BLACK HAWK DOWN
-"When I go home, people ask me, why do you do it? Are you some kind of war junkie? And I don't say a damn word. Know why? Cause they don't understand why we do it. It's about the men next to you. That's all it is."
-"What's that for?" "The last time we roped down, I almost bit my tongue off."
-"What's wrong with him?" "Oh, he's deaf. Says it's my fault."
-"Well I'm here to kick some ass."
-"Weren't you trained to fight?" "I think I was trained to make a difference."
BATMAN
-"Vicky, you're a great girl and I like you a lot. But for right now shut up."
-"What do you want?" "Oh, little song, little dance, Batman's head on a lance..."
BATMAN RETURNS
-"I believe the word you're looking for is 'Ahh!' "
-"Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married."
-"Wow, THE Batman! Or is it just Batman? Your choice, of course."
-"It's not about power. It's about reaching out to people, touching people, groping people."
-"I don't know whether to open fire or to fall in love!"
JURASSIC PARK
-"See? No one could have predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle. Now I'm sitting in here by myself, talking to myself. That's chaos theory."
-"How many times have I said we MUST get locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors?"
-"Eventually you might have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? (knocks on camera) Is this thing on?" Hammond watching the camera:"I really hate that man."
-"Yeah but at Disneyland, when Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
THE LOST WORLD
-"The high hide puts them at a safe height." "Actually it puts them at a very convenient biting height."
-"Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again!" "No, you're making all new ones."
-"Yeah. Ooh and aah, that's how it always starts. Later there's running... and screaming."
JURASSIC PARK 3
-"We even have 2 seats reserved on the first commercial flight to the moon."
-spoken by a Velociraptor in Allan's dream: "Allan."
SPACEBALLS
-"Let this be a lesson to you that evil will always prosper, because good is dumb."
-"He shot my hair! SON OF A BITCH!"
-"At last, we meet again for the first time for the last time." "Before you die, there is something you should know, Lone Star. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate."
3
-"The winner ain't the guy with the fastest car, son. It's just the guy who refuses to lose."
-(Dale shows Neil his new gun) Neil:"Damn, I'll have to get me one of these." (Dale hands Neil another gun) Neil:"Damn, now I have to get me two of these!" Dale:"That one's yours!"
DRAGONHEART
-"Consider death a release, not a punishment."
-"That's all that's left of the last dragon slayer who tangled with me. If I were you, I'd quit while I was ahead." A head flies out of the cave.
-"Only you could keep such a sly brain under such a bad hat!"
-"I will spend the rest of my life hunting you down."
-"Never have I seen such skill." "You must have led a sheltered life."
-"Yes knight, I do long for death, but... fear it."
"Next time, stab more flesh, less cloth."
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY
"What is this? One bastard goes in and another comes out."
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
-"...important, the man or the mission" "This time, the mission is a man"
-"It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles."
-"Hey Wade, I got a mother, you got a mother, the sarge has got a mother. I'd bet that even the Captain's got a mother. Well, maybe not the Captain, but the rest of us have got mothers."
-"Earn this."
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
-"Everybody, soup's served!" "I thought these were skish kebobs." "Yes, they are, Edward, it's a figure of speech."
-Peg: "Why did you do it, Edward?! God damn those TV programs." Bill: "Damn them all to hell!"
-"Have you sheep strayed so far from the flock?" "We're not sheep."
-"You can't buy a car with cookies. Am I right?" "Yes sir, that's correct."
-"Drop your weapons." "No! Those are his hands!"
-Are you all alone? Do you live up here all by yourself? What happened to your face?"
THE MATRIX
-"At last."
-"Oh shit!" "Yeees."
-"You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you!" "Who?" "Not too bright though."
-"I can only show you the door. YOU have to walk through it."
-"Do you think that's air you're breathing now?"
-"Were you listening to me, Neo, or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"
-"How'd you like the woman in the red dress? I designed her. She doesn't talk very much, but I can arrange for you to meet." "A digital pimp at work!" "Pay no attention to these hypocrites, Neo. To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human."
