I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY
Welcome to
Odessa
Spite makes right.
Welcome to Odessa.

Yo. This is the homepage of the little known, little understood Odessa Files newspaper. Give it up for the Onion, SatireWire, and other satirical newsletters that I am so blatantly trying to be like.

This site is also home to my stories, essays, and general thought process. If you want to read something, I have short stories, plays and fanfiction up the wazoo.

Questions, comments, or anything else can be sent to:
megjust3@aol.com,


Now stop staring and go get some monkeypox.
And Now For Our Feature Presentation
The Latest Catastrophes (7/12/03)

It's been a while, hasn't it. Odessa 7 is finished and on its way, and in the meantime a bunch of pictures are up in the About Moi section. I figured it was about time to give a face to the stupidity.
WARNING
If you're using Netscape, you're probably SCREWED.
ODESSA FILES
Who's your buddy?
So What Else Is New?
Pictures put up. Oh my holy God.
Behold the High Smiley Face.
Bow down, all ye infidels.
Love and happiness.
Odessa Frontline
My Livejournal. Creative complaining, mostly, as well as my everyday garbage.

The Odessa Files
The main event. Volumes 1 through 3 of the Odessa Files newspaper are here. It's scrumptulescent, baby.

Story Barn
Here's where all my short stories, plays, poems, fanfics and whatnot can be found.

About Moi
The lowdown about me, myself, and I.

These Sites Are Wicked Cool
Please tell me you don't need that explained any further.
Volume 3, Issue 6
DARKWING DUCK DEPLOYED IN SEARCH FOR IRAQI WMDs

MICROSOFT ACQUIRES HOLY TRINITY

ASHCROFT STILL MIFFED AT WACHOWSKIS ABOUT MATRIX LEAK

TIGER WOODS SUSPENDED FOR CORKED DRIVER

"MONKEYPOX" LEAST THREATENING VIRUS NAME EVER

OP/ED: GET A LOAD OF MY FREEDOM TICKLER

POINT/COUNTERPOINT: DIVINE INTERVENTION


BEATEN, STARVING DISNEY EMPLOYEE GLAD YOU LIKE YOUR MOUSE HAT