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Dedicated to: My daddy
Sittin on a road by a telephone pole
Everything seems so slow
My world's upside down
Everything seems so round

Then I, started to walk, I walked and walked
Until I got to my favorite inn
I went and paid the lady in grey
and sat down at the toffee bar

I ordered for some cocoa, instead I got loco
Please tell me what to do if I were you
What should I do?
Should I jump up and down?
Or wear a blue gown?
No, I think I'll take the train

My world is twisted
I can tell you in an instant
That I am very strange
Do you think I can win
the lottery that began
on last Saturday night?

I never really started out on my journey
I'm still by my telephone pole
Am I crazy, or am I lazy?
If I am crazy, send me to the nuthouse
With a box of crayons
If I am lazy, please give me a daisy
And say that I need a life

That I need a life!