The Weakest Troll
The Weakest Troll
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ok, let's meet our contestants for the Weakest
Troll!
Jack White: Jack White, Philadelphia, I'm a webtv user, WWF expert, jump
trainer, Iverson jocker, Laker hater, and a professional what if scenario
producer.
Chrsan: Chrsan, Texas, I'm an aol user, a Clipper troll, and Laker
hater.
Bullyo: Bullyo needs no introduction. Bullyo is a multi-billionaire and has
decided to come out of retirement to school other loser trolls trolling
Bullyo's former backyard.
Mike Ma: Mike Ma, I'm a shuq and kobo hater.
Spinhead: Roy Navarre, NJ, RealAudio user, Shaq jocker.
Fred Black: Uh, I'm a newbie Saq hater and I....
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Whatever. You're an SBN. That's all I need to
know! Ok, let's play the Weakest Troll!
Greg: Fred, how do you spell Shaq?
Fred: Uh, S-A-Q?
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Stupid SBN! Roy, Real Audio is an acceptable
resource for analyzing the outcome of NBA games. True or False?
Spinhead: True!
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Another reason why stupidity should be
killfiled! Mike, Kobe is the worst player in the league. True or False?
Mike Ma: That's a stupid question. Of course the answer is yes. kobo is by
far the worst player ever!
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Has there ever been a troll as idiotic as Mike?
Bullyo, what loser troll disappeared off the face of the planet after his
team became a lottery team?
Bullyo: Grego, that can only be the cowardly sonics bandwagoner, Cozo.
Greg: Will our judges accept that answer?.......... Ok, we'll accept that.
Both Coz and Bullyo would have been acceptable answers! Chrsan, what was
Wilt's vertical leap?
Chrsan: Uh......... I dunno.
Greg: 50", Jack, what current WWF superstar used to play basketball?
Jack: Paul Wight! DAMN I'm good!
Greg: Ok, time to vote off the weakest troll..............Ok, Jack I see you
voted off Chrsan, why is that?
Jack: ANY idiot would KNOW what Wilt's vertical leap is. I mean come on!
Greg: Mike, you voted off Fred?
Mike Ma: Any idiot would know that Shaq is spelled s-h-u-q. My God, Fred,
learn how to spell!
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Chrsan, I see you voted for youself.
Chrsan: Yes, I'm embarassed to be a Clipper fan.
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well, I've decided to vote all of you off.
You are all weakass SBN trolls compared to me!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Manchester United for life!!!!!!!!!