Ok i thought i'd make an attempt if this sucks don't shoot me please
I couldn't think of anyone else.. and hey i love to insult callista.
This i my interpretation on what she's been doing since she found out
LUke got married... I mean comeon she was stupid enough to let the
greatest guy in the galaxy get away you know she's got to be kicking
her self
>

>
> NAME: Callista
>
> NICKNAMES: well if you count the things most people call me it
wouldn't be repeatable....*mara calls out in distence* "You mean
slut?"... "shut up witch"
>
> SEX: not for along time.... not since Mara stole man.... *Mara
calls out* "Get over he's mine now.... skank*
>
> LIVING ARRANGEMENT:alone... i don't even have cats.. for some
reason animals hate me too
>
> HEIGHT:this body or my original one?
>
> EYES: grey
>
> HAIR:....again.. my old one or the one i'm possesing
>
> WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: The camera's i have hidden in
lukes house.....
>
> WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Luke
>
> FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: anything featuring him... i wonder if this is
turning into an obsession
>
> FAVOURITE SMELL: Mara's blood muahahha *Mara calls out again* "I
heard that"... epp
>
> WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: knowing that i'll never get my man back
becasue i'm a stupid hussy who used him and dumped him...
>
> BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When I kill Mara and reclaim LUke
>
> THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Stalk luke
>
> FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: The object of my obsession
>
>
> WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
> MORNING?: Why am I an alone bitter old hag who no one loves
>
> DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: no
>
> ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I dont' have time for such
things.. unless i'm following luke one one
>
> PEN OR PENCIL?: cut out letters from magazines so he won't know
it's me
>
> HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I anwser it before it
rings through the f... oh wait.. never mind....
>
> FAVOURITE FOODS: i enjoy feeding of the misery of others
>
> DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They died many many years ago
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: not yet
>
> CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: i prefer things that are bitter
>
> CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: croutons
>
>
> DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: no but it is a stalking necessity
>
> DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: yes.. that's the only thing i
can get to sleep with me..
>
> IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: another male
that i can string along and then break his heart because of the fear
of my own idadaquises
>
> IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:
ysalamari..*sorry i can't remeber how to spell those stupid criiters
that leave a void in the force
>
> THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: the perfect cover to follow people
>
> IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE: Do i
count? it would be nice to see my old body again
>
> FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: anything strong enough to knock me out
>
> WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: .... to long i can't remember..and no
one ever told me cray's
>
> EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: yes
>
>
> IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: to be a
jedi again
>
> IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: red...no
particualar reason....
>
> IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I already
have one it's Lukes name right across my.... heh..never mind
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: does obsession count
>
> DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: me Luke... Mara's corpse... *Mara
calls out* "I heard that too".... epp again
>
> WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: hundreds of candid photo's of
Luke and a dart board with Mara on it
>
> IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL It's broken
>
> WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: .... what the??
>
> ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Lefty..
>
> DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: no that would
take talent
>
> IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: hmm let me
think *Mara calls out* "A hoe!" shut up you i think i would be a ...
ok maybe i would be a hoe...
>
> WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: hand cuffs, video cameras, rope....
>
> WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER 69
>
> WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: ... I don't know i was stuck on that damn
ship to long
>
> WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Mara's so i could wreck it over and over
again
>
> FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Luke and Mara fighting over the hidden
camera's
>
> SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Actully
no one sent it to me.. i hacked into Luke's account and found it.
>
> OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND
TO Mara... I don't think she likes me very much but that's ok cause
she's a .... *Mara walks out* "OK that's it i'm tired of you
following us* big screen drops down with sign on it "censored for
expisit graphic violence"

I hope that didn't suck to bad ya'll

~Ariel~