Fabian: "Why? To prove it could be done! To show what one incredibly gifted individual can accomplish..."Abilities: Fabian is a uniquely inventive mechanical genius who has created such weapons as a mobile robot laser cannon disguised as a TV camera; heat-seeking hunter missiles equipped with lasers; a transforming gravity-powered steamroller; and a massive suit of battle armor in which Fabian called himself the Mechano-Marauder.
Letterman: "To get your name in the papers?"
Fabian: "That too! After all, the Avengers have battled Zodiac...the Masters of Evil...Doctor Doom! I want to make as big a name for myself as those guys!"
Letterman: "Seems to me Stankowicz is already a pretty big name."(rim shot)
by Sean McQuaid
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