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The
New Face of Advertising
Everywhere - For years now the jury has been out on deciding whether or not violence in the media effects our youth, and just exactly what impact violence in the media, including movies, television shows, and video games -- has on society. Whatever the verdict, the companies are letting their customers speak up, and use these testimonials to sell their products. In the end, it's the customers, and in this case, the game players, that shape the next wave in advertising. Take a look at these reader comments from the "Postal" website and decide for yourself:
-Michael ". . .The screaming, moaning and suffocation of the prey truly make this a delightfully sick game. Every sound effect is perfect and truly adds to the charachters dimensia and makes the player feel like they in that particular scenery. Looking to Postal 2. It has to include the "ELEMENTARY SCHOOL" scene. Who knew it would actually become true to life?. . ." "I like this game. As a future serial killer i really most say that this is a good practice. You will hear more of me in the newspapers bombings, shooting, slaughter and NUKING A MAYOR CITY)" ". . . When someone crawls bleeding across the ground, instead of just leaving a trail of red spots, like spray paint, they should leave a distinct streak of blood in their wake. . ." "Postal kicks major ass I love to kill the people in the game. but there is one thing what do you do when you kill everyone. or were do you go?"
Darryl, kick ass
When a
Vote is NOT a Vote
And I wondered how a politician could ambarrass
their country on the International road, threaten
to burn down Washington, and still stay in office. Now I know: careful
planning. And may democracy rest-in-peace -- Editor
Japan's
Economy Takes the Plunge
At press time, there are no firm choices for the
successor. I place my bets on Ross Poirot, and possibly Steve Forbes, if
they can overcome the language barriers the new position would impose.
Another possible candidate is "Chainsaw Al", but after what happened at
his last position, Japan will probably choose a proven contender.
What
a Target
Just
Because You're a Nun, it Doesn't Mean You Get None
Inside
the Vatican (Satire)
The Pope looked distraught. He drew a deep breath and placed a finger on his cheek, as if to emphasize his obvious state of deep thought. He finally broke the silence, "Well, fifty million dollars would go a long way toward spreading the Lord's word. Think of all the people we could help." The Supreme Arch-Bishop agreed, fifty million dollars would go a long way. He replied, "If that's your wish sir, I guess we'll do it. But the Wonder Bread people are going to be pissed!" October 1998 - Pope John Paul is tired of receiving so many liberal requests from his flock. From asking for homosexuals to be continued acces to the church after "coming out" to allowing abortions for church members suffering from rape-induced pregnancies, to priests actually requesting the right to marry and have legal, consentual sex with a member of the opposite sex, to allowing women to become priests, the Pope has had enough. In a scathing religious decree, he tows the Catholic line, thereby laying down the law for members of his huge, wealthy, religious organization - the richest in the world. The decree, his 13th since he took office, is said to demand a call to the basic tenants that make up the Catholic religion. Let's hope the Spanish Inquisition doesn't apply.
Johnny's
Little Helper
Why "The Stepford Wives"? Because this drug chemically modifies our children to behave "better". Parents no longer have to get to the root their children's behavioral problems. They simply give their children a pill. Voilla! Happy, productive, slightly mind-altered children. Using this approach, you can hide many problems -- but not the problem with our society that accepts this practice. If this trend continues, Prozac may be the next option to help parents manage their children. The pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly, among others, is currently pushing to make anti-depressants like Prozac available to our children. College students are accepting the financial rewards a life with Ritalin provides. Some students that have been on Ritalin for years actually sell the popular drug to fellow students. What's so great about this drug? My personal experience took me thorough a very difficult time with my son Jonah, a cured hyperactive child. Yes, we cured him of hyperactivity. Jonah was extremely hyperactive, to the point in which the school in Virginia, our home when we discovered his problem, didn't want to teach him. The first day he was on Ritalin was like a tropical vacation. All of a sudden, my son could write his name, pay attention and play happily with other children. I remember dancing with my wife and thanking God. When we moved to New Hampshire, Jonah entered a school that had 15% of the population on Ritalin. I remember how angry I was at the school's policy: The children on Ritalin only had to do half the workload of the other Ritalin-free children. I was angry beause my son had zero incentive to get off the medication; I mean, what child wants to aspire to doing MORE schoolwork, especially when their history of accomplishents is marred by the hyperactivity? The next year, Jonah started displaying severe mood swings, to the point in which my wife or I had to be home in the afternoon to help him ride the crash period out while the Ritalin wore off - as no babysitter could handle him. It was obvious to us that Ritalin was the cause of this, even though Jonah's doctor refused to believe there was a problem with the drug. With our payed expert denying problems, it was
time to get to the root of Jonah's hyperactivity. We found a book, "Why
Your Child is Hyperactive" by Dr. Feingold. The book correlated the
increasing trend of using artificial colors and preservatives in food with
the increase in hyperative children. The bar graphs used to compare the
two were practically identical. In addition, the book pointed out that
foods with salicilates were also culprits that aggravated the hyperactivity.
