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I'll even do some non-falsetto versions of Lou Christie's 'Lightning Strikes', 'Two Faces Have I' and also of course 'I'm Gonna Make You Mine' among others. Moreover, I do these without backups and props - but 'mic-ed up' at least.. That alone takes 'guts' I'd say,.. every Italian thinks 'he's a singer' anyway! Just think of it, as being personally crooned to, now you really can't beat that!!!
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March In History: 1950,.. Julius & Ethel Rosenberg were convicted of espionage, passing-on secret information to the Soviet Union - i.e. Atomic Weapons - and related material... Albeit the case and the evidence against the 'Rosenbergs' appeared to be of the circumstantial variety (e.g. as per 'The Lindbergh Kidnap/Murder' in NJ) obviously, it can not be a coincidence, that the Soviets tested 'their own' Atomic Bomb shortly after the dissemination of what the United States was exclusively in possession of first and - as evident via use to end the war in the Pacific - i.e. Japan!
February In History: 1968,.. US crushes the 'Tet Offensive' just weeks after Saigon (aka Ho Chi Minh City -1975) and other southern provinces were surprised-attacked by North Vietnamese Army regulars, along with support from local sympathizers. 'Tet' is recognized as the Vietnamese New Year, and spans typically the last week of January through the first couple of weeks in February. During the course of the 'French Indochina Conflict' (i.e. 1955 -1975), the French military forces and later the United States, understood 'Tet' to be an unofficial holiday truce. With that said, and assumed or trusted,.. facilitated the offensive's initial success. Albeit a military disaster for the North Vietnamese military, it conversely proved to be a political '800 Pound Gorilla' for the United States, and President Lyndon B. Johnson!.. Truth: North Vietnam in reality,.. lost the war with the United States! Facts: Death toll for the USA = 58K whereas North Vietnam's losses were millions! Other: Russian 'MIG' pilots that shot down US Fighter Pilots were not Vietnamese!!! Conversely, it was Soviet pilots (i.e. blue-eyed blondes) in the cockpit.. Occasionally, the Soviets used Cuban (e.g. trainees) to test their skills, against our guys - but not quite our very best pilots!. Moreover, surely anything 'yellow in the cockpit' was Chinese! FYI: Senator John McCain (R-Az.) former POW and 'presidential candidate' presently; "should've been charged with treason, along with other congressional members,..." for signing-off on and 'enthusiastically' supporting President William J. Clinton's normalizing relations with a communist Vietnam! McCain always was a whimpering & decrepit crybaby,.. he i.e. 'McCain of all people, should have opposed that bill, during Clinton's term in office. Moreover, "our enemy, is our enemy for life," it's beyond me, how anyone can embrace their enemy! By the way - his 'name-sake ' french fries suck pony dick - I prefer Ore-Ida fries really!!!
January In History: January 20, 1981, the United States sworn in an embalmed ex-actor Ronald Reagan - as her 40th president. Albeit, and for all intended purposes; "a functional mannequin,.." Reagan swept into office due to preceding president Jimmy Carter's inept handling of the 1979 -1981 Iran Embassy Hostage Crisis. A pre-inaugural deal brokered by George H.W. Bush (i.e. Reagan's veep-elect) denied Jimmy Carter D-Ga. the satisfaction of having the hostages freed while he was still officially President Of The United States!.. The aforementioned 'deal' of course, came to be known as Iran-Contra, with the Lee Harvey Oswald of the 1980 era - aka USMC Col.Oliver North - as the villain in lieu of John Poindexter and Reagan himself....
December In History: December 07, 1941 and 67 years ago, the Japanese aerial bombed 'Pearl Harbor' (Hawaii) without a formal 'Declaration Of War' against the United States. Hence, intelligence breakdowns and/or perhaps President Franklin D. Roosevelt turned a 'deaf ear' to this pending attack - while in collusion with Prime Minister Winston Churchill (UK) - to facilitate war against Germany! The latter solidified a divided nation, otherwise trying to recover from a depressed economy!
November In History: November 05, 1968 and
40 years ago, Richard M. Nixon beat Democratic Nominee - Hubert H. Humphrey (sitting vice president) and Klu Klux Klansman - George C. Wallace (Independent) for the presidency of the United States. The latter facilitated by the unpopularity of sitting president - Lyndon B. Johnson's handling of the Vietnam War, and his decision to not seek another term as our president. Albeit an 'independent' candidate - Governor Wallace (from Alabama) drew surprising support from sectors of white America, certainly below the Mason-Dixon Line and strangely above (e.g. Northeast),.. who weren't necessarily dissatisfied with President Johnson's direction with the Vietnam War, but conversely with the 1964 signing-into-law of the Civil Rights Act perhaps!!!
