For Short Notes
The guide contains an eclectic selection of great sounding English words from around the world and can be used simply as a multi-punchline joke book. It can also be used for much more!
Accompanying each word entry there are three descriptive, usually rhyming words in square [brackets]. These descriptive words can be added to the chosen 'MightyMessages' word entries to add interest, emphasise and satire. For example, to someone looking angry I've said; What's up? You've got a really frosty 'phizog' (face) on today! Or to a girl I'd admired; You know your 'peepers' (eyes) are truly pukka! To a friend whose new beard I didn't like; Why did you grow that all over your face? The 'ziff' (beard) looks like it belongs on a zealot and your 'mo' (moustache) is mental! By way of an apology I've used; I'm sorry for what I said, my 'clam-shell' (mouth) really is catastrophic. There are thousands of possibilities!
To help with creating even more possibilities I've used a descriptive word list page. So, if I don't like the three words included with the entry, I pick one or more from the list. With a little practice my messages have elevated to new levels of craziness.
Writing Longer Messages
The spoof and satirical jokes in this guide are for demonstrating how the 'MightyMessages' words can be used and to bring a smile to your face. These entries cover many subject areas and each entry has three punchlines.
Play around with the jokes and turn them into comments and messages to suit your own situation.
Additionally, I've inter-changed bits of messages and punch-lines. This won't work on all the entries, but I've come up with some really crazy messages. For example; If you're not careful with those 'raspberry tarts' (farts) you'll need liposuction or psychoanalysis!
And finally, do I allow common good sense to get in the way of a good message? Of course I do! |
