ARTHUR McARTHUR TELLS IT AS IT IS
                 Rudd gets on the plane and is ‘Back in the US of A’

Just flew in from Canberra, the ACT
Didn't get much sleep last night
On the way Ken Henry’s head was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the US of A
You don't know how lucky you are mate,
Back in the US of A, yeah

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
It's good to be away from home
These Amercians are already sick of my face
George W Bush is on the phone
I'm back in the US of A
You don't know how lucky you are, mate
Back in the US
Back in the US
Back in the US of A

Well George W nearly knocked me out
He says I’m out of my mind
And the Russian guy, he just started to shout
He says I’m the biggest dickhead he could find find find find find
Oh, come on Dmitry
Hey George, hey, ah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm back in the US of A
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
I’m back in the US of A

Well the rubber really hits the road
When I leave Australian shores
It’s great to see the sights and my favourite girls
Get their gear off at at at at at at at Scores

Oh, I eat my earwax, lick my lips, I’ve got a bloody big mouth
I’m doing plenty of harm
So I wanna see those strippers with their boobies out
Come and keep the Krudster warm

I'm back in the US of A
The yanks don’t know how lucky they are
Back in the US of A
Oh, give me lots of money

Kevvie’s back….woo woo hoo….
Plenty of CO2 emissions…woohoo
Come on Swanny, let’s party….woo hoo woo
What’s the G20 George??!!.....
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