October In History: October 04, 1957 and 51st. anniversary of the former Soviet Union's launch of Sputnik - first man made sphere (e.g. satellite) to orbit the Earth. Thus officially the antithesis; e.g. of many events to follow, in this 'Cold War' via Russia and the United States. Spy movies e.g. Secret Agent Man & James Bond '007' were representative of the latter... Accordingly to follow; the Vietnam War, and the mythical '1969 moon landing' (e.g. I think it was faked..) which seemingly became the historical footnotes for the second half of the 20th Century. The previous, a direct result of the hostile and convoluted nature of the competition, signifying differences in ideology via war and technology - between us and them!!! Property Of Matty Midura Productions © 2001-2009 |
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Sure; "I'll publish almost anything!.." Matty Midura
Now that I have re-familiarized you with 'hoaxes' previously, along with other panic producing and 'trash worthy' email chain-letters that spread like wildfire. Proceed to read the story below with an open mind. I think it has merit. Actually, I would not have published it - so to speak - if such was utter nonsense. Make sure also, to read the 'footnotes' below the story, highlighted in amber! Thereafter, do continue with my commentary from July 23rd, 2007,.. that follows such in succession... August 07, 2007
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Barack Hussein Obama
Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black Muslim from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas.
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But, you better hold that thought,
If the CIA can't cancel out President Obama,.. Mossad will do it for us!.. And for those of you otherwise 'International Espionagely Challenged' reading here - it's Israel's secret police. Conversely, the successful 'hit men' that make the CIA appear as Keystone Cops by comparison!!! Israel had advanced knowledge of the 911 Hijackers whereabouts, and filmed the events from across the Hudson River in New Jersey - CIA and Bush knew nothing! Trust me on this: Israel won't just sit back, while an anti-Semite sets policy in motion, that will ultimately result in the 'Holy State' getting vaporized to oblivion!.."
Book this! So barring unprecedented and complete idiocy from the electorate next year,.. it will be President-elect McCain in November 2008 if with a Democratic Nominee of Obama. And a Clinton (democratic) nomination will result in the same as previous - McCain being sworn in January 2009. Best results,.. a democratic nomination of John Edwards and a landslide victory over Senator McCain - the republican survivor over Mitt Romney. If Obama accepts a Clinton or Edwards offer (e.g. vice presidency) due to Obama tanking, and Clinton or Edwards have lost their fuck'n minds in choosing Obama as a running mate - "McCain wins, unless we are all suddenly inebriated or smoking crack!!!" Feeling better? There is a 'wildcard' to be concerned with, that the CIA, and surely even Mossad would agonize over! Take a deep breath America; "a presidential ticket of Sen. Barack Obama and Ralph Nader (e.g. consumer advocate - Arab nationality) would be our worst nightmare!.." Moreover, that fuck'n Ralph Nader, has been siphoning-off significant votes from Democratic Nominees in two elections! And most notably, the election of Veep Al Gore in 2000 vs. Mad Magazine's cover boy - George W. Bush.. Observation of mine discerns this; "H Ross Perot and Ralph Nader are political viruses that the American public needs to be inoculated from - right now!.." Does Janie still have her gun?? July 23, 2007 Property Of Matty Midura Productions Copyright 2001-2009
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Continuing, this tragedy, should never have happened in America, to begin with. In a 'perfect scenario' actually; "children should've never been involved period!.." If the 'unofficial' President Cheney (i.e. he's really in charge - dummies - not Bush!) had been more prudent with this insane endeavor e.g. facilitating an all out war with 'sand niggers' (i.e. Iraq via bin Laden etc.), he should've had these computer controlled drones (i.e. commercial aircrafts by proxy) hit an evacuated White House instead... I don't dispute arab terrorist being on board - national security captains allowed them! - but the aircrafts were guided by computer override systems via Washington Conspirators (i.e. Dick Cheney etc.) actually. Additionally, I am somewhat certain; 'President Bush' (i.e. official president) had no real advanced knowledge of Cheney's plan, it's not conducive for success, to include 'idiots' (e.g. Bush & Rice) in such dangerous plots! Cheney is loyal to the first Bush (i.e. Reagan's vice president) and moron #1, who fucked up with the first war in Iraq!!! He - George Herbert Walker Bush was a former CIA Director, and who is probably 'still connected' with CIA insiders - hence, would be in a position (e.g. with de facto president Cheney), to carry out vicariously through his son,.. revenge on Saddam Hussein, at the expense of innocent American lives via WORLD TRADE CENTER attacks!... So,.. why is the flag upside down? There's a couple of possibilities here - dummies! May be that; I am terrible with manipulating graphics, or I am implying that our country has turned upside down - since the Nixon Administration... We are 'taxed to death, without national health care, spend hundreds of billions for death & destruction, don't provide 'free lunch' for school children, we adore over-compensated athletes & entertainers, and other absolutely unreasonable/unhumane practices or endeavors! Why in New