Top Ten Reasons for being a Croat

1. You're not a Serb

2. Soccer team.

3. You get to pretend that your language is different from
    Serbian, although it's really not.

4. Dubrovnik.

5. You get to dream about independent Croatia.

6. Every now and then you get to sing "Danke, Danke,
    Deutschland," and continue to dream about independent Croatia.

7. You have a thousand-year culture of which no one has
    heard.

8. You have a democratically elected President who is not
    ashamed of being a Croat.

9. The glorious World War Two past.

10.You have a thousand-year culture...