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The Retarded World Around Us

Battling Stupidity since 2004

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4/12 - Facebook is out of control. Read the article I found (click below).

Facebook Article (Word format, open and read)

3/15 - The Rosa Parks Complex and other Racial Issues: First off, if you are not from south of the Mason Dixon line, dont watch Dukes of Hazzard religously or dont have someone in your family named Bubba, you should probably stop reading here. Also, keep in mind that not all black people are bad. I personally agree with Berto's ratio: that for every 100 black people, there are 99 angry, rude, ignorant assholes, and 1 is a respectable member of society. If you had, for any reason, decided to view the University of Delaware website recently, you will have noticed the giant advertisement for the "Stop Hate Crimes" campaign: a multi-million dollar joint venture between the city of Newark and the School in an attempt to reduce racial based crimes. Crap, I messed up, i meant to say, stop crime against black people. Because in America now, if you are black, you get a silver spoon shoved in your mouth whether you like it or not (the worst example of this being affirmative action, the most ridiculus idea in the history of the USA). Dont worry about girls getting raped and people getting robbed, lets make sure no black person ever hears the word nigger ever again. Good thinking school. Then if you were to look slightly to the right of this add, you would see an article about the black football players who were expelled for robbing a team of his steroids and returning to their house where they kept their assortment of guns and street ready drugs. I dont think a comment here is necessary. Because of this irony and crazy bullshit system, I am starting a campaign to end reverse racism and protect the rights of white people everywhere. Please send check care of Mark Nauman. Everyone knows about reverse racism so Ive decided to focus on something else. The bus system at this University has a serious problem also. Every so often, I decide to take a break from walking and ride the bus back to my room. The only problem here is that it is impossible to get on the bus. In kindergarden, I learned how to get in a line, because it is the most efficent way of organizing and moving people. But black people dont go to kindergarden apparently. I was put over the edge when the bus stopped right in front of me for the first time ever. As the doors opened to reveal an entire bus-full of empty seats awaiting my ass, some kind of cow-like creature pushed me to the side to get in front of me, pushed her face practically into the bus doors and then stepped backward onto my feet so that the bus doors could open. I later determined that the animal that assaulted me was a huge Latifah-esque black girl. I was pondering for a long time on the reason for this. Then it hit me: all black people think they must sit on the front of the bus because Rosa Parks did it. That and they are just ignorant to their surroundings. I then thought how to fix this problem and there is only one clear solution. If we force black people to always move to the back of the bus and give up their seat to white people if they are standing, they wont fight theyre way onto the bus anymore. Its so easy, I dont know why we didnt try this before.