Jersey for one; "school tax represents almost 65 per cent of my property tax - yet my grandson and other children, must pay for their lunches, books, pencils, as the administration receives generous perks - school board 'skims & wastes' tax dollars via construction endeavors of sorts!.." I am sure 'this practice' is not just unique to New Jersey - more of a unilateral disease perhaps... Additionally, we are obsessed with illegal aliens - MEXICANS - and how to control and/or deport them!.. Why?? We allow Russians, Arabs, and others to be here illegally!.. Remember this; "Euro-Whites via the Mayflower,.. stole this land from Native Americans (e.g. Indians, as that idiot Columbus called them - he thought this land was India!), and also from Mexicans too!!!" Obviously, what's done, is done! We should be more concerned with ARABS not MEXICANS really - Arabs are more likely to rip this country apart from within. Conversely, we have plenty of 'sod farms' and 'produce enterprises' to occupy our former Latino landowners (e.g. California, Texas etc.) and lessor concern, when compared to the Arab world - boatloads of money, educated, and ability to assimilate in our society with ominous intentions ultimately!!! September 10, 2007 Property Of Matty Midura Productions Copyright 2001-2009
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Iraq Troop Buildup for 2007
Why? Well, who else voted for President 'Jethro' Bush, not once - but twice! And residents (e.g. draftees) from the state of Ohio, should be 'the first in line' to proudly serve the Bush initiative. It was that state, that put the former 'cover boy' (i.e. MAD MAGAZINE on left) George W. Bush over the top in the 2004 elections! That in itself, would be poetic justice really. They (i.e. republican voters from Ohio), all of them - have your back Mr. President, I'm sure. And to emphasize how I feel about 'Ohio' and the cities within; "the only thing that was cool about it (e.g. Cincinnati) was maybe WKRP, the mythical radio station and television show, from the 1970 era perhaps... And Cleveland does not rock, if you don't vote democratic - dummies!!!" Reservists won't get it done, in any war. They're really draft dodgers incognito, so to speak. Otherwise positioning themselves for postal or other civil service jobs (e.g. via military preference) and collage tuition funding! Real fighters (i.e. Vietnam era) come via 'draftees' who are pissed-off about doing something that they did not sign up for!!! Thereby resulting in perhaps "anything that moves" getting lead up the ass.. For 'air strikes' to be really successful, and since 'Vietnam Era' pilots are too old for the G-Forces of today's jets - enter Israeli Pilots. They're the best there is, unless mass 'Russian defectors' care to take up flight courses for us!!! Ultimately, we 'The United States' went after the wrong Arabs (i.e. Iraqis) again! The 'Gulf War' was about liberating Kuwait, but what for? It really belongs to Iraq anyway - to be biblical about it. And while American troops were risking their lives (ah, not really - Iraq was already beat up from 9 years of war with Iran!), the Kuwait (e.g. able bodied men) were partying in Egypt actually!!! Kuwait was responsible for the long lines at the gas pumps during the 1970 era - you dummies forgot that, right? Conversely, we should have, as we usually do, turn a 'blind eye' to inter-country atrocities of Iraq's government (we did that here, 20th Century America - segregation/murder/civil liberties with Black America in the South etc.), and support them through Kuwait and the final conquest of the Persian Gulf - destruction of IRAN!!! Whereby then, we would be in a favorable position (i.e. PETROLEUM) with the better of the two evils!... Now? I can say; "we are shit out of luck with dealing with Iran - they are selling the their oil to China," and Iraq is not really producing for us. Either way, the Russians will eventually control who's oil tankers travel through the Gulf... Iran is now protected by the Russians, and China is helping them with development of nuclear weapons!!! Moreover, if you think this 'author' (i.e. me), my dear stupid 'American Idol' watching public, is anti war, think again!.. I feel that we should go in with a 'half million troops' (e.g. via conscription - DRAFT) right now, or get the fuck out by Groundhog Day - February 2, 2007 this week!!! We have already made a mess of the place,.. let's kill off a half million Muslims (e.g. Shiites & Sunnis equally) to get them to behav They all hate us anyway, if we're to be bullies, then let's give them a ge themselves, and then storm into Iran without looking back at the damage!ood fuck'n reason to be afraid - Russians do!!! 20th Century Military Blunders WWII Europe - General Patton was right, we fought the wrong army! Well, he did not officially say that. He was lamenting perhaps, upon seeing 'white trash' Soviets raping and pillaging Eastern Europe - Germany... We should have continued where the Germans left off, and take Moscow!!! The Russians always stole from their neighbors (e.g. land, people and technology), specifically from Germans & Jews!.. Russians always cheat, steroids in olympic competition versus the United States - strategic air strikes & troop movements (i.e. information disclosed to the UN Security Council) by the United States during our war in Southeast Asia! Yes indeed,.. it's no wonder the 'VC' knew when the B 52 strikes were coming... They had a 'leg up' on us, thanx to the fuck'n Russians!!! Korean War - General MacArthur was fired by President Truman for going public with support for using 'atomic weapons' on China. General Mac had not only recovered Seoul (i.e. established capital South Korea 