Top ten reasons for being Albanian:
1. You can always swim to Italy.
2. You can choose between a president
who stole your whole
income, one who killed all your relatives, or go fight
the Serbs
in Kosovo.
3. You can be proud of being from
"the land of the eagle."
4. You can always swim to Italy.
5. You can take weapons from any army
garrison and defend
your honor.
6. You can get killed in a vendetta and
be remembered as the
hero of the family.
7. You get to be called the poorest
country in Europe.
8. You can live in the ecologically
cleanest country in
Europe.
9. You can always swim to Italy
10.You are proud of being "from the land of the eagle."