From MacVel to Mrs. Hydra:
Received your letter yesterday!
The problem at your school is easily resolved. Remember that the gang members in your classroom do not know of the toys that you now have. Even if they did, they would do them no good. The items would self-destruct in the hands of anyone but you. Indeed, you might consider "mislaying" one object near their desks, then walk out of the room. You should return amongst squeals of pain.
Remember that the gangsters speak the language of power, thus you should reply in such language. Whenthey realize that their atttampts to take over your class will result in sharpened horror for them, they will comply to all your demands.
If the gansgters decide to use violence, be sure to press the button,. This will activiate your personal force field, and bring inthe new TA's. All are trained in the use of the new electric "Encouragers," and should provide challenges to your fiends.
As a last resort, you can always send them to ISS--remembering that the director thereof is one of us, and therefore you can smile as they go.