1948), but crossed the 38th parallel deep into the North. Whereby Chinese "troops scurried across the border into North Korea - like cock roaches on a Motel 6 kitchen floor!.." The rest is of course, history! We were chased back, surrendered the North. And 50 years later - we're still there, trouble, is just a misfired 'nuclear missile' away!!! Get the picture?? Moreover, there was an understanding between President Nixon and the Viet Cong, if I may paraphrase here; "if the North Vietnamese entered the South (e.g. seize Saigon), B 52 bombers would turn Hanoi into a fuck'n parking lot.." Of course, Nixon's successor 'Ford' conversely, was not up to the task - if pushed, and the North (i.e. Viet Cong's General Giap) knew that obviously! It's rather tough for me to acknowledge a Republican (i.e. President Nixon) as being someone that 'all Americans' can be proud of - in a military context. I happen to be a DEMOCRAT actually!!! All this 'bringing down a president' over a little spying & coverup between competitors? These two 'assholes' (i.e. Woodward & Bernstein) as agents for the aforementioned Washington Post, should've been charged with treason!.. I don't like or appreciate George W. Bush, but he is the president of the United States Of America - bottom line! I would never deem it acceptable to embarrass him, if I ran a nationally published newspaper, over something rather trite as in the Watergate bullshit.... There are some things (e.g. Watergate / Lewinsky-gate / Monroe-gate etc.) that 'we' Americans don't really need to know, or have published. The latter in itself, has absolutely no bearing on national security. Conversely, to expose it via publication, with respect to American Presidents, can otherwise lead to a breach in national security - treasonous act in itself perhaps!!! Albeit, I am a 'DEMOCRAT' til death, I published material on the Internet defending a republican appointed Defense Secretary - Donald Rumsfeld, in the aftermath of the IRAQI TORTURE fiasco. And whatever 'trash-talking' I may be perceived as doing, is in matters and events that have already been exposed, or past history! Actually and specifically; "water under the bridge" at this point in time... Moreover, I love my country, and I get personally and deeply insulted if outsiders (e.g. other countries - Russia, France, China and their supporters) mock us, at any capacity or context accordingly! Surely, I don't think that the inter workings (e.g. CIA and the like) albeit illegal covert activities (i.e. assassinating 'Heads of State' etc.) exercised here in the United States (i.e. killing President Kennedy - Vince Foster?), or within the boundaries of foreign shores, should be fodder for media consumption! Not at the highest level (i.e. President and State Department), which otherwise and, right or wrong, is surely a destination that leads only to compromising the best interests of the United States, and ultimately the very people of this land who are 'protected & free' because of her!!! In concluding for now, and to close on my comments about 'troop buildups' (e.g. 20,000 more!), and other relevant context - whatever happens,.. happens!!! It's the nature of what the world has evolved to, or let's say: been relegated to being - sub human! Look at your own selves, you know who the contest winners are from 'American Idol' for example,.. but you can't name and place in succession - American Presidents for the last 75 years of the 20th Century (i.e. off the top of your head,) so to speak... So accordingly, it should not be so surprising, not that you would really care,... that we can spend 100's of billions of dollars in Iraq (or anywhere for that matter) for destruction and death - when conversely, it could be better served saving lives instead, here in the United States Of America. January 31, 2007 Property Of Matty Midura Productions Copyright 2001-2009
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"with a name like - Marion - you can't go wrong..."
You bet baby! I was born with a 'cool name' really - Matty Midura. All I had to do was; "drop the - hew (e.g. in the Matthew) - add the 'y' and wallah,.. you've got a rock star / movie star name that any dummy can remember!..." Conversely, many of the movie stars and pop-rockers of all forms, have goofy birth names that are not conducive to stardom. Hence, you have John Wayne for example! Can you imagine, on the movie set; "hey Marion (e.g. sweetie - you,..) get on that fuck'n horse and take a few laps around the barn - we need a few clips of you shooting the bad guys that just robbed the fake bank moments ago..." Not very complementary, not only will he feel like a bitch,.. but the feminine name (i.e. Marion) transcends personal life, and how one may conduct themselves accordingly! Moreover, this subject - Marion Morrison - aka John Wayne, was not only 'gay' as implied,.. but was perhaps a 'child predator' as the rare photo (e.g. photo above left) suggests! So, see for yourself,.. he 'Marion' or John Wayne if you must, is clearly propositioning the young boy pictured... Yes! I am aware that the 'young boy' (e.g. John Wayne is propositioning) is really Kim Darby. But 'she' is not really a woman, you should know!.. Actually a 'tom-boy' that was really, in later life; "a man with a wig on..." No pun intended,.. but are you getting the picture now?? Marion Morrison (okay - John Wayne) was married to an Oriental woman - gays do stuff like that really! Real men don't do such things,.. 'we' steal someone else's wife, marry and stay married - have children and grandchildren, like a good catholic (e.g. me only!..) should. Of course; extramarital discretions are optional - if your wife hates you later!!! Need more proof??
