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Do you have a problem that you need help on? Ask the Marauders! They can help... I think. Sirius: Of course we can help! *grin* If you want to know why Lily asked someone other than James out, we can tell you the answer to that right away! Its because he is an arrogant git! :D :P But if you want advice, we can help on that also. James: Padfoot!! I'm going to kill you! Sirius: *grins* Erm, right. Well, if you have some sort of problem, send it in, and allow the Maruaders to try to help you with it, and suggest things that you should do. Take note though, I'm sure these guys won't take anything seriously, so please don't send in anything that you will take offense with if we joke around with it. =) Oh, and please note that not everything here is correct/canon. Kasey *grins* Heya, Guys! Love everyone of you guys! Some people have a problem with Peter, eh, I love 'im! (He's still a kid. Give him a break.) As for Sirius and James... maybe you can show me some of your tricks sometime *winks* And Rem, Aww, I love you. You hold all these guys together. Well,. i've decided since you guys have been helping these guys out... I'm gonna help you guys out. More specifically, James. Mate, You wanna get Lily, you're not gonna get her by showing off and annoying the bloody hell out of her. Do something nice. And taking her book and throwing it in the lake does not count as something nice. Buy her a Christmas present. And nothing Obscene, mate. It won't impress her. So, Siri, what do you say to showing me around Hogsmeade? *grin* Peter: Hey, thanks! *smiles* Sirius: Let’s not get tricky over here. *grin* James: Aww c’mon… who wouldn’t like a flashing bouquet of flowers that says “I love James Potter”? Remus: Anybody that has half a brain cell. And let me tell you, it isn’t easy to keep these guys in line. Sirius: Wanna stop at Zonko’s? *foolish grin* James: …You mean I should by Evans something… normal? Would she like a novelty James Potter shirt or something? Sirius/Remus/Peter: *slaps himself on head* Where did we go wrong with this git? Beki Remus and Sirius ROCK! Oh er.. anywho, I was wondering I know everyone loves Sirius but has Sirius ever Broken hearts? Oh and I think James is cool, in fact since your the trusty leader my friends look up to me as a leader as well, in other words, My friends call me Prongs, my best friends are Tricia, and Kay, and so Kay's name is Padfoot, and Tricia's is Moony, you guys are their fave character so they choose you. I also have a question for James, what do you see in Lily you know she doesn't like you. Oh and Peter, I hate you for what you do in the future! Sirius: I guess I’ve broken a few hearts… some of which I’m not particularly proud of. James: Yeah, like poor Cate… Sirius: Yea Prongs, like I’m about to go out with a first year. :P Remus: It’s nice to be named after. :D James: And Evans is just the most beautiful thing you could ever see, and I’m quite drawn to that attitude she has. *ruffles hair* Kayoko ....ok this is for prongs.....i'm really obssesed whit you and the others....all of you...i have printed alot of fan arts...the good ones.....and even the ugly ones.....and i read fanfics of you all....but....i feel....like i want more...and i also started writting....what should i do???? i like all your prangs ..and specially the on that you and Sirius did with snivellus...in 5 grade!!!! it was sooo kool!!!!!now i feel sorry for little tiny snivelly LoL!!!!JAMES I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and you 2 sirius!!!!!! i think that remus an peter are cute!!!please keep up the prangs!!!...and.......another question.......what prang should i do in my best friend???not a really cruel one...just to have a good laugh....hehehee...i'm evil...*smike*...well thanxs!!! Sirius: I’m feeling a very general loving atmosphere from this question-person. *grins* Well, there’s not much more you can do if you’re reading fan fics, and writing… have you tried drawing my handsome self, along with these toads? *laughs and gets punched* Wow, you’ve got to be the first one to tell me they approved on how I almost got Snivelly killed… James: *glares at Sirius* To prank your best friend… hmmm… ever try going to their house when you’re invited over, and ask the use the bathroom, then slip in a little food coloring in their shampoo? Sirius’ idea really, but I helped inspire it, and was his first victim… *glares and rubs hair* Eek 1. LET ME BE A MARAUDER PLEEZE. 2. Help me with my spelling. 