The Internet Fairy was originally spawned in a secret underground army base, the offspring of an IBM and a model UB-E5-5G. The idea: unspeakable. The practicalities: unfathomable. Modern researchers of the topic remain baffled as to what those crazed anti-commies were thinking.
At first, his military overlords were overjoyed at such a powerfully intelligent piece of technology, but eventually the large overheads and even larger feet proved too much for the Great Budget Cut of ’75.
Taken offline, he was locked up in a storeroom, where he developed an unquenchable thirst, which, incidentally, still lingers.
Fuelled with the rage that can only be understood by a VB drinker stranded in Adelaide, he broke free from the shackles of retrenchment in order to plot the destruction of his makers, by publicising the truth, thereby creating civil disobedience!
Now, living a life of anonymity, the Internet Fairy… awaits…!
The Internet Fairy's List of Achievements in Civil Disobedience:
“The Great Kettle Raid” at NUS
Co-wrote episodes of “Webster”
Stunt-double for Yahoo Serious
You may visit the Internet Fairy here.