Get your mind out of the gutter readers! Although 'fat-boy' (e.g. Gacy) looks kind of chummy with the 'First Lady' in the picture above (e.g. left), I don't think 'RC' was double dealing (e.g. bending over for Gacy...) here. Gacy would perhaps prefer 'JC' acquiesce to assuming the position conversely - I'm sure! But when it all came to light (i.e. Gacy's basement mausoleum), the 'Duke' (i.e. John Wayne - actor) must of really had his toupee curl on the ends - he did wear a rug on his head... There is however, some glamor to the Gacy Saga really! He was fortunate to be reprised e.g. movie by Brian Denehey - a real hunk conversely to Gacy or John Wayne (aka Marion Morrison) himself perhaps. With that said; it's an interpretive matter and subjective to how one perceives 'homosexuals' albeit out-ed or otherwise really! Transcends family? You bet, Marion Morrison (aka John Wayne - actor) has a well known nephew - Tommy 'The Duke' Morrison (aka 'Tommy Gun' of Rocky IV fame) and former World Heavyweight Champion in boxing, 1990 something! He was diagnosed with 'HIV and Hepatitis C' right before a proposed fight signing with Mike Tyson around 1996. Obviously; "all boxing and athletic organizations throughout the USA - except West Virginia - no surprise, will not allow him or permit him to posess a boxing license." Until of course,.. he gets cleared - blood tests - which he has failed to pass, albeit 'he' (i.e. Morrison) denies ever testing positive! So? I'm not making this story up. Just 'who else' is dying from 'AIDS' or related type diseases besides homosexuals?? Rock Hudson, Robert Reed (aka Mike Brady - Brady Bunch), Liberace, Arthur Ashe, and disputedly John Wayne. Everyone mentioned is gay! Did you see 'what he looked like' before he died? Cancer my ass - John Wayne was also gay!!! Conclusion. Personally, I feel "to each his own" otherwise! I would not even be writing about this crap,.. if it were not hysterically amusing and, conversely different to serious stuff - politics & history - I generally enjoy doing... Heck, I would write for the National Enquire if they would ask me to. Moreover, I am not homophobic really,.. I use to 'crack-up' Italian girls at work in Bristol, Pa. years ago - talking silly but plausible stuff about national icons like John Wayne. I am part Italian, and 100% catholic, and I still tell people that Jesus Christ was a homosexual - just for laughs! Why not? I have eyes; "he had long hair, beard, mustache, wore sandals, drank wine, and always hung around with twelve men..." Note: And if by chance any of you readers here today, are associative of media outlets like National Enquire (e.g. trash peddlers) and looking for creative writers for your rag perhaps - by all means call me at 609-518-9909 (office) or 609-346-2746 (cell) 24 hrs. anytime!!! December 28, 2007
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Now you have a general idea 'why' I am reluctant to post a photo of the other dog - Guido. You see,.. it would perhaps be sick-making, like some older type of sci-fi B-movie from the late 1950 era, depicting mutated bugs and animals!.. Aside from the occasional 'trash talking' and 'four letter words' this author is given to using; "I am not about explicit & graphic material,.." photos in this case! This is suppose to be a family friendly site here. I would be remise, and of course culpable, for any psychological damage to my viewers here, if I posted photos of this dog!!! However, there is one caveat to the previous stated: FEE BASED via of course - if you're truly insistent on seeing photos of this grotesque and unfortunate dog. Your payment/donation of $30 USD via PayPal will serve also as an acknowledgement and waiver to any liability against provider of these materials - Matty Midura Productions © 2001-2009 accordingly. In other words; view at your own risk!.. Additionally, upon receipt of your payment: photo(s) will be sent via email address as an attachment. Use good judgement when contemplating e.g. sharing views with children under 12 years of age! September 29, 2007
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and MDA Telethons
Well, it's kind of a 'message' to us as 'baby boomers' perhaps! You see,.. Jerry Lewis was not much of a 'family man' as I have heard - e.g. 1960's left his wife and children (i.e. Gary and other sibling) for greener pastures, as most performers do when they become big time stars. Later, I believe when he 'Jerry Lewis' was damn near 70 years old - became a father again - with his younger wife! Conversely, he'd be better served; "being a great-grandfather to the children of his children's children!!!" Where am I heading with that? Be patient,.. I was building a profile previously - getting to the point now!.. Okay, with the previous and above said, Ole Jerry - the 'Nutty Professor' himself - is bridging the gap - between his first family, he left behind,.. before it's too late! By having his "number 1 son" (i.e. as Jerry intro-ed last evening) on the telethon, he openly acknowledged his son 'Gary Lewis' for public consumption, and made peace within himself by doing so! Very inspirational, if I may say so. Wouldn't you think?? Yes inspirational, baby! I was so moved, that I wanted to seek out some of my not so personally beloved relatives - e.g. Aunt Mary - and give her some love, so to speak! Yeah, if perhaps I decided to 'get high' over-medicating myself with Vicodin (used for sports & accident related injuries) while caught-up in a euphoric moment - maybe... Otherwise, not a chance! Jerry Lewis's guilt is his alone, not mine really - I don't share those kind of remorseful moments,.. not in that context actually. Telethon otherwise. As usual, the annual appearance of Norm Crosby, and his brand of comedy, was a riot. It is also a blast - if