| College Bios |
| "...Things will never be the same, still i'm awfully glad i came....." -RHCP |
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| Brian "Drama" Dressel Brian has big feet and a signature walk. He is best known to matt as the kid who triple jumped at the sectionals, and would wave his arms and yell "come on!" after he jumped. Matt and Brian shared the special bond of plan B in the hole until it was busted(and soon to be sealed). The only two brave souls who would brave the darkness for their love. Co-creators of vlad the inhaler(god rest his soul). Brian is a fine man, and while he may be a little sensitive, he is welcomed to the quad any time. Brian also takes speed. |
| Justin "I have many a nick name" Alboum Juggy is a short red haired, happy little boy. He is a proud member of the soccer team, and a pioneer in intoxication. If ever you are in the mood to get fucked up, he is the man to see(if you can find him). Oddly enough, many people believe he lives in our room, because of his horrible, smelly roomate. |
| Teddy "Most Definately" Shaw Try not to offend teddy, he may accuse u of drinking "rade", or his word for saying ur not being very nice. Teddy is an incredible ISS player who gives me a good match each and every time we step out on the pitch. Teddy is know to be quite touchy and sexually abuse matt. He is the sweeper and backbone of our intramural team which unfortuantely lost in the 2nd round of the playoffs. |
| Chris "My brother goes to Bucknell and my sister is hot" Lohman There is not a moment all week that lohman isnt doing work, seriously. Maybe thats why he gets A's on all of his work. Lohman is known for passing out right after his drinking pre-game. He has a cool brother at bucknell which will be the cause of many road trips, and his sister is so hot(gives gabby cohen a run for her money). |
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| "like.. ya know?" |
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| "don't drink so much hatorade." |
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| "I do work all of the time...." |
| Brian "Eems Half Korean" Eames What a wonderful last name this boy has. Eems wants to move out because our room is too out of control. He gets blinded by the light of a computer with a black screen saver on, so he can't go to sleep unless the room is pitch black and quiet. I think he is moving into his own room in seclusion from people and light. Eems Eames has many crazy ideas, like how taking tylenol is bad because ull build up a tolerance. He sometimes has a problem with us "rich-white people." Brian is a good guy though, hes like the dad of the quad. Its also fun to wake up in the middle of the night. |
| "Messmer.. what are you doing!" |
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