3. What's the answer to #7 on the science test? :P James: 1. Sorry, but no can do. Marauders is an exclusive group, only for those as insane as my three mates here. *grins* Remus: 2. “Please” is the correct form of the word. “Pleeza” is incorrect. Always remember that “you” and “are” form the contraction “you’re,” not “your.” “I” before “e” except after “c.” ;) Sirius: 3. #7 is “pirate,” but don’t tell anyone that I helped you cheat. XD Eek Help me drive our principal Mr. "Nick" Carter INSANE!!! Sirius: Get in trouble and get sent to the office a lot. By the third time you see him in the office, pretend to get sudden amnesia. Recommended phrases are: “Gee golly gosh, what lovely weather we are having!” (Bonus points if it is raining or snowing) “Hello sir, and whom might you be? *extend hand politely*” do that every time you get sent down to the office/see him. “My Mr. Head-Principal Sir, that’s an awfully shiny head you’ve got there…” and many others. *grins* Jackie Hey guys I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!! except Peter the slimy little git deserves to die after what he does to all of you, he betrays you then kills Sirius and James, (and Lily) leaving James and Lily's little son Harry alone, only to go to Hogwartz and be taught by Snape, shudder of disgust* Will you kick Peter very very hard for me Sirius? and then use your worst hex on Snivilus to make him suffer? Also i keep getting suspended at school for graffiti, my parents are getting pissed and grounding me how can i stop getting caught? Love you all!!!(except Peter) ps. Sirius will you marry me? Sirius: Am I hot today or what? Second marriage proposal! *grins* Sorry though, not looking for a wife yet. Anyway, don’t do graffiti when people are around, and make sure not to get any on yourself, and also, don’t leave any sign that it was you… such as a signature mark or something. And I think poor Pete has gotten enough kicks from me. *winks* Peter *nods vigorously* Remus: Or you could just not do graffiti at all… Kitty Gray Sirius, If you got two children, one boy and one girl, what would you name them? love you forever, hope you know you´re the best. Remus: Please don’t inflate his ego even more… Sirius: *grins* Anyway, if I had a boy I’d guess I’d name him James, after my best mate. And a girl… hmmmm… maybe Rachel or Arwen… those are nice names. James: Oy, thanks mate… :) Carolina oh james i love u ...............will u marry me.???????????????????? =) Sirius: *blanch* That’s disgusting… XD James: *cocky grin* Finally a proposal! Sorry though… I’ve got my eyes set on a Ms. Lily Evans… soon to be Mrs. Lily Evans Potter… Tammy ok...well...i think all of you are great!! and you 2 Peter!!!...i really don't think that all that people say you did it was beacuse you like to do it...soo i love you all!!!!!XD!...well i have a question: well...ok...i have a crush in a guy...and he is my best friend!!!...i don't know what to do....should i tell him???or wait until he decides to tell me....because....most of my friends say thta we are a perfect couple....and they say that he has the same feelings for me.....but i'm scared that maybe their wrong and if i ask him he could get embarrassed and never talk to me again!!!! what should i do??!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!AND LEAVE tHE POOR PETER ALONE!!!!James you are the best!!!! and remus you are soooo cute!!!XD!! thank you ALL!! Remus: You should wait until he tells you, because if he doesn’t return the feelings openly, things can get real awkward. Or at least make sure that he does indeed have these feelings for you before telling him. You don’t want to ruin a friendship with a wrong move. Sirius: For being a guy, you can give good chick advice. *laughs* Remus: *whacks Sirius* Bree What's your favorite quote by anyone? Just curious. Sirius: Hmmm, that’s a tough one. I rather like: “If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver” by Winston Churchill, but there are other ones I like also. ;) Remus: For me, it would probably be: “I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars” by Mr. Og Madino. I think its rather profound. James: I rather fancy: “Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me?” by Albert Einstein. It shows that like me, no one can possibly match and understand my brilliance! *gets whacked my Remus/Sirius* Peter: : Ambition is nothing but stubborness refined to follow our dreams” by DeAnaa Friedman. Sounds cool. *shrugs* Caitlyn Oh, I feel sorry for Peter. You guys all rock. *pets all FOUR of you on the head, glaring at the whiny little 12-year-olds* AHEM, anyways. My question is; where's the loo around here? *looks around annoyedly* Peter: *gapes* Wow… thanks… Sirius: That’s something new… Anyway, the loo’s right over there. *points to the right* Remus: *whispers* Padfoot, that’s the Prefect’s bathroom… the one we filled with dungbombs… Sirius and James: XD *crack up laughing* Moonatic Ok well i got a totally big place in my heart for Remus. My lockers like completely covered in pics of him. I don't even know him too good. Is there a way to communicate with ya? How can I get to know him better? Sirius: Wow, Moony’s gettin’ a lot of love lately. *grins* Remus: *thwaps Sirius* First of all, thank you, Moonatic. Well, if you want to talk to me, than you should join an RPG. James: RPG? Isn’t that that thing where Muggles go online and pretend their a character from something? Remus: I hope so, ‘cause I just gave that as advice. broken in my class is a girl which makes fun of me.. because i don't have much money... i