-"How do I know this is what Tasty Wheat really tastes like? Makes you wonder about a lot of things. Maybe the Matrix couldn't figure out how to make chicken taste, which is why it tastes like everything."
-"It almost feels like you're eating runny eggs." "Or a bowl of snot!"
-"Only try to realize the truth." "What truth?" "There is no spoon." "There is no spoon?" "Then you'll see it is not the spoon that bends; it is only yourself."
-"Neo. No one's ever done anything like this before." "That's why it's going to work."
-"Good shit, huh? It's good for 2 things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells."
-"That sounds like a good deal- but I have a better one. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?" "What good is a phone call, Mr. Anderson, if you cannot speak?"
-"Uh, need a little help." "The door!"
MATRIX RELOADED
-"I want the same thing you want. Everything." "Would that include a bullet from this gun?"
-"You!" "Yes, me."
-"French is my favorite language. Especially to curse with. (curses in French) It's like wiping your ass with silk; I love it."
-"We are getting aggravated." "Yes, we are."
-"Is that your point, Councillor?" "No- no point. Old men like me don't bother with making points; there's no point." "Is that why there are no young men on the Council?" "Good point."
-"Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again."
-"Not everyone believes what you believe!" "My beliefs do not require them to."
-"Oh my God!" "Smith will suffice."
MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
-"I can see you!"
-"Why do you persist?" "Because I choose to."
-"I don't have time for this shit!!"
-"If we have to give these bastards our lives, we'll give them hell before we do!"
-"The only way you're getting through that door is over my big dead ass." "So be it."
-"What are they doing? What are YOU doing?"
-"It's impossible." "Not impossible. Inevitable."
-"I've gone as far as I can go." "What?" Neo finally realizes all the spears that have impaled her. "No!"
-"Don't even begin to tell me what I can and can't do with MY ship after that little speech."
-"I have your word on that?" "What do you think I am? Human?"
AUSTIN POWERS
-"Allow myself to introduce myself."
-"Oh no, I've gone cross- eyed."
-"You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."
-"Oh, there you are." "Do I know you?" "No, but you're there."
-"Why make trillions when we could make... billions?!"
STAR WARS
-Luke: "I want my lamp back! I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole." Yoda: "Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!"
-"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?"
-"I love you." "I know."
BROKEN ARROW
-"Would you MIND not shooting at the thermonuclear WEAPONS?"
-"We've got a broken arrow." president: "A broken what?"
-"You're out of your mind." "Yeah, ain't it cool?"
-"$250 million by 0900. If not-" (hear a nuclear explosion) soldier:"Oh God!"
GREASE
-"I know there's more to you than just fat."
-"Oh, bite the weenie, Riz." "With relish!"
-"We're racing for pinks." "Pinks?" "Pinks, you punk. Pink slips-ownership papers."
-"Want to hear what I did?" "NO."
-"Will you shut up, you vultures?"
-"You're parked in a non-parking zone, creep." "The whole place is non-parking zone, crater face."
-"The problem isn't in the dent." "Where?" "The problem is in this rubber-band engine." "The problem is in your mouth."
-"Hey give me a break, alright?" "We'll work on the brakes later."
-"What kind of car did you swipe this from, anyway?" "Your mother's."
-"He's the living end." "Ha, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer."
-"How do I look?" "Like a beautiful, blonde... pineapple."
-"Do these glasses make me look smarter?" "Nah, you can still see your face."
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
-"Did you breast feed her?" "Yes, why?" "Hardened your nipples, did it?"
-"Oh, and Senator... love the suit." (spoken from behind a muzzle)
-"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
VARIOUS ADAM SANDLER MOVIES
-"Again,information that would have been useful to me YESTERDAAAAY!"
-"He's losing his mind!... and I'm reaping all the benefits."
-"Do you wipe your own ass, kid?"
-"Then he fakes to the right. No, he fakes to the left. NO, he doesn't fake. He fakes about faking!"
-"I ran back here, I hid under my desk. I cried, I cried. I cried LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL!" He throws a hard object through the window, and outside it hits the professor's head. Professor tipping over: "Shiiiiit!"
