property damage across the Pacific Rim over the past 40 years, Japan could face stiff international penalties.(1)
Not everyone agrees on the origin of these Giant Monsters. Members of the cult of Hirotoshi Isayama, in Japan, claim that Godzilla is the disembodied spirits of all of the people killed during the Pacific Conflict (World War II) who died as the result of Japanese aggression and that the monster is seeking revenge against Japan for their sins.
“Goose Crap!” said Commander Takaki of The Japanese Self-Defense Force. “Everyone knows that Godzilla was created by American arrogance as a result of reckless testing of Nuclear Weapons in the Pacific”.
The most widely accepted explanation is that of Dr. Kyohei Yamane, noted paleontologist who theorized in 1954 that Godzilla was an ancient gigantic dinosaur awakened and mutated by U.S. atomic testing.
The United States has never accepted blame for the creation of Godzilla or any giant monster. In fact government officials have been strangely silent on the subject except for one time during a press conference in 1973 when then President Richard Nixon said “Trust me, The United States has never done anything so irresponsible and believe me, I would never be a part of any cover up”.
President Nixon claimed to have proof of America’s innocence on an audio tape. That tape was later found to have a eightteen minute gap when it was subpoenaed by a Senate subcommittee in an unrelated case.
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Reports suggest that there was at least one monster that stood several stories tall and that there were many smaller creatures that seemed to fall off of the larger monster.
The attack began at around midnight. when a tanker in the harbor was overturned. Soon after that there was a loud explosion that could be seen and heard for miles away. It was soon after this that the Statue of Liberty was decapitated. The head was send flying and landed several blocks away.
It was at this point that many of the population began to panic. Terrified crowds of people tried to flee. Traffic quickly jammed to a stand still. Many tried to evacuate the city on foot. Several hundred people were reported to be on the Brooklyn Bridge when the monster appeared from out of the water and demolished the bridge sending many to their death.
The creature then came ashore where it went on a rampage stomping and crushing anything that got in its way. Because of its enormous size and strength, it was able to topple several high rise buildings.
The military was called upon to evacuate Manhattan and try to contain the monster. Conventional weapons seemed to have little effects on the monster. The use of more powerful weapons was being considered including the MOAB the biggest conventional bomb in the military's arsenalt Authorities wanted to remove as many people as possible before extreme measures were used, however a baggage of explosions went off around 6:15 A.M.. in the area of Central Park.
Little is know for sure but a source in the military; a Sergent Pryce said “nothing could have lived through that” when asked if the monster was still alive. Story By Hockalocker
The monster that at the time was mis- identified as Godzilla was a giant mutated lizzard that came to New York to lay eggs. It was killed by the US Arny. Many Americans still identify that monster as Godzilla, but. authorietise have since renamed it Gino or sometimes Zilla.
That monster, should not be confused with the real Godzilla that has been seen in many parts of the world but is most often seen in Japan.
The monster from this most recent attack has not yet been identified, but most experts agree that it was neither Godzilla. story by Hockalocker
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Rodan flew away as quickly as it appeared. The game was canceled but PCN Park was reopened the next day.. Based on a story on http://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?id=25165
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“The Secure Border Initiative (SBI) is a comprehensive multi-year plan to secure America’s borders from the migration of Giant Monsters like the Giant Killer Bee.” Says Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff “We need more agents to patrol our borders, A comprehensive and systemic upgrading of the technology used in controlling the Giant Killer Bees, including increased manned aerial assets, expanded use of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles (UAVs), and next-generation detection technology and Increased investment in infrastructure improvements at the border – providing additional physical security to sharply reduce Giant Killer Bee border crossing”. Story by hockalocker
www.washingtonpost.com - Were you terrified by the Terminator and Matrix movies? Are you afraid that robots may soon take over the world? If so, robotics expert Daniel H. Wilson can settle your fears. In his new book, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising" (Bloomsbury, Nov. 7, 2005), he takes a humorous look at how humans can defeat a robot rebellion.
Wilson earned his PhD at the Robotics Institute at Carnegie Mellon University and has worked in research laboratories for Microsoft and Intel.
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The prospect that suicide bombers and hijackers could be made redundant by flying robots is a real one, according to experts. Now thanks to satellite positioning systems, they can now be programmed to hit targets some distance away with just a few metres (yards) short of pinpoint accuracy. Security services the world over have been considering the problem for several years, but no one has yet come up with a solution.
Armed militant groups have already tried to use unmanned aircraft, according to a number of studies by institutions including the Center for Nonproliferation studies in Monterey, California, and the Center for Arms Control, Energy and Environmental Studies in Moscow.
Eugene Miasnikov of the Center for Arms Control, Energy and Environmental Studies in Moscow said these kinds of threats must be taken more seriously.
"To many people UAVs (unmanned aerial vehicles) may seem too exotic, demanding substantial efforts and cost compared with the methods terrorists frequently use," he said. "But science and technology is developing so fast that we often fail to recognise how much the world has changed."