also haven't got any real friends... i'm hiding in my fantasie world... i just wanted to ask if you could tell me what i can do .. so i'm not feeling that emty inside no more.. i'm feeling lost and i like to die.. but i'm afraid of death... please.. help me... *listens to Breath no More - Evanescence* ps Sirius and Remus.. you're the best... *tries to smile a little bit with eyes filled with tears* Sirius: God, I’m sorry, broken… :( Remus: One of the only things I can thing of is to join a group or a club, s sports team, anything where you can make friends. It may be hard, but you’ve to try. This girl may still make fun of you after you get some good friends, but they will be there for you. A friend can make even the worse thing in the world seem not so bad. *smiles* momo Sirius would you marry me??? peter the hell get your own life.. remus.. you may be godfather of our first child.. and james.... sorry... you're getting me on my nervs the most time..... ( so sirius remus.. what do you think...???) Sirius: *winks* Sorry there, but I’m not looking for a wife. Remus: With Sirius as a father, I’ll be surprised if the poor kid will live past the age of three. Sirius: *punches Remus* HEY!! Hinoto Ok SInce Sirius IS THE BEST MAURAUDOR I have a question for him: What would you do if someone *death glares at peter* betrayed all of you and went to umm Voldermorts side? Sirius: Of course I am. *grins* And I’ve answered this question at least three times, so the answer is around here somewhere. *winks* Ramona ähm.. sirius.. *going red* what does a girl need to catch your eye and a date with you??? *hids behind the next corner and trys not to calm herself down a little bit from the good look of sirius then goes back gives him a little kiss and runs away (after she got the answer)* Sirius: *grins a saucy grin that makes you weak in the knees* Well, she’d have to have a great sense of humor, be pretty, mischievous, likes Quidditch, and doesn’t mind it when I pull the occasional prank on her. *winks* NaaUmbridge I am NOT a git! you stop writing about me or you'll be sorry you four! Sirius: Oh look, its our old mate, Umbridge the hag! James: You? Make us sorry? HA! *laughs* Remus: *rolls eyes* Here we go again… Amara * tackles Padfoot * mwahahahahah!!!!! hihi. could you guys do me a favor??? KICK WORMTAIL!!! XP Sirius: *falls and rolls onto his feet* *grins roguishly* Nice to see you too, mate. ;) Peter: Wow, I’m really feeling the love here… James: Sorry, but I don’t really think we can kick Peter for you, he’s our mate! However, there’s always room for a little prank… *mischevious grin* Peter: Oh damn… *runs* anonymous (Sorry, I just had to say this) James, you are an ugly stupid twit with no brains, AND no heart. I hope somebody takes pity on you and gives you a job when you grow up, because any person in their right state of mind would never hire you. James: *shocked* WHAT?! I’m not UGLY! *angry* Who the hell are you to say I’m ugly and stupid! *lets out a string of choice words* Sirius: *holding James back* Oy, mate, calm down! Your swearing would make a pirate blush. Remus: It’s no worse than your language when your angry, Padfoot. Sirius: I said its enough to make a pirate blush… not me. XD oh, and anonymous? I’d run for your life. Now. ;) James: *chases* missa can u make a map for me?! i promise that i'll play good pranks on people!!! especially the stupid bully haley, or should i say, moo girl!! James Sorry mate, we can’t make maps for other people. It’s sort of a... Marauder trademark thing. I’m sure you can wreak havoc on your own, however. We have full confidence in you. XD Ale look i noe u dont wanna believe it! but wormtail does kill u!! if u dont believe me go 2 a book store and buy "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" (the prisoner is sirius and its all wormtails fault! he framed sirius! its true!) Sirius: Here we go again with the fangirls… Oy James, you think this Harry character is related to you? James: Don’t you remember? Someone before mentioned that Evans and I will be… bonding. *sly grin* Sirius:… That’s sick, mate. No way these “books” are real. James: *thwaps Sirius on head* Ale *gasps* are the marauders losin their touch??? i came up with gluing his seat on m y own u noe! i thought u guys are master pranksters! the 1s who answered that question- those were NOT the real marauders! (and i still h8 wormtail) James: Losing our touch? Never! Remus: There’s only so much a muggle can do without the assistance of magic, you now. Sirius: Besides, the Marauders never reveal their best prank ideas… Ale ok listen up: voldemorts after lily and james so they make sirius their secret keeper. then sirius persuades lily and james 2 change secret keeper 2 wormtail coz sirius thought that voldemort wud never guess that they wud use such a (is sirius's words) "talentless creature like you" he thought it was the perfect bluff. (in sirius's words) "u were passing info. 2 voldemort a yr b4 lily and james died"and "must of been the finest moments of ur pathetic life