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Both Jimmy and Alex Toh went for this programme segment of Super Sunday in 1998. Both of them spilled out their funny happenings and it was really hilarious. As I'm sharing it with everyone, hopefully it'll bring out the same effect in you in words.

When both of them were invited out on stage, Jimmy was wearing a grey long sleeve shirt, grey casual pants and track shoes while Alex was wearing a white jacket, jeans and leather shoes. After introducing them out, on the screen was showing their profile and the hosts were going through it. When they were reading out their birthdate....
Alex: Why aren't the year stated?
Harlem: If you want them stated, sure!
Jimmy: Doesn't matter. Both of us are of the same age since we're both born in the year of the tiger.
Harlem: Nonsense! (patting Alex's shoulder) You're 24 and (towards Jimmy) you're 12.
(Cos Jimmy is one zodiac cycle away from Alex, thus he's 12 yrs younger than Alex)

When they were going through their first love....
Xiao Yen Jie (XYJ): I don't believe Alex's first love is at 19. See, even Jimmy's first love is at Primary 4, 5.
Jimmy: That was just one-sided, I secretly admire my classmate.
Alex: Ok, if you want to include one-sided ones, then I started at 4 yrs old. Actually, I consider being in love and together for a few months, like at least 3 months as true relationships.
XYJ: So those that ended before 3 months are not counted.
Alex was smiling helplessly, don't know what to say.
Jimmy: He meant that they must get along for some period of time.
XYJ: I know, I understand what you're trying to say.
Harlem: So now, you're with Miss Chou. (Towards Jimmy) How long already?
Jimmy: Mmm...more than a year.
Harlem: You really know him well. That's the objective of this segment. Alex's matters ask him (Jimmy), Jimmy's matters ask him (Alex).

XYJ: Ok, let's start our interview. Please have a seat. Hmm...I want them to demonstrate how they first got to know each other.
Harlem: You want them to demonstrate?
XYJ: Yup, will you show us?
Jimmy: That was about six years ago.
Harlem: Wow, didn't know that they already know each other for so long.
Both Jimmy and Alex stand up.
Alex: We're first met along a corridor.
Jimmy: At that time, HK stars who came to Taiwan were big shots, having their own personal changing rooms, car....
Alex: And Taiwanese stars always bully the HK stars.
Jimmy: Says who!
Alex: Haha... We had saw each other from afar.
Jimmy: And each of us were walking along with our own group of dancers behind.
In their demonstration, they had spotted each other from a distance. Alex said to his dancers 'Lam Chi Wing' and Jimmy did the same, saying to his dancers 'Du De Wei'. When they finally met, they looked at each other coolly, from head to toe and suddenly, both of them warmly shake their hands vigourously.
Harlem: Too fake! Too fake! Did it really happen?
Alex: Yes.
Harlem: Oh, so you both seems quite cold towards each other but managed to greet each other.
Alex: Actually, it felt very friendly and since both of us enjoy dancing and likes music.
XYJ: Then, is the conversation between your dancers also true?
Jimmy and Alex: Erm....yup...haha...

