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I will have more up on Casa Anita after Winter Break... it's appearance, it's laws, the people inside it, and a special look on Life in Casa Anita. :)
Until then, I leave you with a post at the end of one of the old Pizza Fights.
6543 Date: 2001-03-12 18:23:53
HRH Anita Skeeter (janelane@moonshinehollow.com / no homepage) wrote:
HOLY MOTHER OF SNAPE!
What IS going on here? ....sauce on the tapestries, pepperoni on the armor.....GLEEP! WHO PUT SAUSAGE ON SEV'S PORTRAIT?!?
OUT WITH IT! I WANT NAMES! RRRRRRRRR!
*in a fit of rage, brandishes her wand and utters an incantation which douses everyone in tomato and garlic sauce*
NO MORE PIZZA FIGHTS! NOT IN THE CASTLE!
.....Honestly.....*picks mushrooms out of her hair, gives up, and says a cleaning spell*....do you people have no MANNERS?
I'm initiating a new law. LISTEN UP, ALL OF YE!
1. No more of this pizza-slinging! It's messy and tomato juice stains upholstery!
2. No more unnecessary experimenting with different codes. This is EXTREMELY boring for the rest of us, to read 20 pointless posts (I know, I know, pot calling kettle black, but STILL...).
3. NO MORE ANONYMICE! OR ANONYMI! OR ANONYMOUSES! This has gone TOO far; I'm tired of trying to decipher who's posting. There are more anonymous posts than there are REAL posts, and that's just insufferable.
4. Potions Master, stop bashing Potter and his friends. They have friends here, you'll start a riot. And much as Slytherins love riots, I've got my hands full trying to clean up this mess from the pizza fight.
Nameless, I might be right behind you. If all this anonymous-pizza-slinging business doesn't stop, I'll be forced to retire to the dungeon with Snape---PERMANENTLY.
Rowena, *nods appreciatively* you deserved it, dearie.
Right! And so my rant is over! Everyone, CLEAN UP! NOW!
Anita