telling voldemort u cud hand him the potters" so they die. *cries*(o but their son harry survives avada kedavra) then sirius corners wormtail and wormtail screams 4 the whole street 2 hear that sirius betrayed lily and james and he cut off his index finger and blew up the street and transformed and ran off in2 the sewers w/ the ohter rats. then they all thought that sirius was the 1 who betrayed them and cursed the street and he spent 13 yrs in azkaban. then wen fudge was inspecting he gav sirius a copy of tghe d aily prophet and on rons (harys best friend) shoulder was wormtail (he was living like a rat in a wizarding family so wen he heard that voldemort cud cum bac he wud kill harry) sirius was worried and escaped out of azkaban and then after sirius explained all this 2 remus and harry and ron and hermoine (another of harrys best frends) he and remus wer gonan kill wormtail but harry didnt let them because "i dont reckon my dad wudve wanted them 2 2 becum murderers 4 u" and thats wat happened!! (o ya and harry ron and hermoine knocked out snape(thought u mite find that amusing) ) (ill b checking bac here so if u hav ne questions bout wat i just told u just ask!) All: *blank stare* Sirius: *mutters* What the hell are all you people on? :P Ale hi! its me again! 1st of all u shud noe that me and my frends sorta cast rselves in2 marauder land! im padfoot! well anyways we hav a teacher - hes so like snape its not even funny! and the other day he started talkin bout potions and wizards and stuff-really freaky... well he h8s me(umm... i dont know why all i do is ask 2 many questions just 2 annoy him *grins evily*) neways... ill cum up w/ another question l8er and I STILL H8 WORMTAIL!!! U NOE Y! James: Gotta hate teachers like that… As long as he doesn’t have oily hair, I think your safe. :D Ale see?!!! im not the only 1 hoo h8s wormtail! and we all h8 him 4 the same reason! and if "Speed of Darkness" is reading this: JAMES IS NOT UGLY!!!! AND SIRIUS IS NOT OK!!! THEYR BOTH HOT AS HELL AND AWESOME! AND SO IS REMUS!!! (I STILL H8 WORMTAIL AND I ALWAYS WILL!) Sirius and James: *sizzle* XD Remus: *blushes* *rolls eyes at friends* Peter: *glare* Haruka wormtail: you are comepletly ugly and I think you should just DIE!! Prongs:kinda ugly Padfoot:^_^ hot!!! Remus:I think your the CUTEST!!(no offence sirius) Peter: Geez… Sirius: Hot? No, not hot, I sizzle, mate! :P And awwww, Remmy, she thinks your cute. Remmy Remmy Remmy… *dances* Remus: Shut up, Sirius. *blushes* Thanks… James: *grumbles* You people wouldn’t know hotness if it hit you in the face… Bree First of all, let me start by saying Sirius and Remus are the BEST!!! *tacklehug* but of course I love you all. Anyways, my two best friends are in a fight and want me to take sides... what should I do? Sirius: Oy, thanks Bree. *bear-hugs back* Anyway, about your situation… Don’t take sides! Whatever you do… that would just make one friend hate you. Remus: *gets up from tackle-hug* For once I… agree… with Padfoot. Taking sides will only make the situation worse, for the other friend will think you have turned against them also, and that makes everything worse. Try to sit them down and talk with them. Name: Ale wormtail- DIE!! I HATE YOUR GUTS!!!! everyone else- I LUV U GUYZ!!!! can i be a marauder? plz plz plz!!! anyways- i need help with this really annoying kid!!! can you guys help me prank him? KILL PETTIGREW!!! PLZ! Sirius: Wow Wormtail, what a bunch of admirers you have, eh? Peter: *shrugs* I don't know what its all about... James *grins* Sorry kid, you can't be a Marauder, but you can be an "honorary" Marauder! As for the annoying kid... Remus: Since you can't use magic, you could always put glue on his seat. Sirius: That's a good idea. Ideas are rather limited if you're a muggle... but you can always write stuff about him in the girls' bathroom or anywhere else. Just remember to use different handwriting. Name: Ale All these questions that everyone is asking about "what if your friend betrayed you or something blah blah blah" THEY ALL MEAN WORMTAIL!!!! WORMTAIL BETRAYS JAMES AND LILY and they die :'( and he betrayes sirius and he *gulps* d-d *gulps* d-d-dies!!!!) NOOOOO!!!! so do me a favor and kill this guy before he has a chance to kill james, sirius and lily! PLZ!!!! All: *blink* Sirius: *singing* Someone had too much butterbeer... James: Wormtail wouldn't betray us! And I'm DEFINATELY not going to kill him! Name: Missa CAN I HELP YOU PULL A PRANK ON SNAPE!!!! PLEASE!!! and in return you can help me pull a prank on my evil teacher......mwahahahaha All: Sure! *grins evilly* Name: Jessica Sirius, 1 I love you so much, you are the best! Remus and James and James' future so are awesome 2! His future son, Harry James Potter (mothered by Lily (Evans) Potter, Is SUPER HOTT! I hate Peter! Well o yes my question... I like this guy but he has a bad reputation and smokes, but really likes me and is really nice and he might ask me out... What should I tell him? Please help me. I love you all except Pettigrew! *kicks