| My Favorite Jokes!! They're real funny!! HAR HAR HAR |
| Those of you who know me well know that I have 5 rally good jokes. They are some of the best jokes around. Some people (or cts) have a lot of ok jokes. But I have 5 really good ones. So I am superior to every other living thing out there. |
| 1. He's gay, no? Get it, "GAY NO, GENO" 2. What's a butt fer? Geno wouldn't know because he doesn't have any! HAR HAR HAR Get it, butt fur. HAR HAR HAR!! 3. He's a bass turd, get it? He's fish poop! 4. I'm a Little Mosaic, get it? Little Mo-Saic!! 5. Can I have some Grey Pupoun on my hot dog? Get it, can I have som Grey poop on my hot dog? Grey poop!!!!! Get it??!!?!? |
| I've been told by people who think they know best (harharhar) that I need to explain joke #2. For those of you who actually have a sence of humor no explanation is necessary... however for people like the two people who feed me, here is an explanation of this really great (Personally I think my best) joke... Well you see, when Geno was a little baby cat I knocked a ladder on him (by mistake, really) and it broke his leg. So when the vets put the cast on his leg they had to shave all of his leg fur and some of his butt fur off. So he didn't have any butt fur for awahile... get it butt fur??? HARHARHAR Unfortunatly there aren't any pictures of this situation that Geno was in. Oh well. |
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