Top ten reasons for being Bosnian:

  

1. You can get asylum anywhere except in Serbia.
 

2. You can pretend that your state exists.

3. Kebab.

4. You can pretend that Sarajevo is a really cosmopolitan
    European city when you know that it is not.

5. Great kebab.

6. You can be visited by Francois Mitterand, Bernard
    Henry-Levy,  Susan Sontag, and Bill Clinton and it still doesn't
    make a difference.

7. Free round-trip to any Moslem country.

8. You get to be bombed by a psychiatrist.

9. You can fly your flag in the UN but nowhere else.                                                        

10. Foreigners give you money and don't ask any questions.