Casting Call : M - R
Peter Boyle
Martian Manhunter (Jonn Jonzz)
Peter Boyle is a classically trained (god's bollocks) actor that can mimic and perform a wide range of emotions, to the monstrous (in the Mel Brooks film, Young Frankenstein) to the cerebral nudist (that film he played a religious-nudist sociopath, with Michael Keaton and that guy from back to the future). Your going to need this versatility to play, shape changing shaman of the JLA, Johnny J.
   
Mr. Terrific Samuel L Jackson
Who's The Black Private Dick, That's The Sex Machine Too All The Chicks…. SHAFT!!!… Can You Dig It… Who Is The Man That Risks His Neck For His Brother Man…? Shaft!!!… DAMN RIGHT…. Emm…. Sorry… Got Carried Away Their… Be Cool… Be Jackson… Be Terrific….
Kevin Costner
The Midnighter
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Nightwing / Dick Grayson
Brad Pitt
Brad Like Dick Was Raised In A Circus By A Bearded Lady Called Alberta. At The Tender Age Of 129 Alberta Died While Cleaning A Lions Cage With A Toothbrush And A Bottle Of Channel No5. Grief Stricken Brad Decided To Avenge Alberta's Death By Becoming A Rent-Boy, And Showing His Legs To Dirty Old Men And Politicians Alike.
Courteney Cox
Oracle / Barbera Gordon
Ms. Cox Does The 'I'm A 'Clever Chick Thing' In That Crap TV Show Freinds. All She Has To Do Is Sit In A Wheel Chair And Type On A Computer And Say Some Thing Clever Once In A While. Im Sure She Can Co That NO PROBLEMO!!!
   
Plastic Man / Eel O Brian
Jim Carey
In Whatever Film You See Jim Carey In... He Plays The Part Of A Prick, With Over-Exaggerated Facial Expressions And A Bad Hair-Cut.... In This Brief Analysis Alone, He Has All The Potential To Play The Man Of Plastic.
   
Kurt Russell
Preacher
Punisher
Steven Segal
J Lo
Sarah Rainmaker
Can you imagine J-Lo as a lesbian? Go on an tell me you haven't. Place sexy butt-o-lisous pop-diva Ms. Lo into the tight fitting sexy bodice of everyone's favourite lebo-navajo, and we all have something to sing about.
   
Robin
Fred Savage
Fred Savage Was Trained By A Group Of Afghanistan Gypsies To Become Worlds First Dyslexic Scrabble Champion, This Added To His Already Advanced Acting Ability, Would Make Young Mr. Savage Become A Most Formidable Robin.
   
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