It was a cool December 31st and David Moses had slaved long and hard to provide the best New Years party ever. His parents had just recently confiscated $100 in alcohol and the party was looking ot be a let down. Many had tried to sneak it in, and while some were successfull, ricky had been stripped of his bottle. To drink whatever alcohol they could they feld to Matt's house with two trashed girls and drank all the beers Matt could find. Ricky even executed Plan B on the golf course too make the occasion the more merrier. Bremmer or "Drunk Chunk" as he was called layed on the ping pong table and made it collapse. In addition, he spit in Matt's eye later into the night.The party turned out to be a huge success.
Feb 4th was the first post New Years party. It was a cold winter night and a fresh coating of snow was on the ground. Many of the finest pepople had gathered for another one of David's famous parties. Ping pong was also played between Matt, Evan and King where the King smash was used often. A night of merry drinking took place with the finest absolute, skunky Bud Ice, and Peach Shnapps.
What a great weekend this was.......Memorial day weekend down at the Geigers right near Ortley and Lavalette. Matt, Ricky along with some other girls stayed there. After Matt and the rest of the Hornet Track team won the state sectional title, he traveled down to the shore. After that it was one word and one word only ....... DRINKING ....... They all went to the board walk and had lots of fun and finely came home to drink away. Late in the night when everyone was quite plastered Matt was pushed into an older boy. Two of the older boys then came outside and punchedhim in the stomach and forced him to puke. Oh what a weekend it was......can't wait till next year.
Ahhh.....the greatest of Dave's parties, June 10th was filled with good memories and heavy drinking. David's grand mother was upstairs during this one and came down and caught him during this party. Ricky also punched a hole in his basement wall in anger during this happy event. This was the first time Matt was ever caught drinking. Many say that this event led Moses to his chronic depression and 2 a.m. fun.
Named by some as the real start of the summer, This was a great occasion. The mane highlight of the evening was a keg of coors light. Even though Matt had been out heavily drinking the previous night and said he would not drink that night he could not refuse the frost-brewed goodness. All through the night the drinking continued out back and out in the woods. Ricky was particularly lucky in his ass getting out back which made his night a true success.
Maybe the single greatest drinking party of all time. This party was between only four people. It was to celebrate the "drunks" MHC Title Victory. An entire case and a half was devoured by four great men. During one moment in the party they 13th hole was actually vandalized with beer. Although July 2nd left the four men with throbbing headaches and horrible hang overs the next morning it was a great even in the history of the MHC. Everything from Plan B to Plan C was executed, and a lengthy game of beer pong with lego men was played.
The 4th of July has been deemed by some the mother of all parties. A whopping twenty of Matt's friends along with twelve of Will's friends attended. The fridge was filled with 164 beers to form what looked liek a giant gleaming beer wall. One Whippany girl even puked all over Matt's coach and rug..Everything was going extremely well until Mr. T showed up and broke it up. He took David to his pool and david, instead of diving in, just dropped in and sank to the bottom. Mrs. T suspected the boys of weed smoking, but this was not true. Four of the elite matty golfers were put into the pool and then taken home and their parents were all notified. One of the golfers, Ricky, even threatenend a law suite. Later in the night a total of 5 people not including me were in my bed at different times. Two men were pleasured there which did not please me at all. After the house had cleared out, Matt and Vin drank themselves into stupidness and then passed out.
July 8th was the first party to follow the 4th of July bash. This party was many more college kids than HP kids. Matt and Ricky went 3-0 in the beer pong tournament against college kids. Matt even mistakingly ate a cucumber which was donw someone's pants. All of the fine men partied to Joe- I wanna know al night long.
Another party in the month of July, this one was no let down. Matt, Ricky, and Damon were the only MHC members to attend this one. Many other fine people were there, however. Matt and ricky drank many Bud Ice while talking to a girl they didnt know for a good time. The night was filled with heavy drinking and at the end of the night Matt even pissed on the Napolatano's fence and was hit with a spatchala. At the end of night the boys retired to the Frederickson household for some rest.
The last official drinking occasion of the summer was held at Chad's dad's appartment. It may have been a sausage fest, but it had its ups. The intoxicated boys first walked down to quick check. Ricky filled out an application under Vincents name and Matt weezed the juice. The two men shared a packet of cookie doe. They even tried to steal a small glass car. Later in the night Matt awoke to Damon listening to his Metallica video and yelling. Damon went on to finish around 18 beers. I wonder how he didnt die.
It was the day that Matt and Ricky had just returned from their two week vacations, and Evan decided to hold a drinking get together. All of Evans friends showed up for some Bud Ice and vodka. While many were on the deck, Matt, Ricky and david played drinking games in his basement. During the games, Matt called Jeremy and tricked him into coming over by saying they just got Goldeneye 2.
What a fine night this was......After a long party drought this was the night that all of the HP young men needed. It consisted of the triangle of love along with chad and Vin and the rest of the senior boys. The majority of them put the funnel to good use and a few took shots. The night started out great with every one getting along, and stayed that way mostly except for Matt making fun of many people. One comment that may have deserved it was Big Z's comment on getting a gummer from a 60 year old woman. Matt even went uptairs and asked vincent if he need whip cream. James, a heavy favorite for drunkest of the bash, named a group of 6 juniors his "Junior Dogs." He even called himself "Mr. Vodka." One slip on Matt's part of calling Evan the dreaded nick name which is not to be said ever again caused Evan to attack Matt.
-Get Up Kids