When I met you, I found what I've been searching for in life.
When I met you, I lost it.

Am I the light of your life?
No, you're far too dim, not to mention dull.

Can I have your name?
No offence, but Sarah doesn't really suit a bloke like you.

I never a forget a face.
Me neither, but I'll try my hardest to forget yours.

My ideal gal has to have a sense of humour.
That'll be the only sense she'll have!!

When can we be alone?
When we're apart.

Can i introduce myself?
Sure, try those people over there.

Haven't I seen you before?
Yeah, I was examining your genital warts.

Gimme a smile, love.
It'll cost ya, but I do do extras if you get my drift.

If I were 10 years younger, I'd take you home with me.
Where to, your retiremnt flat or the old people's home?

Can I buy you a drink, young lady?
Do you think I could just have the money instead?

Fancy a shag?
Sure, what do you think about him over there?

Your place or mine?
Both, I go to mine, and you go to yours.

You're the sexiest gal here babe.
I better go and find the sexiest guy then, hadn't I?