THE ARCHIVE
These are the things that I used to pass the time back when I first became unemployed. Some of these articles and stories are funny. Some aren't. I'll leave it up to you to decide which.

If your name appears here, it's without your permission (usually). However, I've not badmouthed anybody, as far as I can see.

So don't get your knickers in a twist, alright?

I tried keeping a weblog going for a bit. The archive of that text is
here.

Now, enjoy...
Below This Line: Old Stuff. It's on it's way to Geocities UK.
MOIR is a serial novel, in n=x parts.
The New Column - much the same as View From Square One, only (hopefully) written during the day.
Diary of a Dole Wally: Strong Language within...
A couple of godawful poems to make you retch until you prolapse. Be Warned...
Music to Get You in The Mood...
Webcomic: Adventures of my Dear Departed Doggy.
Brighten Up Your Desktop or Workstation!
Links to sites of interest (or not) around the web...
A True (and rather pathetic) story of Love Across the Counter!
Who Am I?
Videogame Geek Seeks Similar to Nominate Celebrities for PlayStation Football Game!
My Heroes, Childhood and Present-Day...
My Own Comics Label (and Pet Comics Theory)...