Mario is screwed
...Oh yes. Oh yes he is.
Hello my lovelies. This is a website devoted to bringing you inescapably unescapable video game fatalities. A number of us decided one night to see if we could get Mario to indulge in a unique self  annihilation. It all started out with this little treasure.

Following our much celebrated success we all sat around like the interminably productive people we were/are and devised ways to create catastrophic situations for Mario and other hapless video game Legends. This web page is the result.
- Enter and Weep -
PS. All the images, names, and artwork in this site are the property of the companies which produce the games from which they spawn (no pun intended) unless otherwise noted. - The Management
Updated: 07/25/04