"THONG SONG"

Sung to the tune of THONG SONG:

Ohhh his breath so scandalous
And he know a ton of mints couldn't handle it
He be shakin' his lips like he da ish
While he knockin' sistas out wit da nastiness UNGH!
His grill is filled wit da missing spots
Gaps be wide enough to hold a hundred drop tops
He don't care bout da funky odor in his mouth
'Cuz he was livin la vida loca
CHORUS
He got breath like a dump (truck truck)
Stinks like what (what what)
Darn we had enough ('nough 'nough)
I think I'll sing it again
He got breath like a dump (truck truck)
Stinks like what (what what)
All nite long...
Boy yo breath is wrong!
We hate it when you breath goes (blah blah blah blah)
Please don't blow your breath oh! (blah blah blah blah)
Boy yo breath is sooo.... (blah blah blah blah)
Darn wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
(Repeat)
REPEAT CHORUS
REPEAT ALL
YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yo breaaaath........it stinks
Yo guuums........your teeth
Oh please........save me!
So wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!
REPEAT CHORUS