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FREAKY FREAKY

 

 

 

It’s become kinda like a ritual

of self induced foreplay

Self induced because 

I do the do to myself

 

Freaky they call me because

I have a ten and a half inch

battery operated mechanism

in my top drawer

 

Freaky they call me because

I have semi-nude posters

in my dressing room

 

Freaky they call me because

I know what I like and I know

exactly how to give it to me

 

Freaky they call me because

I don’t like it on my belly button.

A little or a lot of nothing.

 

But you still call me freaky because

I go from hand to mouth

when it goes in and out.

 

And just because

I can lick my own nipples

and stroke my own mane, you call me vain

 

Just because I do it in front of a mirror

or between the cracks of an open door

I am woman, hear me roar

or scream the screams of pleasure...

 

The result of my own endeavors.

M. A. S., 

T. U. R.,

B. A.,

TION,

Means creating ones own fun

 

It’s like an arcade game,

"The power is in your hand."

Like a personal video juke box,

"The stimulation you control."

 

Do it slow, don’t rush.

Master the skills, make yourself blush.

 

Freaky you call me, but see

I don’t have to cuddle up with my vibrator

when it’s all over.

 

Freaky you call me because you saw me

let me fingers do the walking, 

talking, licking sticking 

that you would’ve done,

if I’d have let you.

 

Freaky you call me because

I love to love me baby

 

I think you call me freaky because

Me no be needy of all the extra bullshit 

That comes along with freaking you.

 

I think you’re scared that you too

may want to get a little freaky,

and it might just feel good.

 

Real good!

 

Maybe even too good.

 

I thing you call me freaky

because I let me fingertips wiggle my hips.

 

Hips in motion.

Strokes the magic potion.

Lotion, lotion, lotion.

All because my fingers don’t do limp

when I’m almost there.

 

Think how exciting it would be

If you could discover you feel like me

 

Taking one, two, three, four, or more

at a time is all fine.

Better get yours

Because you know for damn sure 

I’m getting mine.

 

And I know that at any time,

I can have my peace sign close together

 

For unless I become a thief in Medina

I'll be freaky for ever.

M. A. S.,

T. U. R.,

B. A.,

T. I. O. N.,

My friend to the end!

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