| Dan "Alfie" Ahmad |
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| Notable Accompishments: 2001/2002 Most Improved. Runner up in the Junior year winter track 400 championship. Notable Quotes: "All you have to do is talk to them..." "..Cowen.. ya faggot.." "..I took one and a half shot and u guys dont call me..." Most Memorable Moments: Puking on the table and in the bathroom of Natalie Otianos sweet sixteen all night. Puking in Matt's lawn. Playing power hour with matt down the shore and calling chad a faggot. Overall Drinking: B+ Plan B: A- Golf: A- Ass Getting: B+ |
| Due to an unfortunate hypnotizing accident, and an excessive amoun of Plan Bing, dan has now become a quiet little pakistani boy who is always in his own world. But who cant love the little boy in the tuxedo. The same little boy that lost to matt in both real life and video game track and field? Dan was a late comer to PPS, but a fine addition... even if we didnt call him after that 1.5 shot. |