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I would like to begin this article with a special thanks to dave for having all of these sweet parties. These nights were filled with fun filled memories to last a life time. Damon Lasalle will always be remembered for his drunkeness at one of the parties. After many double shots and turn around jumpers in beer pong, he became increasingly intoxicated and accidentilly broke Moses's bubbler. After this he puked in the sink for a good while(which matt dave and devin had to clean up). On the car ride home we was reported making wierd noises and playing his air guitar. People were always fucked up at his parties, even glaser himself who told everyone a story about how he wa raised in the orchards. Chad was also raped. On the final night...Matt disapeared all night and flagged down a random car back to the house. Hundreds of people filled Glaser's house ove the break, and all had fun.

Junior Prom

Ill skip the prom since the part everyone cares about is the shore. Matt, Ricky, Vincent and Sal were the ones brave enough(or allowed) to journey down the shore late friday night. As soon as they arrived Ricky produced some of the finest juice ever know to man "the punch". This odd mixture(i cannot say the ingredients) was so strong it knocked matt out for the night and numbed his lips after two small cups. Friday night was spent with finkel froehlic and karl. When they were plan Bing in the room, Matt was the supposed watchdog; however, he was asleep on the couch. According to Ricky, he would just yell out random words like cheese. When the sun came up, they went to sleep. The next day was action packed with fun and drinking. Glaser and Nick arrived and so did the rest of the people staying. Later in the day, Matt, Ricky, Damon(who had already taken two shots of everclear and is lucky to be alive) and Finkel went to a pizza place. When the owner wasnt looking they stole a large block of mozzarella cheese. It was escorted out in Matt's shorts, and then paraded around the hotel to the shouts and cheers of many. The night was a blur, Ricky and Vincent were up their devious tricks, such as pouring vodka in Matt's mouth. Moses then made a surpise appearance and ended the 150 week streak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The weekend kicked off by moses and ricky executing plan b at 1 in the afternoon friday and then driving down to the shore where the beloved boys would spend 3 drinking packed days and nights at the STARLITE motel. Much fun was had by the boys on friday and saturday, and there was even going to be a fight between the junior guys and junior girls. Some names and accusations started it, but these are too graphic to list on such a classy web page. Anyway, the highlight of the weekend was definitely the CASE WAR. (for those of you who don't understand the full meaning of the case war, click here). Damon arrived early sunday morning only to see the boys (ricky ahmad and moses) extremely hungover. However the boys got up and ate mcdonalds for breakfast and were ready to go. by 10 30 am, the case wars were ready to begin. Damon was not about to go down without a fight, and he had something up his sleeve. To the irishman's surprise, he came back to the room only to see Damon wrapped in a big ITALIAN flag drinking two beers simultaneously (with the help of our beloved beer helmet STEVIE) chanting VIVA ITALIA!!! The boys stared at him strangely, but admired his pride. Ricky and Damon went pretty much beer for beer during most of the morning, and when the sun came out, they ventured to the beach for drunken fun. Matt, Ahmad, and Moses all had fun burrying Damon in the sand. It was quite a scary experience, but due to his drunkeness, it was no more than an amusing prank. very amusing. The boys then went back to the hotel for some drinking games.. They drank to no end, and the empty BUD ICE cans were piling up in damon's corner. he was taking a commanding lead over the irishman, who was still sleeping on the beach. Things were going great for the boys, and it seemed like the day was going to be perfect, but something happened that proved them wrong. that's right, the COPS showed up. Of course they weren't actual cops but rather HSGOPT (hotel security guards on power trips). The pigs barged into the room without warning and ordered a wristband check.. Of course Vin, Matt, and Damon were all pretty much screwed b/c they didn't have any, but Damon quickely ducked behind the bed while mezz and vin tried to hide but were caught. Realizing the illegality of the search, Damon barged out from under the bed and turned himself in, not wanting to let his friends go without him. Shortly after in the parking lot of the hotel, damon was remembering a little thing called the BILL OF RIGHTS, and decided to question the officer about it. However damon had a wierd way of asking the man; he said "what the hell is your problem," and that pretty much kicked off the fireworks. The officer yelled while damon was just complaining how he had no right to search the room. The fat man's only reply was "one more word out of you on this property, and you'll be under arest." That was Damon's cue to leave, and the boys went to the pizza place where Damon ate 8 slices by himself and drank ginger ale with salt in it. (you know it has to do with vincent). Vin and Matt went to vin's to eat while damon wandered to the other side of the boardwalk and back, and managed to win a funnel for the boys. He snuck back in the hotel where he funnelled two beers and had two glasses of JUNGLE JUICE and went to sleep. Matt and Vincent snuck in through the back window and proceeded to get drunk and go to the boardwalk. There we met up with tons of people we knew, however we can't name all of them b/c we (damon) was too drunk to remember. There, matt met his true love... a 14 year old "carni" who was working at the booth where the funnel was won. He attempted to approach her, but his chances were ruined by NINA saying that he was too ugly for the "carni". Moses told him that it was ok b/c "carni's" smell like cabbage and have small hands. The night ended in a full on sprint to vin's car while it was raining and hailing (big rain drops feel like hail when you're drunk) and the boys went to sleep, dreaming of what will be on next year's glorious memorial day weekend.

Ali's Sweet Sixteen

What a night to remember......When Matt "dancing king" Messmer woke up that cool crisp morning...he had but one thing on his mind......dancing....he wanted to go there and show everyone in Hanover Park who can cut the rug like no other.......Thisfun started at 8ish at none other than vincent "womanizer" Finaldi's palace of pleasure.....Nearly a whole thirty pack was devoured by a few brave/thirst boys. After funneling, Plan b...and good times...they arrived to the sweet sixteen....As they arrived the dance floor called, it had been nearly a year since they had been to a sweet sixteen...it was well worth the wait.....The good ol' boys evan, james, brem, steve, sandillo, weir, walid, sossin and cap were back from college and it brought a tear to my eye. Happy and full of alcohol Matt was dragged onto the dancing platform by some guy and had to perform YMCA next to Vinny "changed-man" Tavaglione....It was a success, and his dancing promenence was proven...throught out the night..he danced with J.J. on the platform and also ricky, moses, and damon...Vincent was even soberly dancing which always deserves a hand. The after party consisted of going to the Brookside diner, where ricky yelled waffles and immitated the waiter and Matt remenissed with jen about their past love life.....It was truly a night for the seniors to show the youngins what partying is......

The Competition of 2001

This competition was hyped up for weeks and weeks.........no one knew the blow out too soon follow. It was a promise made my rick that he would not do any plan b that night in order to properly compete........unfortunately, this seemingly close contest ended early when rick turned to Plan B.....this is where the new contest formed....between Matt "Drunk of the year/County Champion/goofy englishman" Vs. Vinny "dirtbag/dirty knees/ no armpit hair/CHANGED MAN" Tavaglione.......When the dust settled, and the coolers were empty, it was matt who stood victorious......in a close 14-12 victory, Vinny actually drove home......who knows what limits these two men would of been pushed to if Vinny didnt drive.......Many say that this night put Matt into a commanding lead in the Drunk of the Year rankings....Other than the historic contest, it was a great party......Matt followed his 8th grade love interest Jen Hlavin around while the rest of the boys did hilarious things for the camera......karl was there..