Everything I Needed To Know In Life I Learned From Watching

Space: Above and Beyond

These are some additions that weren't included in the version Christine gave to me.

Here you can have a look at that page.
Note: #1 Clicking this link will open a new browser window!

Note #2: You can submit new things you learned to marchog.geo@yahoo.com.
Make sure you tell me the name you'd like to go with it.


22. People coming from glass tubes are the cutest

23. Its not an impossibility to be 99.9% dead

24. The Chicago Cubs suck (and thats a statement of fact)

25. I don't wanna be a captain, I want to use the phone

26. Sugardirt: Mix one portion of sugar with one portion of dirt. Stir gently while heating to several thousand degrees. Goes well with white wine such as Chateau la Fou Poder 2064.

27. Abandon all Hope!

28. Friendly aliens aren't

29. When I feel I've forgotten something, its 1900 hours

30. Aerotech is a synonym for 'cover-up'

31. When your computer is making wierd sounds, don't take a chance

32. Beautifull babes with an attitude are bound to be shot to pieces in hard vacuum

33. You can learn things from G.I. Geequed

34. XWings make bad Hammerheads

35. When you piss your pants, you'll be shot by an alien sniper

36. 'Hey Ho, Let's GO!'

37. The only good Chig is a wet Chig

38. The only good Artificial Intelligence isn't. Intelligent, that is.

39. Who needs the Force when you can have Vansen?

40. We're never going to have a planet with a friendly name like Chuckles

41. M.... Mean as hell! A... Always There! (or: All The Time?) R.... Rough and Tough! I... In the mud! N.... Never quit! E... Every day! S.... SEMPER FI!

42. A flightsuit CAN be sexy

43. F18s will still be around in 2063

44. In the future you can learn to pilot an advanced spaceship in under 15 minutes

45. Your butt is in my hands (or something like that, can't remember what our favourite sergeant said again)

46. DID YOU LAUGH AT THAT? GIVE ME TWENTY! NOW!

47. Semper Psycho new officers will always survive a firefight

48. 'Green Recruits', a synonym for Cannon Fodder

49. 'The best, most experienced unit in the Earth forces', another synonym for Cannon Fodder

50. When your dog barks, your world is about to be invaded by aliens

51. I know who wrote a report by recognizing the typos

52. Never no more, will I be... damn, I dunno the further lyrics :).

53. Life is as easy as pancakes

54. 'Domino' is short for 'Walking into a trap you should've seen coming'

55. 'Being the secretary general' is the nice way of saying 'trying to get myself killed'

56. The next ultra-right fascist bastard will be French

57. Star Trek is BS ;)

58. No S:AAB, no hope... Know S:AAB, Know Hope...
(MinusMikey/14 Apr 99)

59. Jesus was an InVitro
(Michelle Hawk/11 Sep 99/personal conversation)

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