peter... ummm... sooomewhere* *whistles* doodoodoo.... lol. Love you! (except wormtail that prat of a git!) James: EVANS AND I? I knew she would marry me! Haha! *punches the air* Sirius: *rolls eyes* Yeah yeah yeah. I'll give this question to Lily, since I don't have any experiance with the guy-love thing. ;) Lily: About your guy. Do you really know him well? If you do, than you are probably right that he is nice. Rumours go around easily, and the bad boy rep might only be a cover. I say go for it, but only if you know him well enough to say that he truly is nice. And James- shut up. Peter: Wow, I've got great fans, don't I? Name: Speed of Darkness James:U-G-L-Y! you aint got no aliby! Sirius:OK I guess Remus: Huuuuuh*faints* ok alive alert awake. Question: How can I deal with my annoying little sibs, not including ignoring them like a spell or something? Peter: just flat out die. Please James: UGLY?? :O Sirius: OKAY?? :O Remus: *blushes* Since the two above me seem to be ranting right now, I'll help with your question. Like we've said before, pay attention to them, even if the annoy you. Tire them out by playing, sports for example, with them. You could also introduce them to a fandom, and maybe if you're lucky, they'll become to obsessed to annoy you. XD Name: Sherkoni First of all, Sirius you are the absolute best and most talented marauder! But my question is for James, lets say you have a kid, alright? And you make Sirius his godfather, well what if something were to happen to Sirius, would you make Remus his godfather following Sirius? (P.S. I think Sirius should kill Peter before he ruins his life!) Sirius: Well of course I am! *grin* And what's all this about Peter ruining my life? *casts a suspicious glance* James: Please, don't be so modest, Padfoot! XD Of course Sirius would be the kid's godfather. But if something happened to him, I'd definately get Remus to be his godfather. Peter: This is maybe the third death idea you people have given to Sirius about killing me... Name: Colette Okay first, do any of you have siblings? And if you do, do they ANNOY you CONSTANTLY?! And if they do, how do you get them to stop?? Can you PLEASE help me with that? Thank You! :) Remus: I myself have a little brother. James: I'm an only child. Sirius: *mumbles* I've got the devil for a brother. Hexing him to France always works for me. Remus: My brother doesn't annoy me too much, but there are those days. All they want is attention, really. Just pay attention to your siblings, play with them and stuff, and they should leave you alone. Name: missa What kind of a prank would you pull on april fools day to Snape? To a teacher?*hehe, pranks on teachers are always fun hehehe* Sirius: That's the kind of mentality I like! *grin* James: Last April Fools day, we had a lot of fun with Snape. We replaced his wand when he was sleeping with a trick one, and everytime he tried to cast a spell.. innapropriate... phrases came out. It was great. XD Sirius: Yeah, that was a good one! We love pranks on the teachers, also. We transformed their clothes into costumes... Dumbledore was a pink bear, McGonagall was a pink catapillar, and so many more. We got so many detentions after that one. *grin* Name: elizabeth marie To all except Peter the scummy rat: exactly why is Peter a Marauder? He hardly seems the part. Did you all just take him in because you felt sorry for him or what? He seems too weak and shy to be a Marauder. Plus, I'd say he needs a good hex or 10, do me favor and do that for me. Peter: Hey, that was mean! >_< Sirius: Hey, the kids gotta grow a backbone sometime. ;) Peter: *pout* Remus: Sirius, cover Peter's ears. Sirius: *tackles Peter to the ground, and puts his hands over Peter's ears.* Remus: Good, now I can talk without him pouting at me. To be perfectly honest, we did take a bit of pity on him. James: The kid got himself beat up almost everyday! I guess I felt a bit sorry for him, so we… took him under our wing, so to say. ;) Sirius: Definitely. And as much as Pete can be annoying sometimes, I couldn't hex him! Well, on second thought, his hair needs a bit more of a blue tint to it… *brandishes wand and laughs* Name: elizabeth marie To Prongs: if Lily would give you the time of day, fall in love with you, marry you and bare your child, what kind of husband and father would you be exactly? I'm right curious. Sirius: *falls down laughing hysterically* James: Shut up, Padfoot. You too Remus… don't make me come over there, Wormtail! Well, when that day comes- Remus *coughs and snickers* James: - I think I'll be a great father. Me and Evans are perfect together, and I'd really love the kid. I'd be a loving, dashingly handsome husband and father. All other Marauders: *rolls eyes* Name: elizabeth marie Is there an exact reason why you all hate Snape so much, and 'just his existence' is not suitable. There must be a REAL reason why you hate him. I'd really like to know what exactly started this grudge. Where did you all get your names and what is it exactly that made you call yourselves Marauders? I'm just curious. And how