Yeah, so that sounds pretentious. Oh, well.

You guys would not beleive what's happened down here.

The room with the Idea Generator in it is totally gone. So's the Generator. There's the old floor and remnants of the old walls sticking up one or two feet. I don't know what happened - it's one of the things I'm going to attempt to find out. Beyond that is strangeness.

It's this huge cavern thingy. I don't know how big yet. There are pillars holding up the ceiling every five feet or so. I say pillars because they are vertical, made of bluish grey stone like the rest of the cavern, and have smooth surfaces, but they look almost naturally formed. It creates a foresty effect, in that it's hard to see very far in any direction. It'll take forever to explore.

Other than the pillars everything's very open. There could be places with a lot of pillars together forming rooms. There could be millions of them and it would be hard to find any of them. But I haven't seen evidence for any yet.

It's not dark. It's dim, but not dark. There's a greenish-blue light emanating from... somewhere. Possibly the mist. Did I forget to mention the mist? It's... everywhere. It's not especially unpleasant in and of itself but it's all over, swirling in the total abscence of wind, making everything just a tiny bit colder and damper and harder to see than it would have been otherwise. But it's the source of the light, so I'm thankful for it, as the one light fixture in the old room is burned out and I didn't bring a flashlight.

So yeah, I'm going to explore this place, maybe map it, find out what it is and why it's here, and then find the Idea Generator. I brought the "provisions" along as kind of a jokey thing but now I'm glad I did. I can stay down here for as long as I want and be an Adventurer, like I wrote. It's gonna be cool.

Done a little exploring already - around the remains of the old room, there's a drop of about ten feet. Around that there's another one, then another one, about ten in all. They go all the way around, I checked (which took forever), so it's like a concentric square thing. So I'm a hundred feet below however far down the Idea Generator room was (which is pretty far - I hated those stairs, they went on forever.) Around those is a ravine, but it's a small one and I got over it easily. I think I saw water at the bottom, but I'm not sure, as it was awfully far down.

And I keep hearing rumbling noises from somewhere. Either there's another pizza fight going on, or an earthquake, or possibly something very big walking around. My guess is pizza fight. Glad I'm not there cause now I won't have to clean up. Heee.

With a scepter and a sword,