NAME: Emperor Palpatine

NICKNAMES: Senator. The Emperor. Palpy

SEX: Have you seen me? Not even Force Suggestions could make someone do THAT?!

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Where ever I want! At the moment, The Imperial Palace I just kicked those disgusting non-humans from.

HEIGHT: Tall enough to Force Lightning your ass down if you ask that again.

EYES: Unearthy Yellow

HAIR: White. I think it makes me look distinguished. *evil scowl* Wouldn't you agree?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: Jedi Vs. Vornsk. It always seems to turn out for the best.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Cute Fully kittens...*look for disgust* If you beleive that, you are as gullible as the Jedi who are now sleeping with the fishes.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Sith Digest

FAVOURITE SMELL: Qui-gon's funeral pyre. Teach him to mess with my apprentice.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: That is a tough one. Perhaps, being over- head pressed by your second apprentice and thrown into the core of the Death Star. Or maybe anyone of the other seven times my clones were killed by Luke/Han/and what seems like every other schmuck in the Galaxy.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Oppressing the people!

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Rule in a Tyrannical manner. Opress aliens. Look for promising apprentices. Look for other young pretties to be my "Hands". I need a cheap thrill now and then.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Vibroblade Symphony. I doubt you have heard of this band. We Sith love Goth music, so much pointless pain and suffering. I am getting chills just thinking about it.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Where the in the name of Yoda's warts is Sate Pesage!? And why is he not here rubbing my feet?! He knows how cramped up they get at night.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Sometimes. My stomach is not what it once was. Something funny about that. *static fills the air*

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Deadly. Especially after I have my apprentice sabotage them.

PEN OR PENCIL?: A quill dipped the the blood of my enemies.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Don't I run a Galactic Empire, you imbicile? I don't answer the Sith-Forsaken Phone! *Evil chuckle* Sith-forsaken..hehe. Get it? I have foresaken it by not ans...oh, shut it. It was funny.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Anything that suffered horribly while being slaughtered for me to consume.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I think they died when I killed everyone on Naboo. Myabe not though. *shrug*

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: A more appropriate question would be, what have I not been convicted of. At least, before I pardoned myself of them all for the good of the Empire.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Neither. My teeth are in bad enough shape as it is.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Both...they both waste away your body like the Dark Side. Gotta love that!

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No, I prefer to sit in the back and plan my domination of the rest of the Galaxy.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: *calls over shoulder* Mara. Kill this idiot.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I already have one. A cute little spitfire named Mara Jade. (and a couple other too. But she is my favorite.)

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: What a disgusting thought. Are you an alien lover?

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool! A great effect in a Force Storm. Did you read Dark Empire II? Now that storm was cool.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Exar Kun. Now there was one rotten Son of Sith. I'm sure I could pick up a few pointers.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Alderaanian Champagne. However, it seems to be harder to get now.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: *A voice calls out from behind* A Leo! Roar baby! *Palpatine spins and Force Lightning Wes Janson into a quivering heap*. Where were we? Ah...sign. Scorpio. Isn't it obvious?

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: *gag*

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL Are you paying attention? I wear robes. I would not give them up. I think you would rather see her topless than my weather,wrinkled...

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have it. Oppressor of the Ignorant Masses.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Red. Seems to create a great disposition in Mara.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: If I did, it would be a Sith Tattoo covering my entore head. Might be a little too obvious. Even for the ignorant masses.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No, what a foolish notion. Obsessed with, however. Of course.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Me 50 years younger and Mara on a beach. However, I am now just a disgusting old man. I must now channel this rage by killing another planet. Are you happy now?

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Shattered lightsabers of the Jedi who have died by my will.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Half empty. Until I fill it with RAGE!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: I outlawed those years ago. It's a Rebel Drink now. You don't drink it, do you?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty, I guess. When I actually have to lift a finger for myself.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I do not type. What do I have Sate Pesage for?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A Sledge Hammer. Seems to be my approach to things, at least lately. Plus, that Pater Gabriel video is very cool.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Probably a corpse. Padme's if I remember correctly.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: 2

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Who knows? I don't get attached to such sentimental garbage. It was a car, get over it.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: *angry look* You really don't seem to be listening.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Pod Racing. I know it is silly, but Darth Vader turned me on to it.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: For the moment, he is alive and well.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Darth Maul. He just never seems to answer me anymore.