Top ten reasons for being Slovenian:

1. You can speak the beautiful Slovene language and know that
    no one cares except you.

2. You can feel superior to all former Yugoslavs.

3. You can drink after work.

4. You can pretend to live on the "sunny side of the Alps,"
    although you know it's not that sunny.

5. You can pretend that you are as good as any German while
    secretly enjoying the fact that you are a Slav.

6. Good relations with Italy and Austria.

7. You can afford to be Yugo-nostalgic.

8. You can marry a Slovene and have Slovene children who
    speak Slovene.

9. You don't have to be ashamed when abroad.

10.No one bothers you because no one really cares.