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| 1 | Vinnie Mac, Booker T, John Cena | (1-0-0) | Mike Awesome In a eHw Stretcher Match |
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~Good Ol' JR~ Jim Ross: Ladie's and Gentleman we are about to take a look at one of the greatest debut's in eHw History! The debut of John Cena!
Booker doesn’t let go of Road Dogg’s leg as he gets up to his feet using the ropes, then grabs Road Dogg by his shirt and press slams Road Dogg off the top rope and into the dumpster! Billy Gunn sees this, and drops Cena and makes his way over to Booker but Cena grabs a hold of Gunn’s left arm as he drops him, and shoots up to his feet and from behind gives Gunn a Spin Out Powerbomb! Cena rolls Gunn over towards the dumpster and under the bottom ropes where Booker picks Gunn up to his feet and gives him a Book End into the Dumpster!! Booker closes the dumpster shut and The Heat win the match! Later that night...... John Cena runs down to the ring. Cena slides into the ring, spins Awesome around, and gives him an F U!! Cena gives the You Can’t See Me! taunt to Awesome then gets out of the ring, throws up the W's, and makes his way to the back with the crowd both cheering and booing.
"Basic Thuganomics" hits the PA and John Cena makes his way down to the ring.
~The Man with tha Greatest eHw Debut Ever!~ John ~Not a Wigger~ Cena: Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo! What Up Portland, Oregon?! I can't hear you, I said What Up Portland Oregon?! Yo, chill, chill, at Battery we stuffed the New Age Outlaws in a dumpster like the garbage they are, Mike Awesome was complainin I should be behind bars! I screwed that bitch right out of his title, I F-U'd his ass with a big damn smile! Now my boy Scotty S. Kept his gold, while the Sandman and myself made Mike Awesome's ass cold! He lost his Title, in one friggen week, man he accepts my challenge boy I aint even at my peak! I'll still whoop his ass with a big F-U, 5 Knuckle Shuffle will give him a good Hair-Do. Now, you saw that chick, who want's to marry, damn boy, she like a White Halle Berry! Now she said, she would never marry Mr. Awesome, maybe cuz of his puberty, he never really blossomed! Now an Awesome Bomb through a Table might hurt my back, but if he think he gonna beat me he must be smokin crack! He think he can beat me I don't give a fu*k! I'm gonna beat his ass like the Oregon Ducks!
The crowd starts going wild at the statement.
~The Man with tha Greatest eHw Debut Ever!~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Now a lot of people talkin smack about the Docta, I'll cut ya ass up like a Helicopta! Now here's this fat dude named Paul Heyman, makin the Tag Team Match for the Title's now that's bangin! Whether me and him like eachother or not, what he did for me I think that's hot. And Sandman, you the Champ of Champ's, and after I'm done with Mike Awesome, we celebratin on the Ramp! I'll have a beer, but only if you let me, I be like Rasheed Friggen Wallace you'll never forget me! Now Mike Awesome said he would'nt put the Title on the line if he kept it, even if he had it, he would still have left it, except it would've been with me up in the stands, look at all these people clappin they hands! It aint for you, it's for the Docta! You beatin me would be a real fu*#in shocka! Only way to beat me, you gotta zap me with a phazer! I smoke Mike Awesome faster than weed to a former Trailblazer! Now here I gotta introduce to you, the man who all of you know and knew, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg, he the one who threw you two! And now he's gonna come to the ring, lets see all the fireworks my homeboy bring! The last man in the Elimination Chamber, who could it be, of course you know, it's my boy Booker T!
"Can You Dig It? SUCKAA!" hits the PA and Booker T makes his way to the ring.
Booker T grabs a Mic with a smile on his face.
~The Next World Champion~ Booker T: Yo, John dawg, we kicked the New Age Outlaw's Asses! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT? SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA! Haha, now dawg, I know I have my match to get into the Elimination Chamber, but you have an eHw Stretcher Match, by far one of the most brutal matches in the world, against Mike Awesome, the man who you cost the World Title, you nailed him with an F-U at Battery, so he want's yo ass dawg, so you sure you know wat you gettin into?
John Cena takes the mic to his face looking very pissed off at Booker T for asking that.
~The Man with tha Greatest eHw Debut Ever!~ John ~Not a Wigger~ Cena: Wait, what? You wanna know if I know what I'm getting into? You know Book, if you wasn't my partner, your ass would feel what Mike Awesome's did! I made the challenge, he accepted, so it's on! I set an example with Road Dogg and Billy Gunn then I gave him a lil preview with the F-U, and HBK Shawn Micheals realized that I beat his New Age Outlaws pussy crew in DX, so he had to make me look bad by a failed interference, nah man not gonna happen! And HBK, he should be the one watching out, because he's number one on The Sandman's list! You see, Booker, whether you like it or not, The Sandman has a better chance than any other champion would in the Elimination Chamberm but that still does'nt mean he has a good chance! And if anyone takes his title at Sanitarium, it would be Booker T! I have high respect for both of these men! But enough about you two, I have a Number One Contender's Match for the DeathMatch Title.... In a Stretcher Match against Mike Awesome! I will go on to face Hardcore Holly for the DeathMatch Title, whether I'm 100% or not! I will WHOOP the ass of Mike Awesome, but at the same time I know he's gonna do the same to me. So yes I will do a few raps before I get into that ring, so Booker if you don't mind, here's one I'm going to bring! Yo, Mike Awesome think, he some big shot, man all he gonna do is feel an F-U to a table slingshot! And he gonna be carried out on a stretcha, and this is somethin that I won't letcha, me carried out of the arena in a Ambulance, not gonna happen even if you Awesome Bomb Me, because I'm the motha fu*^a who you can't see! Whether you attack me with some damn chair, Awesome bomb me right down some stairs, I really don't care cuz' that aint enough, you might be callin on me, but Mike Awesome, I'm callin ya bluff! You say that you the hottest shit around, the only shit I see is from ya ass on the ground! I be reppin Portland and every other town, so I'ma F-U, until there's only one damn sound! That sound would be, the cheers for me, after the 5 Knuckle Shuffle I'ma tell him... HE CAN'T SEE ME! Yo, and Shawn Micheals, if he interfere, I'ma beat down his ass and make that boy disappear! Punches and jack will do you no good, but you gettin a bigger beat down then Denzel in the hood. Yo, ya gettin beatdown in the stretcher match, theres no doubt bout that, maybe you should understand, my rhymes and skills is phat! And then you talkin about bein the best, maybe I should've gotten a title shot and given a punch to yo chest! Then I would've given you an F-U! Oh yeah I already did, maybe you should watch yo back yo stupid lil' shit! And now I understand that....
Just then Rhyno runs into the ring, Gore's Booker T, and heads for Cena. Cena kicks him in the groin and lift's him up for an F-U.
Cena runs off the ropes, and give's him the 5 Knuckle Shuffle.
~The Man with tha Greatest eHw Debut Ever!~ John ~Not a Wigger~ Cena: Yo, Mike Awesome, you just saw your future dawg! You think that you can bring me down! HELL NAH! I'm gonna give you an F-U, after that you gonna be coughin like you got the flu! Now here I stand the better man, Mike Awesome can do somethin', noone else can, you the only eHw dude who jerks off another man! Now maybe Mike Awesome could tell me the truth, why the hell ya body look like you in ya youth? I wanna ask you this, why you lose your Championship? Was it cause you fight like a bitch? Or was it cause you just an eHw Glitch! Now there's somethin special about the John CE, and you know what that is? YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Cena makes his way backstage to a roar of cheers.
