Sorry I am..... But resist I just could not! hehehe Lori's fault this is. And Alan's. Encouraged me they did!

Crysta

NAME: Yoda

NICKNAMES: Master

SEX: None of your business, this is

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: In the middle of a swamp, under a big, ugly tree

HEIGHT: Size matters not. Luminous beings are we.

EYES: Green they are

HAIR: White - not much left have I

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: Too far out Dagobah is. Receive holonet transmissions I cannot.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Besides swamp critters?

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Playjedi

FAVOURITE SMELL: Fresh air. Miss that scent I do...

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When young padawans tug on my ears. Hurts that does!

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Becoming one with the Force

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Play games with young Jedi minds

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: "The Best of the Old Republic". Classical this is, like it you probably would not.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
MORNING?: Getting too old for this, am I

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Only when dropped by padawans am I

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Adventure! Excitement! A Jedi craves not these things.

PEN OR PENCIL?: Gimmerstick

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: No calls do I get. Know I am here no one does.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Stew

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Remember them I do not. A Jedi my whole life have I been.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Joking you must be

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Oooooh... Chocolate... Remember this do I...

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Croutons I like. Crunchy they are, fun to eat. Heh.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Reach the pedals I cannot!

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Answer this I will not.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A padawan who listens!

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Heh heh heh... A krayt dragon I would be. Huge they are.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Wet they are.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Master Qui-Gon. Although unbecoming it is of a Jedi to say "Told you so, did I..."

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rodian Rum, heh heh heh

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Virgo. Modest am I

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Eat all his vegetables, a Jedi must

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL: A Jedi Playmate or a padawan is she?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Happy am I with my job

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: When 900 years old you reach, have this much hair you will not

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: If had one I did, tell you where it was I would not

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: A silly pursuit this is. Lead to the Dark side it can.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Fantasy this is. Concentrate a Jedi must.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Dirt, swamp bugs

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: What glass? Plenty full the stew-pot is though

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: What know I of Snapple?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: None of the above. Use the Force do I.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: What padawans are for, this is.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A trowl. Small and useful it is, and stronger than it looks

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Made of dirt my bed is. Only more dirt there is beneath it.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: Anything but 2

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Drive I cannot!

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: To fly a starfighter I would like

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: The Dejarik championship games

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Strong is he with the Force

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT: Send this out I will not. Embarrassing that would be.