exactly did you all meet? And is there anyone else in your dorm? And how in the world would Prongs get to be headboy when his head is filled with one of three things mostly, lily and Quidditch and getting into trouble which doesn't leave much room for schoolwork and studying, does it? And what do you all want to do with your futures? And who has the most money? And who's pureblood or what? And who has the best marks in school, and who else besides James is on the Quidditch team and what position do you play? All: Wow. That was a mouthful. ;) James: Snape and I hated each other from the moment I looked at his greasy hair. He's pure Slytherin, is what ticks me off. And the fact of his existence irks me also… It all started when he hexed Peter on the Hogwarts Express… Peter: *grimaces* I don't know how I got stuck with Wormtail… Sirius: *whistles innocently* I've been told I've always been a bit like a dog, and the fact that I can outrun almost anyone helped that little fact along. XD Remus: My names rather obvious, what with the whole howling at the moon, werewolf thing. I think Prongs was the last name of a favorite Quidditch player of James'. James: Nah, I just thought the name sounded majestic and strong. XD We called ourselves the Marauders because we like to cause trouble, and pilfer foods from the kitchen once in a while. Sirius: We met on the Hogwarts Express. James and I collided heads trying to get in the same compartment at the same time. There used to be someone in our dorm, but he requested to be moved because we were "driving him insane." XD And we still don't know how James got to be Headboy. James: They saw my brilliance, and Dumbledore decided they needed someone like me to be in charge. I want to be an Auror. Remus: You think that, Prongs. I want to work in the Ministry of Magic, as does Peter. Peter: Sirius has the most money, clearly. I'm a half-blood. Sirius: *mutters* I'm pure blood. Remus and James: Pure. Remus: Contrary to belief, for some strange reason, James and Sirius have higher marks than me in five classes, but I've got the highest in the rest. Sirius: I'm the Gryffindor Beater. *slaps a high five with James* elizabeth marie Have any of you snuck something into the Slytheren table food when the house elves weren't looking? If not you should, those stuck up-head -in-my-ass prats need a good torment. And Remus, I wouldn't trust ALL three of those boys, especially peter *curses death threats*, in fact nobody should, trust me, It'll turn out fatal. What was your greatest pranks you've ever done, and on who? Sirius *laughs* Hell yes. We've snuck everything you can think of… metal, rubber, a live chicken, paint, glue… we even stuck a puppy in the cake once. Thank goodness they didn't try to cut it- the greedy pigs. Oh don't worry, we torment them good. XD Our greatest prank… to many to recall. There was the pink hair, the turning Snape into an Octopus, making Dumbledore sing, McGonagall lap dance on him… that was hilarious! James: *laughs*Definitely. Peter? He wouldn't betray us! Peter: *whimpers* What did I do?? Danielle This is for Sirius will you kick Peter for me? Pete: Sirius… no… please! Sirius: Sorry Pete, can't dissapoint the fans! *chases him out of the room. You hear screams of pain* Lina To all the Marauders: What pranks have you guys pulled on other people in the past? ( Anything new on Snape?) Remus: *groans* The list is far too long… Sirius: Some pranks would be when we set Snape on fire, dyed all of the Slytherin's clothing gold and red, dropped water balloons on Professor Binn's head, made Dumbledore do the disco… and many, many more. James: XD We just played tons of new pranks on Snape… the shrinking charm, taking pictures of him in his sleep and posting them, there was a nice one we did involving a Valentine Elf, and a poem we wrote from Dumbledore to him… Name: Amara Sirius, What would you do if someone hurt Remus or James? Kill 'em? I would. Sirius: Hunt them down, and make them pay; make them wish they were never born. *pleasant smile* James: Remind me never to get on your bad side. XD name = missa if you didn't have magic, what would you do to pick on Snape :D.......this is for everyone, even though i know that peter wouldn't do anything, that’s' why he needs you guys!!!! oh, and James, there's probably lots of people who like you the best, they just can't figure out how to get in touch with you;) Peter: I can prank perfectly fine, thank you very much! >< Sirius: *snicker* Right. Without magic… hmm, that would be hard. I guess I'd have to follow him around all day, and use that Muggle dying stuff to dye his hair. Also, writing embarrassing comments around will do the trick. *shrugs* James: Pranking would suck without magic! I guess I'd have to agree with Padfoot, and go with one of those ideas. And of course I'm loved. *grin* Remus: Prat. ;)Probably drop a book on his head. XD Amara Black Sirius: *nudges and pokes Remus* Ooooh Moony, tell her about Claaaaaaare! *Makes kissing noises* Remus: You are so immature, Padfoot. *Blushes, then