the HOPOATE files

john hopoate is a rugby player in the australian national league.
ive never met him, im sure hes a good bloke, ive heard that hes a fantastic rugby player.
but in one match he got carried away and decided to jam his fingers up another player's arse.
because he did, hes now priviledged enough to get his own page on my site.
here it is:

a few jokes:
Have you heard John Hopoate is changing codes?
He has just signed with Arsenal.

Have you heard John Hopoate has been given a job in the Tigers Leagues Club while he is on suspension?
He has to go around and make sure all the stools are pushed in.

Arnott's are soon to introduce a new biscuit called the 'Hopoate'. It's going to be a choc-coated Scotch Finger.

Have you heard John Hopoate is appealing his sentence on the grounds that he was misunderstood?
He didn't know that you had to win a Grand Final before you can have an NRL Premiers' ring on your finger.

Apparently John Hopoate has found something to occupy his time while on suspension. He's taking up quoits.

Craig Field and Kevin McGuiness are appealing their suspensions on the grounds that they got 6 months for cocaine and ecstacy, and that Hoppa only got 12 weeks for crack.

John Hopoate deserves all he got ... let's face it he turned a Rugby League match into a three ring circus.

Have you heard John Hopoate has been signed for a new movie Crouching Tiger...Hidden Finger, and is considering a role in the sequel to Goldfinger?

What is John Hopoate's favourite dessert?
Sticky Date Pudding.

What is John Hopoate's favourite morning tea?
Finger Buns.

What is John Hopoate's favourite Ice cream?
Choc Wedge!

Anyway enough cracks about Hoppa except to say that the younger Tigers players will miss having Hoppa around to give them some pointers, and a few handy tips!!!


is this the next hopoate?