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Bird Rollers

This one is also to the tune of that rollerskate song (or combine harvester song depening on your location and preference).  This is my tribute to Gatch ep 66, "the devil's fashion show".  In case you're not sure, it's meant to be from Ryu's point of view.

The Phoenix stayed at Crescent Coral last night
Now it turns out the Devil Stars want a fight
We were sent here for the Queen's security
If there's a battle it's a plan that we need

Well, I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates
Ken's got a brand new plan
He thinks that we should skate together then we'll save Carridon
Jun is really happy, she tried some dresses on
So I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates
Ken's got a brand new plan

I fly the Phoenix, and I drive (but not Joe's car)
They're much easier than rollerskating by far
Fought Galactor every way we can to save the world
But the thought of bird rollers really makes my toes curl

Well, I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates
Ken's got a bright idea
Skating round fast enough will drive Galactor out of here
Wearing wheels on our feet will fill the enemy with fear
Oh, I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates
Ken's got a bright idea

The people in this country rollerskate all the time
If I didn't have to join them, then that would be fine
I keep on falling over, Jinpei won't let me forget
I should be glad hula hoops ain't caught on here yet

Well, I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates
And Ken is always right
Cos we haven't got the Phoenix here, we'll use rollerskates to fight
You won't catch me complaining, I was raised to be polite
So, I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates
And Ken is always right


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