you like symbolic bullshit - coming from corporate sponsors (e.g. Citgo, 7Eleven etc.) and watching Jerry,.. all but roll his eyes, as these financial prostitutes hand over millions of dollars in donations - spread out over the day in increments! And there's of course Maureen McGovern, the not so great pop singer from the late 1960 era - singing cover versions annually during this show. Surprises? Yeah, I noticed things. Jerry Lewis is no longer dyeing his hair, and using the 'greasy kid stuff' really. Moreover; "he is not bloated - last couple of years, he looked like someone ran a air hose up his ass, and forgot to pull it out..." Memories of past Telethons? Well, I tell this 'one' often, about Ed McMahon - annual co-host, and former 'side kick' for Johnny Carson as follows: I believe it was around 1991 or earlier perhaps - Lisa Gibbons & Ed McMahon - the closing kiss, after the MDA Telethon surpassed donation goal of $57 million or something. They usually do 'go over' previous year's total actually - there's really no nail biting, or suspense to it. I am relatively convinced; "some of the incoming amounts are purposefully deferred,.. to created an atmosphere of intrigue!.." The only ones out of the loop - are us. Personally, I think the previous, and as implied by this author - me - is a perk, designed exclusively for Ed McMahon! Why? I am certainly sure, McMahon uses the moment (i.e. going over the top) to take advantage of women (e.g. Leeza Gibbons), with the hope of getting laid later perhaps! So tell us more - about the kiss!.. Are you sure?? Okay, I did not want to be a 'kiss & tell' here, so to speak - no pun intended. However, if you really must know; "that old fart - Ed McMahon - was trying to jam his tongue down a 'younger lusty' Leeza Gibbons' throat, thus taking advantage of the euphoric Gibbons, due to the amazing total reached at the end of the event..." Needless to say,.. she - Leeza Gibbons - had a repulsed look on her face. The pair i.e. McMahon & Gibbons, never shared the same floor together again!!! Anything else?? As for the aforementioned Leeza Gibbons types?? Don't get on the same stage with Ed McMahon - or any horny old geezer - without wearing a condom covering your face!!! For the record, if anyone does a 'Google Images' for Sleeza Gibbons? I don't think you will find 'sultry shots' of her as per how she looked a decade or so ago - she now looks like a Debra Norville - just another blonde! Personally, I am into "dark hair & brown eyes' types - gothic perhaps? - or a younger Mimi Rogers clone.. Sure! I like 'green eyes' too - especially if you're an Italian or Jeew actually. No, that was not a 'typing error' previously - Sleeza in lieu of Leeza. You're really - asking for fuck'n trouble, spelling your name other than 'Lisa' standard,.. dummy!!! Conclusion. Albeit everything mentioned previously tends to be entertainment fodder, and memorable for years to come and go - Labor Day, marks the unofficial end of summer. At least, that is what we have been indoctrinated to believe! With that said, and in mind,.. I usually feel a bit sad. However, the MDA Telethon acts as a 'pain reliever' of sorts, to otherwise cope with the obvious - again; "the end of summer as we knew it..." I hope to experience all that I enjoyed, as with the previous years gone by - next year - and with all things being equal,... see Jerry Lewis hosting another telethon!!! September 03, 2007 Property Of Matty Midura Productions Copyright 2001-2009
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Profile In Repressed Anger
Gay wrestling legend Pat Paterson (pictured left) was the man behind the scenes (e.g. booking agent), albeit Owen Hart was the mentor officially - that got Benoit to the top of wrestling's upper echelon! Being 'butt pals' with Patterson, had it's rewards on and off the mat. Moreover, and regardless to what you may have heard otherwise; "the marriage to 'WOMAN' (nee Nancy Toffoloni - Daus Sullivan) was the brainchild of Vince McMahon (CEO of WWE) to cover Benoit's real sexuality as a gay person,.." and perhaps to make him appear as acceptable championship material. Yes, that should work, "a man's man" for all intended purposes... Benoit's marriage to 'Woman' (pictured left) facilitated the deception - if otherwise Patterson's indiscretions ever surfaced again, as with the mid 1990's with underage (e.g. 12 to 13 year old) road crews that travel with the shows. Benoit was a better alternative (e.g. gay and over 18) to 'jail bait' that Patterson enjoyed previously. Moreover,.. these kids that Pat Patterson abused - were typical runaways. The latter goes unnoticed, troubled children are treated as 'societies bastards' by law enforcement for the most part - don't ask and don't tell,.. we don't care!.. But he (Benoit) still struggled with this through the years. It's kind of like Tom Cruise, who conversely to Benoit, is handsome - but still gay! He (e.g. Cruise) marries attractive women (i.e. Mimi Rogers etc.) for public consumption!.. Moreover, he'd have to be gay, to let go of a 'dish' like Mimi Rogers,.. for Nicole Kidman?? Now this 'Woman' character was married to this ugly wrestler named Kevin Sullivan, then she ended up later, marrying another ugly guy sorta - Chris Benoit.. She 'Woman' paraded around ECW (Extreme Championship Wrestling) with 'Sandman' (e.g. not the one like: Mr. Sandman, sing me a song blah blah blah..) and a bunch of other musclebound geeks. My god; this really nice 'hot & sexy' Italian girl, should've never got mixed up with non-Italians,.. unfortunately for her - I WAS MARRIED.. So,.. how are these dorks, getting a broad like that anyway? Yes, I know it's show biz, but gee wiz.. If there's any broads like 'that one' out and about - call me - on my cell phone at 609-346-2746 now!!!