With this information to pave the way, the family went on a diet for Jonah
- and discovered we no longer needed Ritalin in our lives. It's been 8
years since Jonah needed a daily fix of the drug. We told our doctor of
our success, but he said it was probably a fluke, that diet had nothing
to do with it. My personal experience says he's the fluke, and we found
another doctor. If your child suffers from hyperactivity and your doctor
never shared dietary options with you, then you should too.
The
New and Continuing Wrath of God
Here's the scary part. These acts of mass-murder were commited in the name of God, under his/her Allah alias. Zealot/terrorist, Osama Bin-Ladin, apparently can talk to Allah him/herself, and states he has been issued a religious decree to kill Americans, civilian and military alike. Mark's Slant
In the U.S., we start a civil war over slavery. The real issue had nothing to do with giving African Americans their rights, or whether or not White Americans were "better" in the eyes of the Almighty. The huge Southern plantations and their wealthy owners needed to keep their labor cheap (what's cheaper than a "slave") and their profits high. World War Two brought an old form of hatred -- against Judaism -- and added a new slant -- whites with blue eyes and blonde hair are better, so get out your bleach. As for the white Jews, go figure. Today, we have religious fanatics bombing abortion clinics in the name of the Almighty; White supremacists burning crosses, beating and dragging bodies behind their trucks, burning churches and other acts of terrorism in the name of their Almighty; and politicians sacraficing our children to harmful pollutants and cancer-causing tobacco (a repeat of civil war politics in the making?) in the name of their God: the almighty dollar. In this big melting pot we consider our world, acts of death, murder and mayhem are fast becoming "just another story" on the evening news. As for the millions of murders over the centuries commited in the name of "God (insert popular alias)," whatever happened to "Thou shall not kill?" That said, does God mean death? No, quite the
opposite in my opinion. If we were all evil, our world would have self-destructed
many years ago. I and those like me still believe that the concept of "The
Divine" is an infinite, loving and intelligent energy that surrounds and
connects all life. To me, the purpose of life is to learn, grow, and move
on to the next lesson. Extra points for taking the Golden Rule seriously.
Two
Satellites Down and No Aliens In Sight
Moscow - A rocket containing 12 U.S. comercial satellites burned up just minutes after blastoff, taking the cargo with it. The estimated loss is approximately 30 million dollars. When we do the math, the "satellite hit count" is now up to 14 lost in three months. You have to wonder if this is intentional. Time will tell -- there are 5 more scheduled trips to place new satellites into orbit in the next 6 to 12 months.
"So
What if Our Kids Are Dying - Our Lawns Look Damn Good"
NJ residents are in a panic. While James Blumenstock, the acting senior assistant commisioner at the state Department of Health explains that radium has been around for centuries, and that the high levels are no real cause for concern, residents take his words with a grain of salt. The federal survey disclosed that one-third of the areas 170 wells contain radium levels that are well above federal limits. Phones at local water-testing labs are ringing off the hook. For the record, the news made the front page of
two area newspapers -- the Courier Post (NJ) and the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Each paper had entirely different slants for the story. The Courier Post's
story line read "Radium concerns trigger flood of calls to labs for
water tests". The Inquirer's story line read "New Jersey govt. covers
up high radium levels".
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