Top ten reasons for being Albanian:

1.  You can always swim to Italy.

2.  You can choose between a president who stole your whole
     income, one who killed all your relatives, or go fight the Serbs
     in Kosovo.

3.  You can be proud of being from "the land of the eagle."

4.  You can always swim to Italy.

5.  You can take weapons from any army garrison and defend
     your honor.

6.  You can get killed in a vendetta and be remembered as the
     hero of the family.

7.  You get to be called the poorest country in Europe.

8.  You can live in the ecologically cleanest country in
     Europe.

9.  You can always swim to Italy

10.You are proud of being "from the land of the eagle."