Benoit, obviously reached his 'boil point' in this classic example, and publicized due to being somewhat high profiled in the entertainment field - pro wrestling! Additionally, it really would not have mattered 'who' he was married to,.. or how many children he had at home with him. The results would be same, just more body bags!.. Drugs, or that of the body enhancement (e.g. steroids) variety are not exclusive facilitators. However, they are immediately the usual suspects - coming from law enforcement and the public, due to antiquated perception. Then again, any type of mind altering tools (e.g. roids, narcotics and alcohol) can contribute if the 'seeds of ill will' are presently existing - but not likely in this case! Everything seems to imply 'spontaneous reaction' by the beholder (Chris Benoit) in this classic example - it's not however! The events are purely premeditated, spontaneous only with respect to the fuse that ran short, and the event or events that triggered such accordingly. The manifestation (i.e. Benoit - Murders/Suicide) very well could have been carried out at the work place (e.g. WWE pay per view event) in this case. The latter, work place, in Benoit's example - is not an option, facilitating this kind of endeavor requires control of the environment.. With the previous said; e.g. weaponry of sorts - guns would be necessary... This profile (i.e. Benoit) either had no such possession, and/or cared not to procure these by any means. But conversely used what was available to him, with deadly force - via wrestling experience. The latter, and absent of mass destruction or immediate impact (e.g. guns), would not prove to suffice in a public format, and expect to culminate with his own demise accordingly thereafter. Again, this was absolutely premeditated, planed in method and conclusion, over a broad time frame - many weeks, many months perhaps! But can be executed at a moments notice - if the conditions are right - argument or any radical change realized by the disturbed subject (e.g. Benoit) here. The Benoit Tragedy being dissected here, and appropriately called,.. is really suicide with companionship. Hence, the wife and children being unwilling participants via the murder/suicide route. Moreover, I don't discern any extreme hostile intent coming from the perpetrator/facilitator - Chris Benoit - in this case! Given the obvious difference in how the deaths were exacted,.. I tend to think that there was underlining feeling of culpability with respect to the wife (Nancy Benoit) by the husband - to whatever may have been disturbing the subject. It's been said that their only child together - Daniel - was Mentally Retarded and/or undersized. Nancy Benoit had no children from here previous 2 marriages - Chris Benoit, did however have children previously! Hence, by the previous said; "we have the winds of discontent blowing in the Benoit environment.." Coupled with other negative factors, using your own imagination - my dear limited intellect readers! - and you have the necessary 'combustion materials' to have a tragic conclusion... Recognizing 'repressed anger' within familiar surroundings, immediate family, and I mean IMMEDIATE, is not rocket science!.. If you're in an abusive relationship,.. get help now!!! Nancy Benoit chose not to, even though 'she' sought help (i.e. 2003 restraining order - divorce filings etc.), but never followed through. Surely persuaded to defer via smooth-friendly dinner out with the loveable beast perhaps - "Rabid Wolverine" as Benoit was affectionately called. Additionally, if at all possible, one may perhaps recognize 'repressed anger' within themselves,.. channel it through another medium. Perhaps 'undersea fishing for sharks' would be interesting? If that's acceptable, one can punch-out a Great White, or a pack of Bulls to engage in multiple murder, then commit suicide too - all in one event actually! Moreover, one would be spared having their legacy impugned, via the commission of taking innocent lives - along with their own, which is the desired end result anyway!... Of course, I am being a bit silly, using 'suicide by shark' as an example. However, the previous is easier said than done. Of course; I am alluding to the 'self examining' of one's self actually! With that said,.. self denial prohibits acknowledging inner short comings, surely doing something about it - is completely out of the question otherwise.
Howard Unruh (pictured left), albeit the repressed (i.e. anger) type, was not suicidal - but homicidal conversely to Chris Benoit (e.g. the wrestler), and featured by this author. Moreover, Unruh was actually 'Insane' during the commission of his murder spree - 13 calculated deaths in 12 minutes!.. I discern that 'he' Unruh was in fact 'Functionally Insane' perhaps - even while serving during WWII. The latter diagnosis by this author, implies the following; "Unruh had a vendetta against his neighbors exclusively... And the way these actions were exacted, requires perfect coordination of mental awareness and motor skills - albeit comprehension of 'right & wrong' is completely void, for this is the hallmark of insanity!.." Conversely, David Berkowitz was more of the 'Thrill Killer' variety, as his victims were not socially or personally associated with him - at any capacity! However, there is a 'context' value here! He 'Berkowitz' singled-out young couples who were - having romantic moments, in secluded areas. So you ask,.. what's the connection between 'Repressed Anger' (e.g. Berkowitz) and the aforementioned 'lovers lane' couples? David Berkowitz was an adopted child, who felt abandoned by his parents!.. This frustration and anger was profound, and his victims were proxies - associative of his biological parents, who gave him up for adoption. Berkowitz was not mentally ill, not insane - temporarily or otherwise - he just looks like he is!!! Why have I failed to mention 'Columbine Massacre' and other similar events in our recent history? Because they're not classic examples of Repressed Anger in the stereo-typical sense. Profiling individuals involved with similar crimes, reflects rather diverse inclusions (e.g. drug - alcohol abuse etc.), along with criminal intent. Anger is not completely culpable, or exclusive in these endeavors! Moreover, I don't feel motivated to talk about the trials & tribulations involving 'Teenage Wasteland' boredom, and how it plays out in our society today! Conversely, it's more intriguing to ponder and dissect,.. candidates who are bucking for a permanent stay at the 'Hotel Silly' (i.e. psychiatric facility) that commit murder and mayhem - previously mentioned above. Actually, mass murder knows no prejudice, reaches all boundaries, and includes all profiles accordingly. For example; if 'Chris Benoit' had 4 kids and a wife - he would perhaps be classified as a 'Mass Murderer' perhaps. Of course, we're using him as the focal point here, since he was a high profile wrestler with the "athletic circus show" known as WWE. With that said, he will surely linger in memory, but not in a positive manner! Being loved, and perceived to be one of the 'good guys' of wrestling, and now conversely, to forever be remembered by wrestling fans as a person who took the life of his wife, a small child,.. and himself in that order.
