Peruser Satisfaction Survey
Brought to you by Kyle's Nonsense Page
In an attempt to better entertain you, the home surfer, I am conducting a survey to guage the level of satisfaction attained by the various perusers of my site. So please take a moment to fill out the survey. It
is
voluntary, but if you don't do it I'll see to it that you spend eternity in hell.
What is your name?
Your E-mail address
Check all that apply, you horrible person:
I found your website to be utterly amusing.
One of the most life-altering sites I've seen.
I sure wish my website had as much crunchy goodness as yours.
I enjoy having sex with donkeys.
My testicles chewed their way out of my scrotum.
It's fun to ejaculate.
It's fun to be ejaculated on.
What did you enjoy most about my site?
The in-depth descriptions of your various big foot encounters.
All those moving poems about your cats.
The recap of your short-lived rodeo clown career.
The flat out silliness of it all. Man, is this place silly!
Select which of the following best describes how much you enjoyed this site:
It was ok.
Hey, not bad.
I've seen worse.
It was good, but not great.
If my website were a porno magazine, how many copies would it sell?
Million copy bestseller for sure!
100,000+
Thousands
Very few
Negative Six
How do you think I could improve my site?
Couldn't be better
More info on feline declawing
More Elvis stuff
More upskirt photos of Don Knotts
Why are you such an asshole?
My parents didn't pay enough attention to me as a child
It's my way of showing affection
I was sodomized against my will by a reindeer on Christmas eve when I was 10
A bully stole my cookie during lunch when I was in third grade (Grade Three for you Canadians)
My brother hid a camera in my room and filmed me giving myself a blowjob.
Now feel free to elaborate on any suggestions. Also feel free to send me poetry, short stories, etc.: