So these are all random quotes I've found places, friends have said, or that I've said. I hope you enjoy them, and take some wisdom home with you. =D

Guys don't really obsess. It's not in their genetic structure.
- Kindra (ME!)

I'm blunt, that's me, there's no changin' it. I don't do "beating around the bush", I BEAT the bush.
- Kindra (ME!)

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
-Random e-mail thing

Laugh. Out loud. Often.
-Random e-mail thing.

A smile is a curve that sets a lot of things straight.
-Random e-mail thing.

Adolesence is a dirty joke... period.
-Random e-mail thing.

Life is too important to take seriously.
-Random e-mail thing.

Only the good die young.
-Billy Joel

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
- Edgar Allen Poe

I didn't say that it was your fault, I said I was gonna BLAME you.
- A Pin

Well behaved women, rarely make history.
- A Pin

PMS: When good girls go bad.
-A Pin

Getting in touch with my inner BITCH.
- A Pin

Girls rule the planet, DEAL with it.
- A Pin

If a man speaks in the middle of a forest & there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- A Pin (And girls, we all know the answer is YES)

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
- Random e-mail

If WalMart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
- Random e-mail

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
- Random e-mail

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
- Random e-mail

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
- Random e-mail

If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
- Albert Einstein

Never argue with fools... They will only drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience...
- From Predator, a Former member of UGN (Under Ground News)

If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified insilencing mankind.
- From Predator, a Former member of UGN

The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation.
-Rent

Just keep swimmin'.
- Dory from Finding Nemo

Kinky: using a feather. Perverted: using the whole chicken.
- Bumper sticker