-"Gatorade not only tastes better than water, it quenches your thirst better too, idiot." "No." "Gatorade... Gatoraaaade..." "No! You're drinking the wrong water!" singing: "Water sucks, it really really sucks!"
-spoken to the crocodile who eats his golf ball: "Son of a bitch!"
-"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
-"Stay away from the frozen food section! Your boobs'll harden."
-"The kid won't stop peeing and throwing up- he's like a cocker spaniel."
-"He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit!"
-"He called the shit poop!"
-"I swear to God I'm sick- I can't go to school." "If you stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits." "Oh God! I'll go to school!"
-"Rock? R-o-k?" "Yeah, what's your point?" "r-o-C-k, Billy!"
MONTY PYTHON & THE HOLY GRAIL
-"How can you fight me? You haven't got any limbs left." "Just a flesh wound!" "What will you do, bleed on me?"
-"We are the knights who say........ NE!" "Not the knights who say NE!"
-"Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?"
-"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
-"Oh yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow."
-"I fart in your general direction."
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
-"You know, this whole comoflauge thing for me doesn't work very well... if you go into the jungle, make a statement. If you're going to fight, clash!"
-"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, you could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP."
TREMORS 1, 2, & 3
-"Yeah you could break an axle like that." "Could you shut up?" "Hey, I don't wanna spend the night out here." "Crybaby."
-"Good morning Mr. Basset. This is your wakeup call. Please move your ass... STAMPEDE! STAMPEDE, EARL! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Earl falls out of the truckbed in his sleeping bag. He sees 2 cows grazing nearby. "You dumbshit." "Hahahaha!"
-"They're all the same to me- dead weight. 'Oh, I broke a nail!' Makes my skin crawl."
-"You must be Val and Earl. I've heard a lot about you." "We deny everything."
-"This is weird." "This is real weird."
-"You guys gotta get out of here! There's a murderer on the loose- he's cuttin people's heads off! I'm not kidding!"
-"What are they?" "Sons of bitches."
-"Look! It must be a million of 'em!" "Nope, just one."
-"I vote for outerspace. No way these are local boys."
-"That means we're stuck! That pisses me off."
-"I guess the first thing we gotta do is find out if ol' Stumpy's still out there. Hey Earl, why don't you take a stroll and find out?"
-"Well, alright! We'll pole-vault outta here!"
-"No name. Ha! We discovered that we should name them!" "Walter, forget the damn name!"
-"Ahhh!"(thinks he's being eaten by a graboid as his foot slides into the ground) "What? What?" "Damn prarie dog burrell."
-"Damnit, Val, you gotta plan ahead!" Later... "You're leaving?" "Oh, yeah- see, we plan ahead. That way, we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me."
-"God- where's Mindy?" "Oh, she's okay; I saw her playing down the street!"
-"Well goddamn bitch! Oh, pardon my french. Shit! It's been waiting out there all this time?"
-Bert:"I ought to light one of these fuses, walk out there, and let him take me down." Earl:"You know, that's not a bad idea." Val:"Heheheheh." Earl:"No, no. It gives ME an idea."
-Val:"Well so WHAT if we make it to the rocks? We'll be dead in three days anyway."(from thirst) Earl:"Well I want to live for the three days! Throw the bomb!"
-"This one ain't dumb! It's trying to trick us... this bastard ain't smarter than us."
-while running: "I GOT A GODDAMN PLAAAAAAN!"
-"Is your head up your ass for the warmth?"
-"I am completely out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."
-"What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?"
-"What did you DO?" "I SHOT IT."
CLUE
-"I'm not shouting!.... All right, I am. I'm shouting, I'm shouting, I'm-" (knocked unconscious)
-"Where is it?" "What, the body?" "The phone. What body?" "No body. I mean nobody. There's nobody in the study."
-says as he catches a falling dead body: "I didn't do it!"
-"He threatened to kill me in public." "Why would he want to kill you in public?" "I think she meant he threatened in public to kill her." "Oh."
