That's right I'm back with more bitch slaps. Now its time to tell you else I hate, well not who I hate but who really Bother Me. I don't really have a lot to say. First off Colin YOu are a freakin' Stoner who has no friends You ARE a Nerd you may noit think so but you are So stop hangin out at our table(well My old Table, Ilya's Table). Next I have All therapists In general You have The craziest Idea's on what you think works I understand More than Most of you will Ever understand About Teenagers, Because I'm One Of them. Now For Gina Nuculaj, and any extreme Catholic YOu are all Mother Fucker's How the Hell can You all Base your Life On a bvook that was Probably written By a bunch Of Old Fucker's Who were probably Psycho. I mean Seriously now I could do the same thing But If they lived Now They Proibable would have wriotten about sex drugs and Alchohol. So I could base my life on Lord of the Rings But I'm Not Because I'm A sane Person and I know The Truth. Next There's Julia Hunko The Lord of the Rings Fanatic WHo had (or still has) a crush on Me Get A life You have no friends Movies are not real Don't obsess or YOu'll be the first to go to The looney bin (Way before I will at least). Now there are still two more groups I would Like to Slap, First the Pope, Cardnals, and Bishops; also Parents(Ihope every Parent reads this if they can).
The first GroupI know its not your fault Pope cause you were probably given that position because you are in the lineage, But your follower's Are assholesJust tell them to kiss your ass and not your feet and then I'll be happy. Unless you can give me some sort of solid proof other than a book that was Printed in China Then I'll take back every thiong I said, But until then Bugger off.
The Second group We are not you recreated So we don't like the things you do. I mean Therepy Is good For anyone But seriously Having top go to twoi differen't therepists Just tells me that you really think I'm Fucked Up. I'm glad that you worry about us but you need to raise the curfew cause how are we supposed to get any thing done. I can't vouch for every one but I tend to think better at night. and If I need to go somewhere then I'm probably going to go. I know that your excuse is going to be some thing like "well you could be carried oiff by some stranger" I say True but who the hell is going to ubduct someone that is just walking down the street, People have more common sense than that. I say practice what you preach Thet's put Dawin's Law of nature into full effect Survival of the fittest To tell you the truth I could do without some of the stupid assholes at our School. I would be willing to negotiate any thing like this For the kids if needed.
Now I have afew things left to say. I love Sarah Jones I don't care what anyone thinks Just go Fuck your self, Because I'm happy and just because your not doesn't mean I have to be like you. Next is Brian (again) You are a fun person to be around Dont hang out With Ilya, Jessica, and Nick, They are only going to make you want to kill your self.
One last thing Before I go Writing this seond one Has given me in Idea that will help out every one And Brian's Website. I'll be starting a teen Therepy Q&A only Online Though If I get any Questions at school I won't answer them unless Its an Emergency. Now I don't mean that if someone called you a bitch that's not an emergency, no I mean something like If your Dad hit's you and you don't know what to say or do That's an emegency. I would not mind Getting Phone calls from you just as long as you can't reach me any other way.
I really Hope I can Help People with my talents. My actual E-Mail adress Is CashDrugs1@aol.com For both the therepy and Complaints, Just make sure you keep it short.
More Quotes:1. Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
2. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there. 3.Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. 4.Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. 5.The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
That's all I have to say so remember Live is as mysterious as Death
The ManWith\ the Golden Band
B-Rad Coulter
I've had a Fucked Up year Lots of this and that But there are some things I would like to get off my chest(or My giant man tits) First Off Ilya You are a Tall ass Gump Who makes fun of me for going out with Sarah. Look in a mirror Buddy You are becomeing what you hate and you always hang out with jessica,That's almost worst. And Your REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. Next on My list is Nadir,You suck and you like Izza Just Make hot monkey sex and get it over with,I would also Like My game Back. Thanks. Now for Shawn G. Listen I know I stole your girlfrien But get fucking Over it I'm not going to stop it just because You have repressed Anger. If you need to hit me then just do that. Now for the Yu-Gi-Oh! "Table" YOu alway's piss me off When I'm with my other friends Leave me the Fuck alone,You all Need lives except for Dave He's Cool and he has a life THat's WHy we're good duelists because we don't obcess(not sure if that's spelled right). Next is All 8thgrader's except for Adam Kalen(he's kool) You all piss me off Especially Steve P., Will, and Lorenzo P. now for Brian (I'm sorry but I need to say this) YOu need some Fucking Counceling You are extremely friggin Depressed, You also need to find a girl friend cause if you did it wouldn't seem like your alway's going to kill your self. Now J-Mann YOu are really cool And Down to earth You remind me of myself last year I didn't really fit in Butr I have one Piece of advice for you. Don't depend on you friends They won't alway's be there for you.
Now for the good parts aboput this year. Had a Party, Got lots of friends and lost a few(not steve). There's going to be another Party on the first friday after spring break ends. Then There was the Pinky and Foot incident, I got 7 stitches in my pinky and I sprained my ankle in gym Class(just the foot was in gym class). Then I try to Help shawn G. With his relationship with Sarah But that wasn't going anywhereSo they broke up on the 23 of March andI asked Sarah out on the 24th ( My birthday) Not knowing that they broke up, and shre said Yes. That was really good. Our one month is over Spring Break. Then A cou[ple of Weeks ago I got a new comp. That has the Internet After 7months WIthout it. Thank the Lord Jesus Christ. Well then I've Decided to Become Athiast(not sure about spelling) That has been the greatest decision I've made since Sarah.
That's really All I have to Say. So If you have any beef with me then Write to Me @ Cashdrugs@aol.com. I just have a few words of wisdom for you
1. Never Look back on the Past for you'll miss what's to come
2. To err is to human(props to Mr. Starnes [Not a typo] She's a Bitch I'm glad I got out of her class)
3. If you find that special someone Don't rush it you'll get where your going No matter how slow you go and the slower you go then the more of life you'll see.
4. Life is a neverending Cycle Of stretegy
Now that's It Boy did that make me feel good I'll do this more Often
The man with the Golden Plan,
Bradley Allen Coulter