slaps Sirius upside the head* I've had one or two girlfriends, though I generally tried to keep away from a relationship. My time with Clare was about a month, then we broke up. Name: Elizabeth Marie James, what did you do for Lily to hate you so much? And is she would give you the time of day, what would you tell her without coming off as an insufferable, conceited git? James: .... :O Sirius: *chokes on his own laughter* She got you good there, Prongs. Hmm, what did James do for Lily to hate him? Well, the fact that he exists is one thing. :D Remus: And she hates it when James ruffles his hair. In fact, I find it rather annoying also. Peter: And she loathes when he asks her out every hour. James: Wow, thanks a lot guys. *punches them all in the shoulder* Evans doesn't hate me, *ruffles hair* she just doesn't know she likes me yet. Its just that her pride is too big. She wants to like me, I can feel it. Sirius: Mate, she wants you to die. James: *glare* And I am not an insufferable, conceited git, thank you very much. Shut up Sirius... you too Remus. If I could talk to her... I'd tell her how much she means to me. Like how she is the wind beneath my wings, my light in all of the dark places, the beautiful flower that never dies. *love-sick sigh* Remus: You git! Why don't you just tell her that? *smacks him on the head* Just not in those words- you're really a terrible poet. ;) Name: Elizabeth This one goes to Remus, Sirius and James. What would you do if someone really close to you turns all evil and starts hanging around with Dark Lords, and killing people, and giving away your most valuable secrets, and frames you for murder? Peter: *twitches* Remus: Hmmm, that's a good question, you know. I'm not exactly sure what I would do. I trust these three prats with my life, so its kind of hard to imagine one of them doing all of the above. Though, to answer the question, I guess I'd, well, this goes against all my moral feelings, but if he is such a threat, and would frame me, I'd have to eliminate him. *wince* Not like I would want to, of course, but by the above description, it would seem necessary. Sirius: *angry look* That's easy enough. Kill them. If they framed me for a murder I never committed without a second thought, I'd have to commit that murder that I was imprisoned for. Giving away secrets, framing me for MURDER, and turning evil shows that that friend is gone... and I'd have to get my vengeanve for those actions. James: I don't think I'd be able to murder that person, even after all that. It kind of surprises me that Remus, the calm Marauder, would even think of killing the person, but I can see where he is coming from. The need for vengeance would be strong, but I think I'd just send the person to Azkaban... it would be more than they deserved. Anonymous Have any of you had dealings with the mutent toad Doloris Umbridge? If so, tell us about them, I'd like to hear what kind of things you'd do to her if she did to you what she did to Harry (a.k.a. Mini James) Sirius: *coughs and laughs violently* Mini... James...? Awwww, aint that cute, Jamesie? James: *punches him* >_< Don't call me Jamsie. Anyway, I've seen this Umbridge person. *blanch* She was a couple years older than us, in her fifth year when we were in our first. Sirius: The stuck up prat, she was a prefect, and told on us for a harmless - Peter: We set the kitchen on fire. Sirius: Little- Remus: We almost burned down the school. Sirius: Joke. Peter: You and James got second degree burns from it! A hous elf caught on fire! James: *waves the comment aside* Anyway, it was just an accident. We really had only meant to change a few items of food, but it seems something, er- went wrong. The teachers never suspected us, and thought there had been a malfunction or something. Sirius: Of course little miss I-think-there's something-stuck-up-in-my-ass Umbridge knew it was us right away, took 30 points from Gryffindor EACH, told on us, and landed all four of us in detention for a month. Remus: She was horrible. Since she was such a "good little prefect," she attented some of our detentions. She somehow influenced the teachers to make us clean the Great Hall every day... without magic... and with toothbrushes. Sirius: *growl* That was one crazy git. But we got our fair share of revenge. We tormented her for months afterward. Died her hair all the colors of the rainbow, hexed her skin purple with pink dots, made her sing *cringe*, and many more things. Nope, we didn't lay down and let Umbridge walk all over us. She got us in trouble so many times I can hardly count them all.We even have an "Utterly Useless Umbridge" club formed against her. :D Name: Janet I love you to much, Sirius, my heart burns for you. What should I do? Sirius *saucy grin* James: *rolls eyes* First Remus, now Sirius? What's up with all the girls liking you two? Why am I not getting any love confessions? Lily: *smacks James across the face* Excuse me, you better not be getting any love proposals over there, and you better not be enticing females to do