-"Am I right in thinking there's nobody else in the house?" "Uh, no." "Then there's someone else in this house?" "No. Sorry. I said no meaning yes." "No meaning yes? I want a straight answer; is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no?" "Uh... no." "No there is, or no there isn't?" "Yes."
-"See, just like the Mounties, we always get our man." "MRS. PEACOCK WAS A MAN?!"
-"Why has the car stopped?" "It's frightened."
-"Are you the host?" "No sir, I'm the butler." "Just what do you?" "I buttle, sir."
-"How did you know that?" "Can you keep a secret?" "Yes!" "So can I."
-"Who would want to kill the cook?" "Dinner wasn't THAT bad." "How can you make jokes at a time like this?" "It's my defense mechanism." "If I was the killer, I would kill you next... I said IF! IF!"
-"I was in the HALLWAY. I know because I was there."
-"There's still one thing I don't understand." "ONE thing?"
-"I'll go first. I've had a good life."
-"Yes, I did it. I killed Evette. I hated her so much, it... it... the... it... the flames... flames... flames... on the side of my face. Breathing... breathless... heaving... heaving breaths!"
-"It must be the murderer!" "Why would HE scream?"
-"What's everyone staring at?" "Nothing." "Who's there?" "Nobody." "What do you mean?!" "Nobody. No body. Mr. Boddy's body is gone."
-"So it WAS you! I was going to expose you." "I know, so I chose to expose myself." "Please, there are ladies present."
-"YOU'RE Mr. Boddy! Wait. So who did I kill?" "My butler." "Oh, shucks." "He was expendable like all of you."
-"And, well, to make a long story short-" "Too late."
THE JERK
-Steve Martin unaware the sniper is trying to shoot HIM: "He hates the cans! Stay away from the cans!"
FATHER OF THE BRIDE
-Employee: "Excuse me sir, what are you doing?" George: "I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm buying a package of 8 hot dogs and I want to buy 8 buns to go with them, but nobody sells packages of 8 buns, only packages of 12 buns. So I'm removing the extra buns." Employee: "I'm afraid you can't do that." George: "You know why? Because some bigshot from the hot dog company got together with some bigshot from the bun company and decided to rip off the American public..." Employee: "Why don't we calm down, sir?" George: "I'll tell you why we don't calm down. Because you're not excited. It takes 2 people for we to calm down, doesn't it?"
-"Good news, the church is free." "Finally, something's free!" "I meant it's available."
-"You worry about your daughter going out with the wrong guys. Then you worry about her meeting the right guy. And that's the biggest fear of ALL."
-"Why do we have to have brunch with strangers?"
-"I don't want to be in-lawed."
-"I'll handle this, George. Let me have your wallet."
-"What do you MEAN what do I mean?"
-"Oh don't worry, they look like killers but they're actually quite friendly."
-"Re...lent! Recoil! Reverse! RELEASE!"
-"I can see you're starting to lose it, but I need to ask you one question..."
-"Annie comes from a long line of over-reactors. Me- I can definetely lose it. My mother- a nut. My grandfather, stories about him are legendary."
-"Don't forget to fasten your condom." "DAD!" "Seabelt! I meant seatbelt."
LORD OF THE RINGS
-"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."
-"I do not doubt his heart-only the reach of his arm."
-"When are we having breakfast?" "We've already had it." "We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?"
-"Why does he hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol EVER done to him?"
-"Fly, you fools!"
-"Legolas! Two already!" "I'm on seventeen!"
-"Oh, but they look so tasty. What about their legs? They don't need those."
-"Ay, we're coming too!" "Though indeed it is hardly possible to separate you, even when Frodo is summoned to a secret council and you are not."
-"You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing." "Well that rules you out, Pip."
-"The trolls began fighting about whether they should cook us in a stew, or sit on us one by one and squash us into jelly.
TOP GUN
-"I'll have what he's having. Hemlock is it?" "Ice water."
PLATOON
-"Death? What you all know about death?"
-"It ain't d-e-r-e, it's d-e-a-r. And Sarah ain't got no two r's, King. Damn you're dumb."
