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The Drinking Decathalon

Matty Golf Picks

Favorite: Jimmy "Extra Gold Lager" Capano

The role of the favorite belongs to Jimmy Capano. The man that threw down over 18 cans of the most vile lager ever to grace the party scene. Jimmy is jack of all trades,and has the work ethic to back it up. He's Matty Golf's pick to win,but can he withstand the pressure??

Runner Up: Evan "drinks anything in front of him" Rossman

Evan wants no part of the favorite role. He is the most pure drinker of the bunch claiming he will drink anything put infront of him. However, it is other events witch are questionable. He is known to crack under pressure. Will the man who drank every night pull of the victory, or lay in defeat?

3rd: Ricky "I have no accomplishes" Fredrickson

Ricky needs no introduction. While his drinking may of dwindled in the past, he is back in full force. A pledge at lehigh, ricky is in peak form. Will ricky return to the top where he belongs, or will his past of Plan B come back to haunt him? do not forget this PPS man of the year.

4th: Matt "Who is? or isn't?" Messmer

Where has this man been? The reigning drunk of the year and funnel record holder, matt has been out of competition since he punished ricky and a driving vinny at moses's house. Matt has been training rigorously over the past weeks, but is it enough? Will his undeniable talent lead him to greatness?

5th: James "Mr. Vodka?" Lennox

A year ago james would have been among the top. He was Mr. Vodka, a man who drank vodka like it was water and out chugged dan salamon at Chad's house. However, james is scarred by the sicknes that followed that night. He may be thick and sturdy.. but can he still drink?

6th: Dan "I took 1.5 shots and you never call me" Ahmad

Dan.... why is he even in this competition. He clearly isnt as good as the rest of the elites. Dan is always in Matt's shadow and is 2nd best. Need I remind the public of Natalie Ottianos, my lawn or any time this light weight drinks. What a disgrace. Who is? certainly not dan.

Beer Chugging: 1st: Cap
                       2nd: Ricky
                       3rd: Matt
                       4th: Evan
                       5th: James
                       6th: Alfie

Beer Funneling: 1st: Matt
                        2nd: Alfie
                        3rd: Cap
                        4th: Evan
                        5th: James
                        6th: Ricky

Drinking Games: 1st: Evan
                         2nd: Ricky
                         3rd: Cap
                         4th: Ricky
                         5th: Matt
                         6th: Alfie

Beer Pong: 1st: Cap
                 2nd: Matt
                 3rd: Ricky
                 4th: Evan
                 5th: James
                 6th: Alfie

Shots: 1st: Evan
          2nd: James
          3rd: Cap
          4th: Ricky
          5th: Alfie
          6th: Matt

Other noteworthy competitors: Shell(vodka expert), Bremmer