Top ten reasons for being Montenegrian:

1.  You can be proud of your heroic past and not being
     conquered by the Turks for 500 years.

2.  You can sing epic songs about your heroic past and not
     being conquered by the Turks for 500 years.

3.  You can think of Russia as your Mother, although Russia
     does not know you are her son.

4.  You can combine orthodoxy with Stalinism with love of
     Russia and still think that you are better and more progressive
     than the Serbs.

5.  Goat cheese, grilled lamb, and grappa.

6.  You get to kill at least one person in a vendetta and
     defend your honor.

7.  If you are a woman you can kill your husband and everyone
     knows why you did it.

8.  You can smuggle cigarettes to Italy and live like a king.

9.  You don't have to work even when you have to.

10.You don't have to work....