Metro HatersRUs
Dear Sister Rossetta,
My wife and I purchased a new Geo Metro from a Chevrolet
dealer in San Diego.

After we had finished all of the paperwork, one of the lot
attendants, who had the name Jesus stitched to his shirt,
washed the car for us.

Was this a ritual Baptism?

Were we in fact symbolically baptized by Jesus?

Please help me, this has bothered me for seven years.
Some crazy persons wacky beliefs about his metro.
Dear Sir:
                                                   The Bible Clearly States that Jesus appears occasionally in
                                                   potato chips, cloud formations, and rusted water
towers--but only MOST RARELY in the flesh.Your sighting confirms the rumor that Jesus was hiding inCalifornia under the witness relocation program, but "H" "E" "double toothpicks," he could be anywhere by now. We Christians have been trying to track him down for years
with no success.  It's a shame when the Savior of our world is reduced to
manual labor, but the Bible Clearly States that's the price you pay while you're waiting for the second coming. Treasure your Metro--yes, it is saved in the Lord. If you were IN the car, then Jesus baptized you as well. Where in the world is Jesus Christ?,
                            Sister Rossetta
Base prices:
                  $8395--9795
         Vehicle type:
                  front-engine, front-drive; 3- or 4-door 4-passenger coupe or sedan
         Interior volume F/R/cargo (cu ft):
                                                   47/33--34/8--10
         Wheelbase
                                                         93.1 in
         Track, F/R
                                                      54.5/53.5 in
         Length/Width
                                                149.4-164.2 in/62.6 in
         Height
                                                      55.5-55.7 in
         Curb weight
                                                     1750-1950 lb

         Fuel-tank capacity/EPA city mpg
                                                    10.6 gal/29-43

         Standard passive restraint
                                            driver and passenger airbags

         POWERTRAIN
         1.0-liter SOHC 3-in-line, 55 hp; 1.3-liter SOHC 4-in-line, 70 hp; 5-sp man, 3-sp auto

         SUSPENSION
         F
                                        ind, struts, coil springs, anti-roll bar
         R
                                    ind, trailing arms, coil springs, anti-roll bar
         BRAKES
         F/R
                                                       disc/drum
         ABS
                                                   optional
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Here's what a sick person does to a Metro tries to sup it up by putting on a body kit, spoiler, decals, and rims.
A crazy person driving a Metro thought the mud and crashing it.
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From the Simpsons Maude begs Ned to step on it, but Ned complains, "I can't!  It's a Geo!"