so, James Potter. Sirius: *laughs* Great girl you got there, James. Anyway, Janet, about your question. I'd advise the same thing I told moonyscaligal to hepl with her obsession with Moony. There are plenty of handsome fan arts of me that you could print out and indulge yourself in. *winks* I know it may be hard, since I've been told I'm irresistable, but don't deny your feelings. In fact, indulge in them... indulge in the Sirius Lovin'. Perhaps you should gather up some people and start a club? XD Remus: You are such a prat, Padfoot. :P Name: missa This one is for sirius, since he's the best :D Ummm, how would you deal with one of your best friends dying? Oh by the way, I like all of the mauraders except*glares* peter. Peter: *whimper* Sirius: *pales, and gulps* D-dying? *his face lost all trace of laughter* James: *punches him reassuringly* It's okay man, you're answering this hypothetically. Sirius: R-Right. *clears throat and tries to smile* Well, no doubt it would be difficult. The hardest thing I'd ever have to deal with, really. *gulps* I guess that I would try to focus on all the good memories, all the good times we had together. Bloody hell, living would be hard. I guess... I guess I could just reassure myself that we would see each other again some day, and that would be the best day of my life... a day worth waiting for. All Marauders: *share a quick, manly bear-hug* Jess' note- I know that was out of character, but the question made me choke up so much that I couldn't bring myself to joke around with it... sorry. Name: moonyscaligal Remus! I totally love you! But there's no way for me to meet you...I live all the way in California :( What's your advice so I dont have a heart attack every time I think about how I cant meet you face to face? Sirius: Oooh, Remus has an admirer. :D *poke poke* Remus: *blushes* Stop it, Sirius. James: *choke* Remus? Well, my advice is to... well, never really thought about this before. Sirius: Good. :D Remus: *glares* Well, I- erm, *blush* You could print out tons of fan art of me... and put it on your walls and stuff. That way your urge can be fulfilled. *blush* Sirius: Nice way to be modest *rolls eyes*. Well, trust me when I say I do NOT and will NEVER fantasize or think about Moony, but you could always write fan fictions. Place yourself in them, and have a *blanch* romance with *blanch* Moony. That's what many people do with their obsessions about me and James. ~_^ James: I daresay that I agree with Padfoot. :D Name: Meg What would you guys do if one of your best friends who you thought you could trust turns out to be a really rude person? I love you all. Thank you. Remus: Oooh, that's a tough one. My friends may be rude sometimes, but I can always trust them. All other Marauders: *grin* James: It depends on how rude they are, but if they were unbearable, I'd have to cease being their friend. I'd want to talk to them, though, see why they are being so rude. Sirius: There has to be a reason. If you're as close to this friend as I am to the insufferable Prongs, Moony and Peter, than there must be something going on. Remus: I *gasp* agree with Sirius. If this is one of your best friends, take them aside and talk with them. Something must have happened if they had never really been like this before, and then suddenly turned rude. :) Name Usachan This question is mainly directed towards Remus, cause he is the best marauder ^^ *hides from attack of other 3* erm... oh yea. the question. What would you do if someone you thought was your friend made fun of you for something you can't help? All Marauders excluding Remus: *attack* Remus: *wrenches them off, and swats them all on the head* I'm glad you think I'm the best. *blush* Sirius: *snorts* Remus: Shut up, Sirius. :P Anyway, this is quite the appropriate question, considering my, erm, condition. ;) If Sirius, James or Peter made fun of me for my transformation, I don't think I could be their friend. A friend is someone who accepts who you are, no matter what. A true friend would never make fun of you for something you can't help. Take them aside, and explain to them that what they say really hurts you. Tell them that if they are truly your friend, they wouldn't be making fun of you. James: Awwww, that was beautiful, Moony. :D Sirius and James: *pats Remus on the back.* Name: sadia i must know...what would the marauders do if they were grievously insulted by a highly umbridge-type person? *hemhem* denk you veddy mech. Answer: Remus: Well, I would go up to the person and ask why they are insulting me. What have I done to them? James: I'd go settle it with them try to make peace. Peter: *whimpers* I'd let them, its only words. Sirius: *yawns* Punch them out. What right do they have insulting you? Or if you don't want to do that, stand your ground, don't let them walk over you! Show 'em that their words don't hurt you. :D Everyone: *smacks Sirius on the head* James: To sum it up, show them that their insult doesn't hurt you, and talk to them. Sirius: I was right! Remus: *Smacks him on the head.* |