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When the earthquake happened some witnesses claim that they saw a monster emerge from beneath the ground that was over 200-feet long and covered with enormous tentacles.
Tokyo has been the sight of several other giant monster attacks stating with Godzilla’s first attack in 1954 and as recently as the battle in 2006 between Gamera and the monster Zedus.
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It has been over two years since Godzilla battled Kaiser Ghidorah in Tokyo in the worst Kaiju incidents in history. Thousands were killed or injured and much of the city was destroyed. Kaiser Ghidorah was apparently killed. The seriously injured Godzilla slipped away into the sea with its young offspring.
Since that day little has been heard from “the King of the Monsters”. Rumors have always abounded about Godzilla. An unverified source suggested he might be living in the jungles of South America. According to Yuji Shinoda Director the of Godzilla Prediction Network (GPN), “This rumor seems far fetched”. Godzilla is probably asleep at the bottom of the Pacific.
Godzilla’s absence has led to speculation that the monster may be dead.
“It is possible.” said Dr. Kenichi Yamane, the world’s foremost expert on Godzilla and the adopted grandson of Dr. Kyohei Yamane one of the men responsible for stopping the first Godzilla in 1955. “We know that there are several different individual Godzilla’ and sometimes they die. We know of this happening at least twice in the past.”
In 1954 the first known Godzilla was killed in Tokyo Bay with the Oxygen Destroyer invented by Dr. Daisuke Serizawa.
Then in 1995 another Godzilla died as the result of a melt down”.
Dr. Yamane went on to say “There is however no evidence that this Godzilla is dead. Even if it were, I’m sure there are still others out there.” Story by hockalocker
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The giant monster attacks started in 1954 when the first Godzilla appeared. That monster was killed by Dr. Daisuke Serizawa’s oxygen destroyer. Before it’s death, that Godzilla did major damage.
Before long another Godzilla appeared, followed by a host of other monsters including Anguirus, Rodan, Mothra, Ghidorah, the Gargantuas, Gigan, Biollante, Hedorah, Destoroyah, Orga, Megaguirus, Gamera, Gyaos, Legion, Irys, Zedus.
In 1995 the entire city of Tokyo was destroyed when an extremely large and powerful Godzilla experienced a cataclysmic meltdown. The city would have been uninhabitable for years due to the radiation which was emmited, if not for the fact that another Godzilla absorbed said radiation.
Ten years later Tokyo was again devastated during the Xilien invasion and the Final War between Godzilla and Kaiser Ghidorah. This time Godzilla, the most destructive monster in history, actually saved the world when he killed Ghidorah. A statue now exists in Tokyo's Ginza dictrict commemorating Godzilla.
Visitors to Tokyo will be surprised to see that almost all of the damage has been cleaned up and rebuilding has taken place. Story by hockalocker
Giant-Ape Attacks Remain Steady
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada -University of Waterloo staff reported yesterday that there has been a significant increase in the number of dinosaur attacks on campus in recent weeks. Responding to the recent T-Rex assault on the MC, in which a large dinosaur began to eat passing math students, officials were quick to emphasize that the situation is under control.
"We've taken every measure possible to ensure the safety of the students here at Waterloo," says Ian Malcolm, Professor of Giant Lizard Studies. "Dinosaurs are no more dangerous than cats or dogs. Sure they may be relentless eating machines with huge teeth, but deep down they are gentle giants."
When asked about the cause of the increase, Malcolm was evasive. "We believe the cause may be the group of time-travelling math students that have been sighted recently, but we have no way of confirming it. It could just as easily be time-travelling artsies or engineers, or even some sort of nefarious supervillain. At the moment, we can not afford to ignore any possibility, no matter how remote."
Students do not share the university's optimism. "First there were the giant apes, then those dragons back in July. It's like the university is doing nothing to stop the constant monster attacks." says Computer Science student Guy Incognito. "If a guy can't feel safe from dinosaurs on campus, where can he feel safe?"
mathNEWS staff denied any involvement in unleashing either the T-Rex or the velociraptors roaming around Dana Porter Library. They refused, however, to comment on the Robot army roaming around the sixth floor. The T-Rex was unavailable for comment.
Dan Woodley
mathNEWS staff
University of Waterloo (Waterloo, Ontario, Canada)
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General. I.C. Dong, long time member of the covert communistic para-military organization known as “the Red Bamboo” and the inventor of the Super-low Temperature Laser, died as a result of a tragic laboratory accident last week in China.
The Super-low Temperature Laser was used to defeat Destoroyah and to cool down Godzilla during his meltdown.
Since his retirement as a terrorist in 2003, the scientist has been trying to find a peace-time use for his Super-low Temperature Laser as a cure for Erectile Dysfunction. He was frozen to death while trying his idea on himself. Story by hockalocker