So does this imply that the subject of this profile (e.g. Chris Benoit) was temporary insane at the time of the murder/suicide of his wife and child? No,.. not at all really! Insanity is broad based in concept - applicable when professionals are at an impasse due to unexplainable behavior that they fail to comprehend, and/or properly classify. Conversely, mental illness constitutes irrational behavior that can however be arbitrary - like an on & off switch, so to speak!.. Mental retardation is just that - RETARDATION - a regression of brain functions, or failure to evolve/progress such... In the case of Chris Benoit, I see a striking similarity to Andrea Yates (pictured left), the woman that drowned her five children. And I have to dismiss 'criminal intent' as being a qualifying trait within. But there surely was a degree of 'mental illness' that was dormant and in collusion with repressed anger, that had no safety valve for moderate outlets to thwart an ultimate collision of sorts. Hence a change of diet - so to speak, of environment, employment, social, and family arrangements that produces negative energy, in perhaps an already fragile mind (i.e. Mental Illness gene), and you have the recipe as evident in the events that followed.
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favorite blast from the past... |
You bet baby! That is me pictured left, back in 2001 - caught up in anti-Arab hostilities? Actually,.. I did not punch out that guy, but I gave him some options instead. He could agree to give me an 'exclusive' on Osama bin Laden, let me pimp-out his wife at a local truck stop,.. or take his headdress off to wash my Jeep CJ7. Yea, I know it was the middle of winter - cold in the northeast - specifically New Jersey,.. but these were his only choices! Actually, it was a quick thought, on my end really. Anyway, the would-be terrorist was not about to acquiesce to the 'headgear option' offered, so it was down to two; "his wife being pimped-out, or the Osama exclusive.." This 'camel jocky' really struggled with the last two choices. He was leaning towards the 'pimp my wife' option. So accordingly, I told him to go get her,.. and let me have a look. His wife was sleeping in the 'ladies restroom' while he handled the pumps. It seems to be kinda convenient - living where you work. Moreover, I've seen a whole Ukrainian family, or was it perhaps Bosnians, holed-up and living out of a gas station. The latter was on a week day really, a couple of adults napping on a couple of busted up chase lounge chairs and so forth. Some were playing cards on the asphalt, while the women were bathing in the restrooms. You would think they were having a fuck'n picnic out there,.. instead of conducting business as a service station! Continuing,.. he brought out this woman - Mother Teresa in appearance - and asked me what I thought. Needless to say; "a drunken sailor would not pay 5-bucks for that,.. let alone $50 for a ride around the block with this walking tent..." I asked if he had another 'wife' to offer up, their customs permit boatloads of wives. He pretended not to understand me! I was getting bored with it all,.. so I said - forget it stupid!.. Instead, I had him pose for a picture with me, with his wife doing the honors with my mini video camera. In retrospect, I found that 'the pix' would have some intrinsic value - humor - which is part & parcel of my work, and as reflected previously. With that said, and in the context outlined; "the photo's surely a better offering, if conversely compared to how well I may have indeed profited from,.. while in the futile enterprise of 'pimping out' boring and drab Arab women." August 25, 2007
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real life 'Cousin Vinny' you say? |
South Jersey's version...
Sure, take a good look at the New Jersey MVC (aka Motor Vehicle Commission) mug shot on the left, see what I mean? Okay, all 'grease balls' look alike they say! Actually, I am only part - Italian. But I could be a 'Cousin Vinny' really! I did do law school for a bit, and I always wore leather, plus I'm from Jersey!!! Missing however,.. is the 'slut-ish' Bronx type girlfriend in my life. However, I'm a 'ready teddy' should any come my way of course.
Moreover, to add to my angst, I had to make '2 round trips' to the MVC (aka Motor Vehicle Commission) center - I was suppose to bring a slew of documents to prove my identity. My birth certificate was not with me, albeit I had everything else,.. except my 'first born' to offer up to them! You see; "New Jersey has the strictest criteria" when it comes to identity proof. Obviously, I had to go back to my office for my 'birth certificate' to close the transaction. Additionally, I'm a Notary Public,.. and I don't make people jump 'hoops & rings' to prove who they are - my nominal fee, is pretty much all the criteria I require... And just in passing, I am really responsive and somewhat attentive to people who provide me with picture identifications with $Ben Franklin$ on them, for me to keep of course! With that said, e.g. present one with President $William McKinley$ - and you just facilitated a 'Green Card' through me hassle free!!! In retrospect; what an god awful day, to have to run errands. That, and in my non-air conditioned Jeep too! It was about 96 degrees @ 100% humidity. In an attempt to go about it as comfortable as possible, I 'jelled & spiked' my hair up some, to facilitate this - you don't want sweaty hair sticking to your forehead... And you concentrate on 'amusing stuff' such as; watching lazy & fat old broads, wheeling in with those motorized carts - like you find available at Walmart or something. Seeing 'white trash' broads with tatoos in tank tops - coming and going, is always a sight for sore eyes also!!! September 26, 2007 |
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