-"Free your mind, your ass will follow."
WE WERE SOLDIERS
-"Nothing's wrong except nothing's wrong!"
-"Beautiful morning, Sergeant." "What are you, a fucking weatherman now?"
-"I'll never forgive myself." "For what sir?" "That my men died and I didn't."
BRAVEHEART
-"Yes. If you fight for me, you get to kill the English." "Excellent!"
-"I hope you washed your ass this morning. It's about to be kissed by a king."
-"The prisoner wishes to say a word." "Freeedommm!"
THE SHINING
-"God I'd give anything for a drink- even my goddamn soul, for a glass of beer."
-"Danny, what happened to your neck?! You did this to him, didn't you Jack? YOU SON OF A BITCH! How could you?"
-"I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em right the fuck in."
-"I want you to like it here. I wish we could stay here forever...and ever... and ever."
-"You... chopped up your wife and daughters into little bits, then you blew your brains out." "That's strange, sir. I don't have any recollection of that at all."
THE LABYRINTH
-Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of the voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
-"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you. Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave."
-"Well, come on, feet."
-Jareth: Hello, Hedgewart.
Sarah: Hogwart.
Hoggle: It's HOGGLE.
-Door 1: One of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies. He always lies.
Door 2: I do not! I tell the truth.
Door 1: Oh what a lie!
-"You have to understand my position. I'm a coward... and Jareth scares me."
-"It's only forever; it's not long at all" (sung by David Bowie)
-"Your father and I go out very rarely." "You go out every weekend!"
-"What do you want? Do you want a story? Huh? Ok. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose evil stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. This baby was a spoiled child. He wanted everything for himself, and the girl was practically his slave. But no one knew that the goblin king fell in love with her and gave her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had been particularly cruel to her, she asked the goblins for help..."
BETTER OFF DEAD
-skiing advice: "Go that way-really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
-"Oh! K12! I have to go find a cave. Now."
-"You would kill yourself to get the attention of this woman? There are better ways of getting attention."
-"...but instead he takes the opportunity to put his testicles all over me." "WHAT?" "How you say, octopus..." "Oh, tentacles."
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
-"1961 Ferrari, 250 GT California. Less than 100 were made. My father spent 3 years restoring this car. It's his love and his passion." "It's his fault he didn't lock the garage."
-"This is my 9th sick day this semester. If I go for 10, I'll probably have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count."
-Cameron lying in his bed sick (dramatic music): "I'm dying."
-"Fifty bucks says Cameron's sitting in his car debating whether to come." Cameron in his car: "This is dumb. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go."
-"He never even drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper."
-"What's gonna happen to it? It's in a garage!" "It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong, a pigeon could shit on it."
-"Do you know where she is?... Do you know when she'll be back?... Do you know ANYTHING?"
-"Cameron's never been in love. At least, no one's been in love with him."
-"Do you realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?" Laughter follows.
-"Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond."
-"Relax. I'm a professional." "Yeah- a professional what?"
-"What just happened?" "You killed the car!"
BACK TO THE FUTURE
-"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out he'd melt my brain."
-"He's a very strange young man." "He's an idiot. Comes from his upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. If you ever have a kid that acts that way, I'll disown you."
-"Give me a milk... chocolate."
-"Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a DeLorean?" "The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"
-"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 80 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit."
-"Then where the hell are they?" "The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they."
-"It's already mutated into human form. Shoot it."
-"Damn Soviet gun." "Damn German car."
-"Hey! Get your damn hands off her!"
-"What about not screwing up future events?" "Well, I figured what the hell."
-"Then tell me, future boy, who is president of the U.S. in 1985?" "Ronald Reagan. "Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha ha. Who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?"
-"Great Scott!"
FACE OFF
-"I'm not me; I'm ME!"
-"I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, off."
-"No more drugs for THAT man."
-"I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go."
-"Bravo! Bra-fucking-vo."
-"Wheee, what a predicament!"
FULL METAL JACKET
-"Let's go get some payback."
-"What the fuck is that?" "A jelly donut, sir." "A JELLY DONUT??"