XYJ: Ok, let's start with the first question. We know that both of you are very playful but who is most playful.
Both of them pointed fingers at each other.
Harlem: Now, both of them wouldn't admit it.
Alex: Actually, our area of playfulness is different.
Harlem: So what are your areas?
Alex: Hmm......(Towards Jimmy) what's your say?
Jimmy: Hmm...Alex..Like sometimes... (Jimmy standing up) hey, stand up.
Harlem: You all have rehearse this many times?
Jimmy: No la, like sometimes...when we meet each other, he would do something which caught me by surprise, often I wasn't on my guard. When I'm walking towards him, greeting him and stretching out my hand, I thought he was going to shake it but he suddenly bypass my hands and go for my belt, pretending to adjust it. Giving me a big shock.
Alex: haha....no la....I do this. (signalled Jimmy to continue stretching out his hands) I would 'Hey hi!' (bypass Jimmy's hands and suddenly put his hand on his nose, making faces at Jimmy)
Harlem: Haha....you've got nothing better to do huh?
XYJ: What about Jimmy? What playful things did he do?
Alex: Hmm.....(thinking hard)
Jimmy: Haha... can't think of anything?
XYJ: Ok, Alex, is Emil Chau your good friend?
Alex: Mmm...ya, ya!
XYJ: Let's hear what he says about you.
On the screen was the pre-recording of their friends opinion.
Emil: Alex is the youngest friend I know, not as in young in age but young in thinking. Like he won't grow up forever, he has a sickness.
JIM: In Cantonese, 'did you zip your pants' and 'do you have nipples to pinch' are of the same tone so he would ask, "Did you zip your pants?" I checked and of course I did, then he would pinch your nipples.
Emil: Once, he suddenly called out to me. He pointed to the table and asked, "What's this?" I was puzzled and he said, it's a button and told me to press it. Actually, there's nothing on the table but feeling curious, I pressed the 'button' and guess what! He farted! Ha Ha(sarcastically) His playfulness can be so absurd. I think it's primary school standard.
Harlem: Wah, you're really childish.
Alex raised his 'OBJECTION' sign which they were both given.
Harlem: Which part are you objecting against? The farting one or the pinching one.
Jimmy: Do you have a 'AGREE' sign?
Harlem: Haha...now even you want to agree.
Alex: (Put down the sign) Sigh...forget it.
Harlem: Haha....Actually you've got nothing to object.
XYJ: ^ ^ Ok, now's Jimmy's turn. Is Richie Ren and Liu Xi Ming your friend?
Jimmy: (smiling cunningly) hmm.....not bad...
Richie: Hmm...Jimmy...when we were filming together in the past, usually, our mobile phones are left together at a corner. And Jimmy, cos he knows all these electronic devices, knows how to operate them very well. So one by one, he will change all the passwords. Therefore sometimes, the phone will start ringing non-stop. Not matter what I press, I can't stop it. So whenever, there's something wrong with our phone, we're start looking and cursing "Where's that Jimmy!"
Liu Xi Ming: Jimmy has a supernatural ability. There was once when a big group of us were having dinner together, joking and laughing. Then suddenly, he said, "Hey, I got something to show you all!" Next, he flipped his eyelids over. Aw....that was so disgusting! Usually, he looks very handsome but once he did that, all those characteristics went down the drain.
Harlem: So, now we know that Alex's playfulness is more to the pranks side and Jimmy's is more to the high-tech side, messing up all the computer networks. Hmm....Your supernatural ability? Can you show us?
XYJ: Will it return to normal?
Jimmy: Haha....That? I can try but I haven't done it for a long time, not sure if I can still do it.
He tried flipping it, but it wouldn't stay cos once he let go of his hands, it went back.
Jimmy: Actually, it's just flipping the eyelids over, like devil's eyes. Before I used to do it, but now, it can't flip, hadn't done it for a long time.
Alex: Is it because after you went for double eye-lid surgery...haha....Actually, Jimmy can also make a special tearing sound. Once, he took my schedule sheet, making the sound and I thought he really tear it.
XYJ: Do you want to demonstrate?
She handed out a paper to him.
Jimmy: Do you have banknote?
Harlem: You want to play exciting, huh?
Alex: (Handed him a note) Here, $1000.
Jimmy then demonstrated.
Harlem: Hey, I can do that too.
But instead of a tearing sound, he made a farting sound.
XYJ: You want to fart too?
Harlem: Haha...I prefer Alex's prank.
Jimmy: See..you're more playful than I am.
Alex: Haha...yah...

XYJ: Ok, next, who is more vain?
Someone in the audience said Jimmy, and he gave a very surprised look.
Harlem: Ha...your fans say it's you.
XYJ: But look at those leather shoes...
Harlem: Yah, is it snake or lizard skin?
Alex: I'm not sure. (Holding up his foot) Are you a snake or a lizard?
Harlem: Hey, do you think it will stick out its tongue and answer you?
Alex: Haha....it's lizard, lizard skin.
XYJ: Ok, let's see what Richie say about them.
Richie: It seems that both of them are quite vain. But I think Alex...like sometimes, when going out with him, he'll make sure everything on him from head to toe is right, even his belt, he would adjust it to the best position. Even when he goes to the gym or swim, like when he goes for a swim, who would even bother to comb the hair so nicely? Sometimes, he would dress very casually with his hair looking messy with style but don't think that just waking up from bed or not washing it for a few days, it will grow like that. I think it's quite interesting to see him manage his hair, he would carefully gel and comb it bit by bit.
Harlem: Everyone have guessed wrongly. They all thought it'll be Jimmy.
Alex began to object again.
Harlem: Now what?
Alex: I don't comb my hair while I swim. Who would bring a comb out when swimming in the pool?
XYJ: He meant that you have combed before that, and since there's sure to be girls at the pool.
Alex: I still want to object. I don't remember going swimming with Richie.
XYJ: Haha...ok, we know that Alex has a tattoo on both arms. He also has a tattoo near his navel.
Jimmy: A little dragon.
Harlem: You wanna show us your little dragon?
Alex raised his jacket a bit to reveal the little dragon.
XYJ: You really don't mind the pain huh, as long as it looks nice.

