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Casting Call : E - L

Eddie (Grunge) Chung

Jason (Hucky-sucky-badda-bing-badda-boom) Scott Lee may look like an oriental, and HE IS. Isn't that a stroke of luck, now he can play Eddie (I can change by body to mud and lust over anything with breasts) Chang. As Jay is a bloody good actor and seems as obnoxious as f&^k, he and Eddie are a match made in heaven (as Eddie is now dead that seems appropriate, huh).

Green Lantern / Kyle Rayner

He's green, he's mean and he drink Mr Sheen… James Marsden… Boom, Boom, Boom… James Marsden…
His Butt is firm and he drinks from an urn… Green Lantern… Boom, Boom, Boom… Green Lantern…

Green Lantern / Alan Scott

Paul Newman Look's Better With Age, Just Like Our Ring Welding Elder Statesman Of The JSA. Paul And Alan Have Both A Good Looking And Fresh Demeanour That Make Paul A Dead Ringer For Al.

Green Arrow / Oliver Queen

Ollie Queen is one of the most kick ass socially active members of the JLA, with all the charm of a snake on heat and 'huff and puff' of a savage that's just been kicked in the nuts. If you kick old Sam in the nuts, you see why I chose him as our emerald archer (go on… look for Sam and give him the old ball-crunch).

Hawkman / Carter Hall

Tom Berenger Has This Face That You Just Want To Punch… Until His Nose Hurts… His Nose Swells So Much Its Turns Into A Beak… The Side Of His Hair Sticks Up Like Birds Wings And Stuff… And He Look's Like Hawkman…. And Then I Take Some Medication And I Lay Down To Have A Rest… Hamm Snooker…..

HawkGirl / Kendra Sanders

They Both Have Short Spiky Hair, They Both Look Good With A Pair Of Wings Plus A Tight Fitting Outfit, And They Both Are A Reincarnated Egyptian Princess (Small World, Huh !!!).

Joseph Gordon Levitt

In T.V. Sitcom 'Third Planet From The Sun', Levitt Plays A No-Brain Young Punk That Gets His Arse Confused With His Elbow... Just Like Our Super Fast Little Buddy From The Future.

Casting Call : E - L

Diaz.... Mmmmmm.... Ermmm.... Yes... Woman... Blond... Nice Ass... Big Breasts... Tight Skimpy Outfit.... I Have To Lye Down Now



Jason Scott Lee	Eddie (Grunge) Chung
Jason (Hucky-sucky-badda-bing-badda-boom) Scott Lee may look like an oriental, and HE IS. Isn't that a stroke of luck, now he can play Eddie (I can change by body to mud and lust over anything with breasts) Chang. As Jay is a bloody good actor and seems as obnoxious as f&^k, he and Eddie are a match made in heaven (as Eddie is now dead that seems appropriate, huh).



Green Lantern / Kyle Rayner	James Marsden
He's green, he's mean and he drink Mr Sheen… James Marsden… Boom, Boom, Boom… James Marsden… His Butt is firm and he drinks from an urn… Green Lantern… Boom, Boom, Boom… Green Lantern…



Paul Newman	Green Lantern / Alan Scott
Paul Newman Look's Better With Age, Just Like Our Ring Welding Elder Statesman Of The JSA. Paul And Alan Have Both A Good Looking And Fresh Demeanour That Make Paul A Dead Ringer For Al.



Green Arrow / Oliver Queen	Sam Elliot
Ollie Queen is one of the most kick ass socially active members of the JLA, with all the charm of a snake on heat and 'huff and puff' of a savage that's just been kicked in the nuts. If you kick old Sam in the nuts, you see why I chose him as our emerald archer (go on… look for Sam and give him the old ball-crunch).



Hawkman / Carter Hall	Tom Berenger
Tom Berenger Has This Face That You Just Want To Punch… Until His Nose Hurts… His Nose Swells So Much Its Turns Into A Beak… The Side Of His Hair Sticks Up Like Birds Wings And Stuff… And He Look's Like Hawkman…. And Then I Take Some Medication And I Lay Down To Have A Rest… Hamm Snooker…..



Wiona Ryder	HawkGirl / Kendra Sanders
They Both Have Short Spiky Hair, They Both Look Good With A Pair Of Wings Plus A Tight Fitting Outfit, And They Both Are A Reincarnated Egyptian Princess (Small World, Huh !!!).



Impulse	Joseph Gordon Levitt
In T.V. Sitcom 'Third Planet From The Sun', Levitt Plays A No-Brain Young Punk That Gets His Arse Confused With His Elbow... Just Like Our Super Fast Little Buddy From The Future.



Camron Diaz	Jesse Quick
Diaz.... Mmmmmm.... Ermmm.... Yes... Woman... Blond... Nice Ass... Big Breasts... Tight Skimpy Outfit.... I Have To Lye Down Now



Justin Beirfield	Little Lobo
Justin Beirfield is a one-eyed, mutated glazweigen with the ability to speak and talk... at the same time. For this unique ability alone he has all the majestic splendour to play, gruff 'main man' spawn Little Lobo.



	Stephen Dorff	Grifter



Jack Hawksmoore	George Clooney
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