-"Marines die. But the Marine Corps lives forever; that means you live forever."
-"How tall are you, Private?" "5'9", sir." "5 foot nine. I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
-"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle."
-"You write 'born to kill' on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?"
-"Did you know there's not a single horse in Vietnam? There's something definetely wrong with that."
-"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine." (my favorite quote ever.)
-"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E."
DUMB AND DUMBER
-"Once, we successfully mated a Bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. We called it a Bullshit."
-"His head fell off." "Oh, Harry! I'm sorry!" "Yeah, he was pretty old."
-"Wait, I think I just... yeah, I just had an idea!"
-"Her name's Simpson, Slappy, Swanson..." "Look on the breifcase." "Samsonite! I was way off!"
-"Man, you are one pathetic loser!"
-"I'll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day." ... "You're on." "I'm gonna get ya! I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya."
-Cop: "Pull over!" "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing."
AIRHEADS
-"I figure we demand some weird stuff so that later we can plead insanity."
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
-"Inconceivable!"
-"Why didn't you wait for me?!" "Well... you were dead."
-"He didn't fall?! INCONCEIVABLE."
-"Yes, you're very smart. Shut up."
-"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully STOLEN!"
-"You've been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? That's about the worst thing I've ever heard... how marvelous."
-"Let me explain... no, there is too much."
-"You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful." "I've always been a quick healer."
-"Surrender!" "You wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
-"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." "YOU seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
-"A clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, since he knows only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of YOU! But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of ME!"
-"I looked behind us, and something is there." "WHAT?... Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise... at night... in eel-infested waters."
-"That Vizzini, He can fuss." "Fuss, fuss... I think he likes to scream at us." "Probably he means no harm." "He's really very short on charm." "You have a gift for rhyme." "Yes, yes, some of the time." "Enough of that!" "Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?" "If there are, we'll all be dead." "No more rhymes now! I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"
-"What about the R.O.U.S.'s?" "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." He gets attacked by an R.O.U.S.
-"Inconceivable!"
A KNIGHT'S TALE
-"She makes me feel like a poet." "You may feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot."
IT
-"Ok, yes. Is that what you want? Yes." "Yeah, that's really what I wanted, you turkey."
-"If I were you guys, I wouldn't pay to see a monster movie, I'd just stay home and look in the mirror."
-"Kill? Ha! Ahaha! You can't kill me. I'm the eater of worlds, and of children."
-"Kiss me, fatboy! Mwhahaha!"
-"We all float down here."
THE SNIPER SERIES
-"One shot, one kill."
-"You did good." "There's a wrong way to fall down a mountain?"
-"You get any sleep?" "NO."
-"We meet at 0500, having had." "Having had what?" "Breakfast."
-"Join the marines! Travel the world! Make new friends! And kill them!"
-"Whenever I kill a man, it's because he needs killing."
ANNE OF GREEN GABLES
-"Matthew Cuthpert! I belive that child has bewitched you!"
-"How are you, Anne?" "As well as a victim of tragic circumstances could be."
-"It's so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it?"
-"What kind of ghosts would you say live in here?"
-"How are you, Anne?" "Well in body, although considerably ruffled in spirit."
-"I shall walk that ridgepole or perish."
-"Go away! Don't look at me!"
-"How do you like these dresses?" "I can imagine I like them." "What's wrong with them?" "Well, they're not very... pretty."
-"Well, this is a fine kettle of fish!"
-"Perhaps we should have plum pudding without the sauce." "What ever for? I've never served it without the sauce." "I forgot to put the cloth over it last night. I was imagining I was a nun-" "Then you're lucky the mice had enough sense to stay away from it."
-"DON'T EAT IT, MISS STACY!" "Anne, what is WRONG with you?" "A mouse drowned in the sauce."
-"I suppose it was a romantic way to perish, for a mouse."
-"You don't know how utterly wretched I am."
-"Oh, my afternoon is spoiled! I won't have a moment's peace until I know what that man is up to."
-"They shouldn't call this lovely place The Avenue! They should call it White Way of Delight."