XYJ: Now, I want you to list down each other's hobbies.
Both of them were given a writing board.
XYJ: Alex seems to write very fast about Jimmy's hobbies but Jimmy still haven't write anything. Doesn't Alex has any hobbies?
Harlem: He likes adding tattoos on his body....... Ok, are you all done?
XYJ: Mr Toh, this is not a composition, don't need to write so much.
Harlem: Mr Toh! Mr Toh! Enough!
Alex: Haha...ok! ok!
And both of them showed the board.
Harlem: Alex stated Jimmy loves cars, loves high-tech stuffs, loves fans, loves his job, loves me(Alex). Love me?
Alex: Ya..haha...loves me.
Jimmy: Alex likes collecting Ultraman collectibles and telling jokes.
XYJ: Alex, your hobbies are really....
Harlem: Childish!! Likes farting, likes pinching nipples.
Alex: You don't like pinching nipples?
Harlem: I....don't like pinching men ones. Haha...can't catch me! Can't catch me! Gosh...even I've become so childish.
XYJ: Jimmy loves cars, everyone knows that. Let's hear what Zhang Luo Jun says.
Zhang Luo Jun: Guess everyone knows that Jimmy loves cars. From what I know, he owns 4 cars. He owns a M3 sports car. Such a beautiful yellow car, but he went to paint it silver. He said silver looks nicer. Actually, I know the real reason behind it. Not that silver is nicer, it's because on the street, too many people thought it was a taxi, wanting to hail it. Taxi! Taxi! As he can't stand it, anymore he went to paint it silver.
Harlem: People really mistake it for a taxi?
Jimmy: Ya! As when I bought it, it was originally yellow. And people really mistake it for a taxi.
Harlem: So when they board, they'd think 'Hmm, seems like the driver is Jimmy Lin.'
Jimmy: Because the car has 2 doors, they would walk to the back and wonder 'Where's the door notch?'
Alex: I ever tried looking for it too.
Harlem: Haha...you also wondered where were the doors when he went to fetch you?
Jimmy: It was even hailed by passengers before.

