GOP Gray Matter - What makes them tick?

A Millennium 101 Exclusive by Mark Morton

Lucky us! The past November election left some wealthy GOP leaders without a job. Since politicians will do just about anything for money, we offered some to a former GOP member to dissect his gray matter and bring you this story. Since our magazine is a free service, we decided to pay him from our enormous projected surplus once Millennium 101 restructures it's social security plan. Consider it money well spent.


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