-"I can't eat. I can never eat when I'm in the depths of despair."
-"Anne Shirley, I've heard all about it!" "Please go away, Marilla. I'm in the depths of despair." "Oh, fiddlesticks!"
-"She's terribly skinny and homely. Lawful heart! Her hair's as red as carrots!" (YELLING:) "How DARE you say I'm skinny, and CARROTS! You're a rude, impolite, unfeeling woman and I hate you!" "Anne Shirley!" (Yelling:) "How would you like to have nasty things said about you? How would you like to be told that you're fat, and ugly, and a sour old gossip?!"
-"You can lock me up in a dark dungeon inhabited by snakes and toads, and feed me on bread and water- I won't complain! But I cannot ask Rachel Lynde to forgive me." Later: "Mrs. Lynde, I'm extremely sorry I behaved so terribly... I deserve to be cast out forever. What you said was true; I am skinny and ugly, and my hair is red. What I said about you was true too, only I shouldn't have said it! Please, please forgive me!"
-"I dyed it." "Dyed it? For mercy's sake, child!"
-"What do you mean by breaking your slate over some boy's head?" "He called me Carrots."
-"HOW DARE YOU?!"
-"Your cattle are such mournful looking creatures, you can't know how utterly wretched I feel to have you think I'd frighten them." "You'll feel wretched alright, missy, if I ever catch any of you on my land again!"
-"Anne Shirley, what did you give my Diana to drink?" "Only raspberry cordial." "Cordial my foot! The girl smells like Jake Griffith's distillery."
-"This is current wine. Can't you tell the difference?"
-"This is a wound I shall bear forever. Goodnight."
-"Hahaha. She could talk the hind leg off a mule. Wouldn't that be a change around here?" [silence]
-"Well now, uh... I'd like... uh.. Have you got any... uh... Do you have any garden rakes?"... *whispers* "I need a dress- with puffed sleeves."
-"It's beautiful. Marilla, look at the puffs!" "They're ridiculous! You'll have to turn sideways to get through doors."
-"I'll race you to see who gets the warm side of the bed. Ready? Get set. Go!"
"Oh! Merciful heavens! What is the meaning of this?" "Josephine- mother said you weren't coming until tomorrow." "Is that any reason to try to kill me in my sleep? Diana Berry, you are the worst behaved girl I have ever known. Your parents will certainly hear about this outrage." "We didn't know you were in here. Honestly, we didn't."
-"What, come to finish the job?" "I've come to confess." "Confess what? I'm not interested in the confessions of assassins who masquerade as little girls." "It was all my doing, Miss Barry. Diana would never think of racing to a bed and jumping on it; she's far too lady-like." "Do you have any idea what it's like to be wakened from the few precious hours of sleep granted an old woman in a strange bed by two ferocious, wild girls landing on her head?" "I don't know. I can imagine it must have been terrifying in the extreme. If you had any imagination, you could put yourself in our place." "I haven't been in your place for 47 years." "Don't you have any imagination, Miss Barry?" "At my age, imagination is a threat to life."
SOME MOVIE
-"Damn the man."
INDIANA JONES
-"Give me your hat." "Why?" "I'm gonna puke in it."
-"Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?"
"I always thought archaeologists were funny looking men looking around for their mommies." "Mummys."
-"Why does the floor move?" "Let me have your torch... Snakes. Why'd it have to be SNAKES?" "Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."
-"I ought to kill you right now." "This isn't a very private place for a murder."
-"Sorry about the head but I thought you were one of them." "They come in through the doors!" "Ha! Good point."
-"They're trying to kill us!" "I know, Dad!" "A new experience for me." "It happens to me all the time."
-"The dog? You were named after the dog?!" "I have a lot of fond memories of that dog."
-"I'm as human as the next man." "Dad, I was the next man!"
-"I didn't know you could fly a plane." "Fly, yes. Land, no."
-"This is the 2nd time I've had to reclaim my property from you." "That belongs in a museum." "So do you!"
VERTICAL LIMIT
-"What the hell are you doing?" "I'm trying to kiss my ass goodbye."