XYJ: As both are good looking so the next question is....who has better luck with girls?
Harlem: Now don't point to each other, must say yourself.
But Jimmy and Alex were still pushing it to one another.
Harlem: Alex unconvincingly said it's Jimmy while Jimmy passively say 'no, no, him, him, him'
Alex: I give this chance to him.
Jimmy: I offer this position to him.
XYJ: ^ ^ Normally, when you all go out, who would attract more girls?
Jimmy: I think the range is different....
Harlem: Oh, so what is the range?
Alex: Erm...for example he would attract those around 2 yrs old and I would attract those around 14.
Harlem: (feeling confuse) He attract 2 yr old and you attract 14?
Alex: Just now, didn't we say he's 2 and I'm 14.
Harlem: I said, he's 12 and you 24, now you say he's 2 and you 14, isn't this too exaggerating?
Alex: Oh, sorry. One tends to become more forgetful as grows with age...haha... So, he'll attract 12 yr-olds and I'll attract 24yr-olds.
Harlem: So he'll attract teenagers and you'll attract the more mature women, is it? Very funny.
XYJ: Ya, they're very conservative over this topic, twisting and turning, twisting and turning. Let's hear what their friends have to say.
Emil: Among the people I know, Alex is most popular among the girls. No matter how he carries himself, it's all for women. That's why he has many troubles cos not only ladies like him, even men also like him.
Harlem: He said everything you do is for women?
Alex: Maybe it's released unknowingly, haha...
XYJ: So, what kind of pose do you think is most attractive?
Alex: I think men is most attractive when they're seriously concentrating on their work. Like sometimes, when thinking (and he did the pose of the thinker)
Harlem: Haha...like a statue?
XYJ: Then you, Jimmy. Most attractive....?
Jimmy: I think....ok la...(looking confuse) you mean luck with girls?
Harlem: Don't try to skip this topic.
Jimmy: haha....Mmm...ok la...(towards Alex) What do you think?
Alex: Hmm....Jimmy is more innocent, he doesn't really look at the people around him. But I know, cos I'm often by his side, I notice a lot of girls like him.
Jimmy: Then why didn't you tell me eariler?
Alex: Didn't tell you? Everytime I tell you, you will "Huh? Huh? What?" (with a very dumb look) How to tell you?
Eveyone began laughing and Jimmy was really laughing uncontrollably.
Harlem: Wah...you're really idiotic...haha...
XYJ: haha...then aren't all the girls frightened away, thinking why is this guy so weird...haha...ok, let's hear from Richie.
Richie: Wow...Jimmy is really good. His fans range from all ages, from primary school, college, even till...there's once I saw the members in his fan club and saw a 40 over yr old....erm....modern mature lady who dressed like....'little dragon girl'...clustering among the other younger fans screaming along. I feel so moved and really feel proud for Jimmy. Seems that his fans are all of many different types and cover all ages.
Harlem: It seems that Jimmy is more towards his fans, from young to mature.
Jimmy: Often in several activities, there are mothers and even mothers who accompany their children along.
XYJ: What kind of girls do you like?
Harlem: From young to mature.
Jimmy: Hmm....actually I don't set at a certain age.....
XYJ: What type of girls attract you most? Alex, what kind of girls do you think is most suitable for Jimmy?
Alex: I think...maybe...those lovable types. Because Jimmy himself is a very lovable person, so I think a girl as lovable would be suitable for him.
XYJ: ok, let's see what others think.
Zhang Luo Jun: There were many girls he had rumours with, like 'princess' type(Ruby Lin), 'flying-up' type(Yuki Hsu). I think he will like a midline between 'princess' type and 'spice girl' type. On the surface, she'll look very quiet and elegant, but inside, she's like a wild fire burning. Actually, I like this kind of girls too...haha.......
XYJ and Harlem: Hey! Is he saying for Jimmy or is he saying for himself?!
Harlem: But do you like this kind of girl too?
Jimmy: ....
Alex: But I have a question here to ask Jimmy.
Harlem: Sure, help us ask.
Alex: I heard that our Miss 'Flying-up'......boarded your car.
Jimmy: Aiya...(and raised his objection sign)...no, this one really need to clarify.
Alex: Of course, not possible for me to explain for you.
Being scorned at, Jimmy raised his 'OBJECT' sign, pretending to smack him with it.
Harlem: Haha...you've made him angry.
Jimmy: No la, I know it's spreading around that she was seen going into my red sports car, but it's really too exaggerating cos I don't even drive that car much, even him(Alex) didn't sat in it many times.
Alex: (Immediately raising his sign) Hey! Object! I sat in it twice.
Harlem: Haha...you mean you don't drive it just sat in it.
XYJ: Aiya...she rides a motorbike.
Jimmy: Oh, she rides.....
XYJ: So, 'princess' type is more accurate.
Jimmy raised his sign again.
Jimmy: As for 'princess' type, we're only friends.....
Alex: No la, actually...
Harlem: Hey, don't try to help him.
Alex: Haha....(jokingly) oh..about this topic...
Harlem: Haha...so what's your opinion?
XYJ: ^ ^ Ok, today, we're very happy to be able to invite 2 handsome guys here and join the fun. So lastly, if you have a girlfriend in future, what method will you all use to propose to her. Jimmy, you start first.
Jimmy: Me? Hmm....
XYJ: Imagine Alex as the girl.
Jimmy: Hmm....
Alex: Nah...I don't want him (pretending to walk away)
Jimmy: Hey!! Hey!! ^ ^ Hmm..........Marry me.
Alex: Wah! So direct!
XYJ: Then what about you, Alex?
Alex: I think...maybe use....
Jimmy: ESP?
Alex demonstrated and looked deeply into Jimmy's eyes.
Jimmy: Let's forget it...haha...
Alex: I thinks girls are more passive so....
Alex pulled Jimmy's hand and move forward...
Harlem: Isn't this like forced marriage. What happens if she doesn't want to? Haha....
XYJ: Very happy to see this 2 best friends here today. So in future, when Alex gets married, Jimmy will be the best man and when Jimmy has kids, Alex will be their god-father.
Now, thank you for coming for this show..

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