But last year they put on their blinkers,
They voted out Howard,
They elected a coward,
And lumbered us with a pack of stinkers.
The leader of that pack is K. Rudd,
It’s an understatement to say he’s a dud,
Try hard as he might,
He’s screwed everything in sight,
And our living standards have dropped with a thud.
His deputy is the nauseating Julia,
She’s smart, but don’t let that fool ya,
Speaking in monotones,
Treating us all like drones,
She’s doing her best to ruin Aust-roolia.
The Treasurer’s a try-hard named Swan,
A wobbly head and a smirk he puts on,
He tries to sound serious,
But in fact he’s delirious,
And it’s just been one almighty con.
There once was a man named Obama,
Who was slick, a smooth snake charmer,
With the media on his side,
Many secrets they did hide,
And there seemed not a chink in his armour.
But many questions remain about Barack,
Can he lead if America’s under attack?
Is he all that he seems?
Or is he a man of extremes?
Is America ready for a President who’s black?
Despite the inexperience and the unknowns,
He pulls biggers crowds than the Stones,
But they’ll be disappointed,
Once Barack is annointed,
He’s not the Messiah, he’s just flesh and bones.
In such times of unrest and volatility,
They need more than just a man of ability,
They need experience to reign,
They need John McCain,
They don’t need spin, they need credibility.
John McCain is a genuine National hero,
Obama’s just an actor, like Robert DeNiro,
McCain’s been through the worst,
He’s always put his country first,
Obama’s list of achievements is zero.
In 10 days we will know the result,
10 more days of the Barack Obama cult,
If Barack wins and is a dud,
Like our own Kevin Rudd,
Then the media would really be at fault.
God bless America!