Hacksaw
Hacksaw
Hacksaw: Let me put topics on the table. The lakers are now offering
Glen Rice to the Sacramento Kings straight up for Chris Webber in what
would be an incredible move for the lakers. I say the lakers make this
move. Now I want to hear from you. Let me get to your phone calls now.
Bozak, you break the ice.
bozak: hacksuck, you are crazy if you think this webber deal is real.
Hacksaw: This comes from a reliable and trustworthy source.
bozak: lol... whatever.
Hacksaw: Excuse me? I don't understand what El o el means.
bozak: lol... you definitely qualify as a sbn... anways hacksuck, i
want to know if there's any rumors of the lakers trading the
anti-guard.
Hacksaw: Who?
bozak: do i have to explain everything to you? fish man... fish.
Hacksaw: Oh, Derek Fisher, why didn't just say so? This just off the
super high speed sportswire. The lakers are now offering Derek Fisher
and a 2nd draft pick to Seattle for Gary Payton.
bozak: hacksuck, are you making things up again?
Hacksaw: I'm getting tired of this. Look, if you want to meet me out in
the parking lot after the show. I'll be here. Idiot, get out of here.
(Hacksaw hangs up on bozak)
Hacksaw: I spend all this time putting topics on the table and that's
the best you can do? Let me go to another caller. Greg from UCLA, I
hope you can do better than him.
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hacksaw: So what do you think about this Webber deal?
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was right all along about Rice! Now
they're desperately trying to trade him! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hacksaw: Would you please stop screaming?
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Hacksaw hangs up on Greg)
Hacksaw: I need a commercial break. I hope I get callers better than
that in the next hour. When we come back, I'll get a you breaking story
out of New York, a blockbuster deal. Stay tuned, this is Sportsnight.